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Sheryl

there's another poster here who says that

name rhymes with valley

Sheryl

from the article linked in current events: In a documentary broadcast on ABC earlier this year, Jackson said he had slept in a bed with many children. “When you say ‘bed,’ you’re thinking sexual,” he said in the interview. “It’s not sexual, we’re going to sleep. I tuck them in. ... It’s very charmin...

Sheryl

somebody pass me the xzion secret decoder ring

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voted baseball

hockey and soccer are close runner-ups for me

all sports are like eleventy billion times better when you're sitting in the stadium/arena/etc

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i'll take kiddie porn for $200 alex

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kirby says xou's your new avatar is seizure inducing

<( ' '<) <( ' ' )> (>' ' )>

(1 sentence and i messed it up... ffs)

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encyclopedia brown was a genius

i can't believe somebody else actually read and remembers those books

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public speaking

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those poor canadian kids have to go to school on remembrance day?

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hahahaha sylvus

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hey, what's a good sangiovese? i've only tried it in the eco domani. where do you buy your wines? i've tried probably 15+ weird reds (mainly merlots) that i couldn't name for you from trader joe's. dunno if they sell sterling merlot there, but probably not! i'll try that for 'get lit with dad day' t...

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turkey pie red wine red wine red wine thanksgiving is wine day eco domani is my current favorite, but i love to cruise by trader joe's and buy a couple of new reds to share with my dad sirensa - roasting a turkey in the oven is pretty easy nowadays, you should really try! if i can manage without fuc...

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that scene during the final smith vs neo fight, where smith is like "grr!" and grits his teeth and throws his fists in the air in a comic_book_pose, then like 3 bolts of lightning strike behind him - i bust out laughing in the middle of the theater. i couldn't relp it! >< pretty sure i emb...

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Syenye Squirrellyelf wrote:but hugh grant's teeth are fine?

noooooooooooo

Sheryl

Ever pass someone on the right while they are trying to make a left turn into a store? Ever get stuck in the intersection trying to make a left but the light changes on you? Ever drive at the flow of traffic going 10 miles per hour over the speed limit? Got those headlights on while the wipers are ...

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you should amend that and assume it covers all road infractions. In which case, it ain't going to work. A cop can pretty much pull you over whenever they want because chances are you're violating the letter of the law constantly whether you intend to or not. for example? if you're talking about hav...

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Zamtuk wrote:while drinking beer i like to keep 2 bottles in the freezer

because nothing beats a beer just cold enough not to be frozen

oh god yes. if you can catch them right as those first ice crystals start to form in the neck of the bottle... it's like a little piece of heaven.

Sheryl

no matter how much you cry discrimination, you're still breaking the law, you're speeding. you can say hey wait, that dude in the pinto was speeding, too, but that doesn't make you magically innocent.

i think this idea of varied fines based on income is rather genius.

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hahaha i love these guys

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What? I got a wiping problem. I stick these little pieces of paper over my brown-eye, and BAM - no shit stains in my undies.

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i'm blaming a dangling chad and changing my vote

shaerra 4 prez

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venti 4 prez!

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you do that

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keep your fucking smoke in your own state goddammit. you're messing up vegas skies now.

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shaq made a rap album

kobe wins

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We met at the vet.

....

Sheryl

i, too, have a nazi bitch of a boss that's forcing everyone to dress up or be blacklisted. luckily the department trumped this by deciding that our "costumes" would be our pajamas. of course i don't own any fucking pajamas, bleh...

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lots of glow sticks

edit: isn't comatose corpse an oxymoron or something

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undead owns you

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i didn't read this

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nobody fucks with the jesus

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i'll never understand how somebody can sue in a case like this. the parents probably bought the kids that game, it doesn't say anywhere in the article that wal-mart sold it directly to the kids. (jfc shoot me, i'm fucking defending wal-mart.) and even if wal-mart did sell it directly to the kids, ho...

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pils has hacked kyou's vv account

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i've never used a dating service, internet or otherwise, but i've seen both ends of the spectrum through friends and co-workers. one of my closest friends was just frustrated one valentine's day - no date, no prospects - and threw up an ad. no photo or anything. she hit it off with a guy, they e-mai...

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i wear soft contact lenses. they beat the hell out of glasses, but they still suck sometimes. they dry out when you get sleepy or you have air blowing around (wind, car window, biking, whatever), they tear, they fall out, you wake up blind, etc. most of the people i've talked to haven't had any prob...

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the guy is making money and scoring a ton of poon off stunts like this. i don't find them particularly entertaining, but more power to him.

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i LOVE this movie. i will buy it and watch it until my eyes bleed. tarantino is brilliant.

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i'm not particularly fond of it. i don't dive under furniture or fold myself in half when it happens, but i do wear lined bras (lined, not padded, f padding) to help conceal it. i'm cold all the time. i don't think it's a sign of being trashy. it's not the same as a thong coming out of the pants. my...

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wtf i read ><

(i also concurr though, so nm!)

Sheryl

Women control sex. That's why guys are always chasing it. If guys controlled it, then women would chase it. You always go after what you want but can't have whenever you want it. Especially something as fun and satisfying as sex. It's really not that difficult to figure out. how do women control se...

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izzard is god on roller skates. i would love to see how he'd do as an actor.

Sheryl

Women control sex. That's why guys are always chasing it. If guys controlled it, then women would chase it. You always go after what you want but can't have whenever you want it. Especially something as fun and satisfying as sex. It's really not that difficult to figure out. how do women control se...

Sheryl

yes, it's possible. and no, it's not a side effect for everyone.

another possible side effect is weight gain, as jugata so eloquently pointed out. which can also contribute to boob growth i guess!

Sheryl

yes showing skin is called teasing. I don't see why being titillated by a half naked woman is synonymous with the desire to use her for sexual gratification and ignore everything else about her. and if it was a half naked man women would respond in the same manner. sad, but true brittney really doe...

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happy birthday, sir

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Valkeria wrote:Xyun, I rarely listen to lower life forms such as yourself...

anyone else get a mental image of valkeria as that goofy wizard guy with the filet o fish in the triumph the insult comic dog star wars ep 1 coverage?

sorry

Sheryl

stop splitting hairs about the whole content vs agenda thing. it was some fucking letterhead. WHAT CONTENT? unless there were little pornographic images of people getting fucked in the ass and some sort of slogan like "we love the pinktaco!", the guy's defense is retarded. i don't even kno...

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From both articles it oes not appear tht the distinction between content and person are in fact being made. Both articles indicate that he refused to print the material because of the group it was coming from, not because of the content of the material (still unknown). from the first paragraph of t...

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masteen wrote:I love her like a fat kid love cake.

please excuse me while i wipe the coffee from my monitor

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i want to have kooky's baby

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