Can't get rid of those pesky skid marks?

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Can't get rid of those pesky skid marks?

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hot shit
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...........Why the skid marks in the first place...second of all, I had no clue that any company would actually make something that boiled underwear.
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Like you even wear underwear, Py :razz:
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Moonwynd wrote:Like you even wear underwear, Py :razz:
He does on Thong Thursdays! :wink:
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*boggled* and thank you for sharing.

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Topper wrote:*boggled* and thank you for sharing.

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Post by Kelgar »

Lol. Anyone who buys this thing is a lazy fuck. The only thing you need to do to avoid ever having any skid marks is to use wetnaps on your last wipe or two.

Unlike toilet paper, you can't poke a fucking hole through it and get a finger full of fudge (not unless you are digging really hard and deep and if you're that type you're a freak....or Fesuni) and an asshole full of tiny toilet paper bits stuck around it.

Using wetnaps to wipe also leaves a much more comfortable feeling. Walking around outside on a hot sweltering day after having took a dump can either be hell or just plain cheeky. Nothing is more annoying to have sweat buildup in your crack cause your asscheeks to stick together. If you've wiped clean enough, then that sweat is not a problem! :P
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Post by Aabidano »

Kelgar wrote:...
Never been an issue for me :shock:

They're undewear, who cares if they've got a few blast marks\snail tracks? That's what they're there for.
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Post by Sionistic »

Many times skidmarks arnt from unwiped cracks, when pants rub on the underwhere during the day they can make similar marks.
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swamp ass and 100% humidity can probably duplicate the effects of a juicy wet fart
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Post by Sirensa »

I could maybe see that being useful for someone who had a lot of babies and preferred to use cloth diapers. Other than that - wtf?
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Post by Sheryl »

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What? I got a wiping problem. I stick these little pieces of paper over my brown-eye, and BAM - no shit stains in my undies.
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Post by CalandraWindrose »

Definately seems like overkill.....

little Tide and some hot water will fix you right up :twisted:
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Post by Zaelath »

Kelgar wrote:Lol. Anyone who buys this thing is a lazy fuck. The only thing you need to do to avoid ever having any skid marks is to use wetnaps on your last wipe or two.
And what real man doesn't carry around wetnaps in his handbag..
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