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banana caramel crunch prz

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Fesuni Chopsui wrote: 3. My reaction to seeing a Victoria Secret model in my room would be to slice her tits off so no one could ever enjoy the cunt again

i hope you just made that up spur of the moment because you were pissed

Sheryl

Number of tells from victims rendered incoherent by rage:
+25 points each.

rofl

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i think those tattoo's that go around guys arms are sexy but you gotta have the muscle first or else it looks weird yeah, the arm bands can be pretty hot. i'm a freak though, i always think about what that's going to look like in 40 years when your triceps go to shit and you have the flying squirre...

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A message posted on the bulletin board at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spousesagainsteverquest/ dated May 5 under the name of Christina Cordell says, "I feel sorry that people get wrapped up into this and destroy their relationships. I just hope that one day they will wake up before it's too ...

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a thong is a pair of panties without fabric to cover your ass. instead there's a thin strip (inch or so wide) that goes - wtf you know where it goes. a g-string is pretty much that, a string. you'll have a triangular piece of fabric to cover your front and a bit underneath, then a smaller triangular...

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Yes I wrote the work, but notice I also said I was not thieving MP3's, I can write about suicide without killing myself, I can write about murder without killing, and I can write about MP3's without stealing. This is a concept that perhaps is above you. Why don't you scroll halfway down the thread,...

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i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

i hope it's not a cardboard papercut, those suck :/

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that head bobbing shit at the beginning just kills me. i played the first 30 seconds like 4 times.

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that is sooooo freakin cute

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half of you are arguing that drugs are ok, and constantly throwing in that reminder that alcohol is a drug (and throwing in that extra fucking h to make it alchohol wuwu!). but of course the sheep think alcohol is ok because the govt says it's legal, so f u to all the sheep. the other half of you ar...

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I've been trying to update my profile for a couple of days and when I press submit I get a 'page cannot be displayed' thingy. I'm trying to upload a pic for avatar reasons but it won't work Anyone know why this might be happening, if it is just me? Cheers anti_teeny_code i will miss grimace, sir =(

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Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Personal favorite was the moron whose system would not power on. Turns out the dipshit had the power strip plugged into itself.

rofl that is unreal. how do these people dress themselves?

Sheryl

Sorry, I would rather park my shit in SolB, for rage, and kill anyone who messes with me than fuck with these pearlescent fragments. 1 down, 3 to go. >< lost count of the hours at this point. f skyfire in the eye with a big, fat cactus. (sorry tru :/) quillmane made me want to cry irl. camping that...

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a few years ago on new year's eve in las vegas my friend decided she wanted to try shrooms from some random guys we'd met. (nobody ever accused my friend of being a genius.) i spent most of that night following her around the stardust and taking care of her while she tried to run away from "the...

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In my experience, Pils is kinda right about this. Married men crave pr0n just like pretty much every other guy. Many women, for some reason, feel threatened by pr0n. Therefore, they have to take steps to keep it on the down low. I've had to explain to more than one guy exactly how to eliminate all ...

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Nilaman wrote:Wasn't Jim Henson the guy who made the muppets?

that's like asking if lennon was one of the beatles ><

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Two words: Open Bar Not sure if that has been posted as I really haven't read this thread. Yes it has...give away toy swords, staffs, etc. ;) That would make an interesting party. ;) Especially if the developers are there... Especially if they're not really toys.. -=Lohrno Cardboard Tube Samurai irl

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v, just the fact that you're making it -free- should boost your attendance ridiculous amounts. 10k people will not fit on a cruise ship, but omfg that would be fun as hell. as far as duration of the event, i saw a couple of comments about making the event last longer to make the trip worth it. hones...

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Oh, it will have an effect. It will drag out every damn investigation and subsequent trial involving a victim old enough to give consent. how do you figure? not every rape case involves withdrawal of consent. and those that do, this precedent was already established in january. He was charged with ...

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hi. while you rathole wankers were running around blowing up shit as you found it, we bok folks were collecting information. i'll take a fucking picture of my legal pad that truant and i kept during the first month or so of playing. we had a list of 7 sectors we found with enemy defenses in them. TE...

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Skogen wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:Living proof of why nuthuggers>boxers
No way! I wonder how many phone #'s this guy got after that display.

Boxers all the way! Besides, I have NEVER met a women who prefers her man to wear tighty whities over boxers.

briefs are HOT - on the right guy

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That's the problem, the burden of proof usually falls on the guy's shoulders. Now a women can say she said no w/out ever having said it and it can account for rape. Actually that isn't true. There are a lot of rapes that happen and are never brought to the police or court because it is very hard fo...

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raistin's avatar is teh funny, keke!

on a related note:

BOK BOK CLIQUEYBOK OMGOMWOMOG BOKBBOBOOKKKKKK HAHEHAEHAE PWNED

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More neat shit, and somewhat back on topic. In an absolute pinch for passing *something* the assembly here in CA gave the nod on a budget. The democrats are puffing out their chests saying that the budget includes "No new taxes", yet contained in the budget is a 4 Billion dollar TRIPLING ...

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i heard he lost 11 lbs during the race

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Xzion wrote:hey, hammil was in jay and silent bob sb
cocknocker!

so was carrie fisher, heh. hammill obviously doesn't mind working with kevin smith, they should let him do episode 7 or something. kevin smith would write a badass star wars script.

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Xouqoa wrote:I prefer fresh baked cookies without the 500g of saturated fats like Oreos have.

Peanut Butter cookies > all. (followed closely by oatmeal raisin)

chocolate oatmeal cookies are yum, too. i'm not a big oreo fan. (don't hurt me)

Sheryl

just for you winnow, thanks for all the orlando pics!

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i'm very happy for you two cats!

(so cute)

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Winnow wrote:You guys need a Jump to Conclusions Mat! : )

and more flare! : D

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Zamtuk wrote:Foreman Grill - Makes anything really fucking fast. Especially grilled cheese!

foreman grill is god for quick, single serving meals. you can throw anything on that fucker and it's done in like 15 minutes. frozen chicken, pork chop, baby llama, pet frog, screwdriver, whatever - *POOF* cooked!

Sheryl

sheryl came from a sheryl crow cd that was sitting on my desk after eq had already rejected every goddamn name i could dream up.

i actually knew somebody named sunserae when i lived in ca.

Sheryl

Fairweather Pure wrote:Btw, anyone ever play the Goonies II video game? Man, that was great for it's time.

on the original nintendo? hell yes!

i really hope this sequel doesn't happen. the only good thing it might do is resurrect the original for another generation. i'm with sylvus here, leave the goonies alone!

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44, 189, ELEVENTY BILLION!

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i like canadian bacon

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why did i spend hours of my life playing eq when i could have been doing something worthwhile with my time... like watching fraggle rock or patenting the greatest cereal accessory known to man, thus becoming one of the most influential persons in breakfast food, and live out the rest of my days on a...

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wtf is he standing on? that looks like a mouth full of teeth right between his legs.

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Video Killed the Radio Star - Empire Records

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i'll be eating Jack's Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger until the day i die.

bacon in every fuckin bite. that's sex on a bun.

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hi?

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happy birthday polly

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that lion has a fucked up mane

more ninjas prz

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rogues should get complete heal

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f mornings in the ear

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Lalanae wrote:I voted for Legolas

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Truant wrote:gwar hehe

"Marc, you play a mean guitar man! It's too bad....that you have to DIE!"

rarw!

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1. Dealership - I bought a Saturn, I love it, I love their service department. If something other than an oil change needs to be done, they approach me with a breakdown of the costs, the problem, they EXPLAIN to me what that part does (and not in a condescending way) which I like, because I know ver...

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lord jesus fesuni rofl

your avatar almost killed me

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