Teh owies

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 14, 2003, 2:30 pm

stupid papercut.

someone kiss it better plz.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » August 14, 2003, 2:33 pm

Awww!

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 14, 2003, 2:35 pm

A man is looking for a certain prostitute in a bar he was told about. He asks the bartender about her and he points her out. He asks her whats the going rate and she says $100. He says fine, and gives her $200. They fuck eachother's brains out and part ways. After a couple of days he comes back and gives her another $200 bucks. They go at it again and he leaves. Another few days pass and he comes back with another 200. The fuck once again, afterwards the girl gets curious about all this money and asks him why he pays twice what she asks. He says shes worth it but he affraid that hes not going to see her anymore. She then asks about his accent which is similar to hers and wonders if hes from Denfield. He says he is. Then she asks if he knows her parents Chris and Macy Miller.
He says of course i know them, they are the ones that gave me the $600 to give to you!

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 14, 2003, 2:39 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:stupid papercut.

someone kiss it better plz.

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » August 14, 2003, 4:17 pm

Done and done.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » August 14, 2003, 4:47 pm

i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

i hope it's not a cardboard papercut, those suck :/

Truant · Post by **Truant** » August 14, 2003, 5:00 pm

Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

i hope it's not a cardboard papercut, those suck :/

I lost an arm to one of those once. It wasn't pretty.

Vailex Darkfury · Post by **Vailex Darkfury** » August 14, 2003, 5:18 pm

True Bok. I was right there with you in Nam. Boy those were the days. Yeeehaaaa shoot em up!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 14, 2003, 5:35 pm

Poor teh Drolgin

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » August 14, 2003, 8:29 pm

Worst paper cut ever: manila folder. I shudder at the memory.

Izna Marcos · Post by **Izna Marcos** » August 14, 2003, 8:40 pm

at least it wasn't on your tongue, those are fun, and i've done that,sadly.

*kisses it better*

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » August 14, 2003, 10:10 pm

if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

Uael · Post by **Uael** » August 14, 2003, 11:20 pm

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 15, 2003, 4:33 am

drolgin and i made love at ff

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » August 15, 2003, 5:02 am

Stragi wrote:drolgin and i made love at ff

You two-timing bitch!

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 15, 2003, 6:49 am

So much

!

*sniffle*

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 15, 2003, 7:08 am

Drolgin paper cut remedy...

Pinch the cut together and use a SMALL amount of crazy glue. Not only will this protect the cut but it eliminates the pain too

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 15, 2003, 8:05 am

Will wallpaper paste work?

Kindo · Post by **Kindo** » August 15, 2003, 8:58 am

Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

/agree Suns

So Drolgin, I'll just lend you my crazy glue and give you a comforting pat on the shoulder.

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 15, 2003, 9:09 am

One woman is more than enough!

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » August 16, 2003, 1:13 pm

Rawr.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 16, 2003, 1:26 pm

Your avatar scares me Etasi!

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » August 16, 2003, 8:50 pm

Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 16, 2003, 11:23 pm

[quote="Sunserae"]i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

Who?

Kisses Drolgin's booboo

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 17, 2003, 1:02 am

I dunno Drolgin LOL, try it and let me know

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » August 17, 2003, 3:01 am

Deneve wrote:
Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.
i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts

Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » August 17, 2003, 3:30 am

Gemily wrote:
Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

Who?

Kisses Drolgin's booboo

OMG, do you read the board at all? The answer is out there.....

/waves to the big yellow face!

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 17, 2003, 4:12 am

Guess I dont read it as good as you.

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » August 17, 2003, 1:55 pm

I'll give you a hint.

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 17, 2003, 2:04 pm

If I come home from work without having inflicted any of that type of wounds on my customers, it's been a good day.

Hi Etasi!

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » August 17, 2003, 6:01 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

yeah, i only get burnt once in a while, mostly do salads so lots of cuttin and not much fire involved =(

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 17, 2003, 6:32 pm

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » August 17, 2003, 6:42 pm

Gemily wrote:

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » August 17, 2003, 10:53 pm

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » August 18, 2003, 9:34 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:
Deneve wrote:
Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.
i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts
Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

i work with kids that are mentally behind (mental capacity of a 6month old up to 2/3 year old) and or physically deficiant (in wheelchairs, have problems walking) etc.
and the cuts, bruises come from for example the 230 lbs individual that at age 6 sent the first of many to the hospital. (he is 18 now)
and yes, i do love my job

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