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What roll does p0rn play in MY life?

Poll ended at August 5, 2003, 7:33 pm

I am married, have sex all the time, and STILL need da p0rn!
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20%
I am married, have sex all the time, and don't need no p0rn
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I am married, almost never get sex, and thats why I need p0rn
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11%
I am single! My hand is my lover!!
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61%
 
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All of the above could also apply to a single person!
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Ummmm Married man and has sex all the time? First off does such a beast exist and secondly does it have to be with his wife?
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None of the above but I still stare at porn! :D
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Engaged, no sex, lots of other, still look at porn.
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What roll does p0rn play in MY life?
Roll? I prefer biscuits or buttered toast in my sessions.
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International Fraternity of Anal Probes?
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I feel a penis... ?
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/em looks at righe hand , Hey Baby , hows about you and me (barry white music plays) Lets get it on .........
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<---Single

If a married man doesn't own some porn.....it means his wife wears the pants in the family...she put her foot down.
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OMG!! Pilsburry replied with one sentance!! :shock:





Sorry hon, I could not help myself. It was the first thing that crossed my mind when I finished reading this thread. :lol:
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Dula Allazaward wrote:OMG!! Pilsburry replied with one sentance!! :shock:
Funny, I thought the EXACT same thing..
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Pilsburry wrote:<---Single

If a married man doesn't own some porn.....it means his wife wears the pants in the family...she put her foot down.
or that he's sexually satisfied....you idiot.
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could also mean that he just borrows some porno from his wife's collection Pils ~
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honestly i was never really into porn at all, by porn im only talking about videos of people having sex...imho its really fake looking and i never got anything out of it
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I'm not much into porn either but I'll look, gotta be hardcore stuff though, all those fake orgasms and guy's back on the screen for 5 minutes straight that they showed on the Spice chanel when we had that "special" cable box was just repulsive. If I'm gonna watch porn it's gotta be with dicks and pussies. :P
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Pilsburry regurgitated the following:
<---Single

If a married man doesn't own some porn.....it means his wife wears the pants in the family...she put her foot down.
Christ, Pilsburry, you need help.

Let me give you some advice, if I may:

Stop posting as though you have figured out how the world works - it is painfully obvious from your posts here that you haven't got a fucking clue, and with every new conglomeration of words that you randomly vomit up before you click the 'Submit' button, you come out looking more stupid.

If you really must post on something, then don't pretend you have found the Holy Grail, invented the hotplate or exposed the truth behind the JFK assassination. You're welcome to have an opinion, but posting what is - most often - incredibly, stupefyingly simplified bullshit disguised as 'Teh Facts of Life as told by P. Dangermouse, amateur philosopher' is getting on my tits. And I doubt I'm the only one who feels like that.
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is getting on my tits.
Mind if I use that one later?
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Feel free, Fairweather.
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In my experience, Pils is kinda right about this.

Married men crave pr0n just like pretty much every other guy. Many women, for some reason, feel threatened by pr0n. Therefore, they have to take steps to keep it on the down low.

I've had to explain to more than one guy exactly how to eliminate all trace of spank sites from the PC, because the wife would snoop their history and such looking for pr0n.
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masteen wrote:In my experience, Pils is kinda right about this.

Married men crave pr0n just like pretty much every other guy. Many women, for some reason, feel threatened by pr0n. Therefore, they have to take steps to keep it on the down low.

I've had to explain to more than one guy exactly how to eliminate all trace of spank sites from the PC, because the wife would snoop their history and such looking for pr0n.
well then you people are dating the wrong fucking women
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Sunserae wrote:
masteen wrote:In my experience, Pils is kinda right about this.

Married men crave pr0n just like pretty much every other guy. Many women, for some reason, feel threatened by pr0n. Therefore, they have to take steps to keep it on the down low.

I've had to explain to more than one guy exactly how to eliminate all trace of spank sites from the PC, because the wife would snoop their history and such looking for pr0n.
well then you people are dating the wrong fucking women
Don't include me in that bunch. I'm just a naturally devious bastard whom other, less devious guys look to for aid.
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Masteen....devious.....perverted......

Say it isn't so. :lol:
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RAWR!
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Some women like porn too. Usually the ones threatened by porn are shapely challenged.
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Gemily wrote:Some women like porn too. Usually the ones threatened by porn are shapely challenged.
I disagree....some very *shapely* women are more insecure about their looks then someone more on the average side, and would be more likely to bitch at their man for looking at porn.

I look at it/read it and so does my boyfriend. Sometimes we even share it with each other... :wink:
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But the question is, do you enjoy lesbian videos?
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Only if they have a guy with a beautiful tool taking part in the action too. *wink* :P
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Not sure what to pick since...

Engagement ring form Bailey Banks and Biddle... $6500

Assorted wedding expenses... $12000

Honey moon... $3000

New computer and highspeed internet to look at pOrnZ... $140

Finding your wife in a Girlz Gone Wild Video having a lesbian "box lunch special"... Priceless?

Divorce attorney... $99

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Divorce lawyer for $99 ? wtf
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Lionel Hutz maybe?
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Why would you divorce a woman with lesbionic skillz?
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Pilsburry wrote:If a married man doesn't own some porn.....it means his wife wears the pants in the family...
If you can't touch it, it's not worth the bother. I've got the same attitude towards nudie bars for that matter.

Who wants to just look? Might as well buy a big steak, cook it it and just stare at it on the table.
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Aabidano wrote:Who wants to just look? Might as well buy a big steak, cook it it and just stare at it on the table.
In that analogy you're forgetting the part where you whack off on the steak. That's what makes porn better than watching the food network.
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Sylvus wrote:
Aabidano wrote:Who wants to just look? Might as well buy a big steak, cook it it and just stare at it on the table.
In that analogy you're forgetting the part where you whack off on the steak. That's what makes porn better than watching the food network.
lmao!

Steak already has a lot of protein, it really doesn't need a protein marinade!
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What a relief...
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If porn is beneficial to the sexually understimulated, why don't we just dump cookingbooks by plane in areas hit by starvation?
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Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:If porn is beneficial to the sexually understimulated, why don't we just dump cookingbooks by plane in areas hit by starvation?
Hah, sig material!
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Feel free to use it!
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