Cartalas caught via Webcam

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » August 13, 2003, 5:51 pm

Sound might be NWS

Caught while getting his VV groove on

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 13, 2003, 5:53 pm

oh my

Post by **Sylvus** » August 13, 2003, 5:54 pm

set it and forget it.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 13, 2003, 5:55 pm

HAHAHAHA oh god HAHAHAHAA!
dont let the companies get a hold of this, they will make him the next 50cent

noel · Post by **noel** » August 13, 2003, 5:58 pm

You may be giving Cartalas too much credit. I didn't see any drooling.

It's like... he needed a broomstick if he wanted to be the next Star Wars kid.

Anyone have odds on him being a Canadian?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 13, 2003, 6:05 pm

i like that "set and forget it" freestylin he did

lol

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 13, 2003, 6:12 pm

is that an actual rap song or did he make it up?

anyone know who that is? (not the kid but the dude who's song that is)

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » August 13, 2003, 6:29 pm

Haha, thats actually pretty cool, especially if he made up the words to it. It wouldnt be so cool, but he looks like hes like 8 or something.

laneela · Post by **laneela** » August 13, 2003, 7:09 pm

"One time I forgot it and it got cold so don't really forget it. Just forget it for the most part but then come back to it if you wanna eat a hot meal... Peace!"

that was utter brilliance...

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » August 13, 2003, 8:12 pm

I hope the kid's parents never see this....

The horror...

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » August 13, 2003, 8:27 pm

K, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks Jice!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » August 13, 2003, 8:48 pm

that head bobbing shit at the beginning just kills me. i played the first 30 seconds like 4 times.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 13, 2003, 9:26 pm

Im so proud! The kid must be from Wisconsin

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 13, 2003, 9:32 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! 50cent sucks balls compared to this fly muthafucka!

werd

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 13, 2003, 11:31 pm

I like the Phat Beatz!

Taly · Post by **Taly** » August 14, 2003, 1:04 am

I think that was Jice

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » August 14, 2003, 1:29 am

Im far too caucasian to rap that well.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » August 14, 2003, 1:37 am

HAHAHA, that was too funny.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 14, 2003, 3:12 am

Star wars kid ain't got nothing on this guy, lol

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » August 14, 2003, 8:33 am

hehe Set it and forget it

Peace

Burke · Post by **Burke** » August 14, 2003, 9:31 am

big ups to chonky

mad skillz

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 14, 2003, 11:07 am

The word of the day is "Dick."

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 14, 2003, 4:46 pm

What makes it so good is it's so true! Ron Popeil really does make good informercials.

Sheer brilliance.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 14, 2003, 5:10 pm

That was funny

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » August 14, 2003, 5:22 pm

I hope his bitch, Chonky, loves his sweet love song.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 15, 2003, 4:41 am

how dare you compare cartalas to andy

kyo, he has people/groups (websites etc) that make him beats and he just freestyles, he credits them on his website angrynakedpat.com. im suprised more of you don't know about him since he's sorta famous after the superbowl is gay song. he's been a reoccuring guest on jimmy kimmel live and a few other shows i believe.

edit: he's around 25 and lives out on the east coast i think

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 15, 2003, 9:38 am

Stragi wrote:how dare you compare cartalas to andy
kyo, he has people/groups (websites etc) that make him beats and he just freestyles, he credits them on his website angrynakedpat.com. im suprised more of you don't know about him since he's sorta famous after the superbowl is gay song. he's been a reoccuring guest on jimmy kimmel live and a few other shows i believe.

edit: he's around 25 and lives out on the east coast i think

THAT'S WHY HE WAS FAMILIAR! The Superbowl is gay song! 25? No way.. I pegged him at 15 at most. Wow... that's just kinda sad

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » August 15, 2003, 10:21 am

I liked this one so much more.
Drunken freestyle rap

This fucker is hilarious.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 15, 2003, 11:37 am

25 years?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 16, 2003, 12:44 am

in some interview he had he said that he was 25 or 26 i don't remember.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » August 17, 2003, 2:55 pm

Denadeb wrote:I liked this one so much more.
Drunken freestyle rap

This fucker is hilarious.

Yeah, him and ODB need to do a song together!

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » August 17, 2003, 3:53 pm

"You can hear me sing on angrynakedpat any day of the week. I'm also on Dawson's Creek in cameo where does Dawson's sucked a little fat kid's dick."

This kid is simply the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Chingy better watch out, Chonky is on th eloose with his "bullet-proof vest"

Thank you for introducing this kid to us that weren't aware. I can't wait to get to work monday and and show them this.

Ducru

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 17, 2003, 11:39 pm

A long while back this kid did some childrens songs including "jesus loves the little children"....if you see that one, the ending is almost worth watching the whole video for.

P.S. There is no way this guy is 25....if he said that on some talk show it must have been a joke.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » August 18, 2003, 3:46 am

I dont think that was a rap song, just freestyling. The set it and forget part about informercials made me laugh damn hard, a lot of it was just lame tho heh. Nice post lol. Giving Cartalas WAY to much credit though.

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Cartalas caught via Webcam

Cartalas caught via Webcam

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