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Rianna

Lol, thats great!

Rianna

Vodka and lemonaide

BEER

And Zombie Zoo!!!!

Yummy!

And ofcourse Warp Core breaches!

Rianna

Weee..... lvl 8! Fear my Heafty Garbage bag!

Rianna

MOTHER FUCKING CANUCKS!!

hehe, classic canuck's hockey though, get a lead then blow it. Oh well, was still entertaining to watch. Hmm... now I have to pick another team to root for in the play offs... any suggestions? If you say Ottawa I'll kick you in the balls.

Rianna

There were 3 friends from Newfoundland
Who when drank, got quite out of hand
Whether headbutting walls
Or using tribbles as balls
You could never say that they were bland.

Rianna

hehe, a few more There once was a woman from Arden Who was seen sucking a man in the garden Her mother said, "Flo, Where does it all go?? And she said, "Gulp, Beg your pardon?" There once was a girl from Sidney Who could take it right up to her kidney But a guy from Quebec Shoved it u...

Rianna

There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall. or There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair. But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her ...

Rianna

hehhe, here is one for Thess!

There once was a woman named Thess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess

Rianna

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze

Rianna

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

Rianna

Damn, I already used my good ones!

Rianna

LOL, I killed a drunken Lynxe and a drunken Arianul today..... good job!

Rianna

Ode to the pay toilet

Here is sit, broken hearted
Pay a dime and only farted
But yesterday I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit in my pants.

Rianna

Fuck you! I love my canucks. Yeah, they playing the shits lately though, its very discouraging. I must say though, it was very nice of them to lose game 6 on purpose so that they could knock the Wild out infront of their fans in Vancover.

Rianna

Phear my CD player with Kenny G CD and Pink Leotards!

Rianna

Canada > all in Hockey!

Rianna

ROFL, thats hilarious

Rianna

Sweet.... after 10 beers I could finish mario!

Rianna

Hehe, I killed a 'Mangina' in the forest and when it died it said it had a name tag with "Brittney" written on it!!

LOL

Rianna

There once was a young man named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
Her face looked like shit
And she was missing a tit
But think of the money he'd save!

Rianna

There once was a man from nantuckette
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

Rianna

hehe, this is fun. people need fuck off killing me though! I hate you all!!!

Rianna

I am sorry, but that is jsut wrong. Isn't it bad enough that many of us play naked as it is?

Rianna

sheesh, jsut buy his drink for him! I think someone did that for him before ;P

P.S. Come to Canada, only have to be 19 here.

Rianna

What ever.... canadain... american... the only difference is free health care and about 2% alcohol content per beer.

Rianna

Sweet... I got my thong all ready! May 24th, here we come!

Rianna

SOTALLY TOBER Starkle starkle little twink . . . who the hell you are I think. I'm not under what you call . . . . the alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep . . . I'm not drunk like tinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet . . . but the drunker I stand here the longer I get. Just g...

Rianna

I was in Kung Fu for a few years, but it was a highly americanized club, not what I was looking for. The only good thing about it was that it was a good workout, other than that, never learned a real lot I couldn't have learned on my own.

Rianna

Wonder Boy in Monster Land for the old Sega Master System. That game was the shit!

Rianna

I would have to go with Vegas as well, seieng as that was the only one I have been too.

Rianna

Woo hoo, I got a rake! I couldn't afford a HO... what a disappointment!

Rianna

ROFL, I vote for Sparty so far!

Rianna

Hmmm... I noticed that Newfoundland never came up once in anyones answers... WTF!!!

There should be a question:

I drink more than 24 Canadian beer in one sitting:

All the time / When I am broke / Neutral / No Way / Are you Nuts!

If you answer 'All the time" you automatically get newfoundland!

Rianna

Aye, I wanna buy some nut butter! My nuts have been getting dry and chapped since Vegas

Rianna

Damn Canucks blew it last night as well. 7-2... thats just plain embarrasing. Oh well, I think they will still take the series, I hope last night was jsut a wake up call for them!

Rianna

I would have to agree with Lynxe here. The point isn't that Suppin intended the word 'faggot' to mean homosexual, the pojnt is that OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of people out there find the use of those hate words tasteless. Lynxe, and I, are some of these people. Also, it is much easier to rea...

Rianna

Heh, I used to play Sojourn back in the day. Played it for a few years actually. Believe it or not, I was Rianna on Sojourn as well, though I was a Cleric. It was a good laugh. I believe I was part of the Zentarium (can't remember how it was spelled). Heh, those were fun times!

Rianna

Happy bday bro! Hope ya have a great one!

Rianna

Is that what you are planning for your bacholerette party, Lynxe??? If so, I'll have to think of something a little more exotic that golfing for narm's!

Rianna

Happy bday babe! Sorry we never got to stay long last night at Fog City, but you know how it goes

So how old are you now, 39? 41?

Anyway, I'll be talking to you today for sure. Happy bday!

Lubs ya,
Rianna

Rianna

LOL, yes, I laugh when someone farts. Just ask Zoggmak. I remember in vegas, after stumbling back to our room in the Hilton and crawling into bed with Lynxe (get your minds out of the gutter) and I was just about to sleep when I hear the following: Zoggmak: Jeff.... are you asleep? Rianna: Ummmm.......

Rianna

I wanna join! I wanna join!

here is my naked pic

http://ixtlanguild.org/ffpics/Rianna/IM000677.JPG

Rianna

I am 26, 27 in Jan.

Rianna

I know I will probably be /jackassed for this post..... but what in the fuck does it mean to be /jackass anyway?

hehe, flame on!

Rianna

Zoggmak would have been in on some of that gay lovin'.... he LOVES the cock!

Rianna

GO VANCOVER GO!!

CANUCKS RULE!!

WINGS CAN BITE MY ASS!

Rianna

Lol, I think that is my crotch behind the nutbutter!

Rianna

heh, I am glad you didn't go, Narm. Because if you did, Lynxe would not have given me a ticket to vegas for my bday

I am sure everyone else is glad too, cause noone down there needed to see me pantless, enough people in newfoundland have already seen that fine spectacle!!!

Rianna

Lol, thats great!

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