Rianna's poetry corner

Rianna · Post by **Rianna** » May 7, 2003, 12:34 pm

SOTALLY TOBER

Starkle starkle little twink . . .
who the hell you are I think.
I'm not under what you call . . . .
the alcofluence of incohol.

I'm just a little slort of sheep . . .
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet . . .
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

Just give me one more drink . . .
to fill me cup
'Cuz I got all day sober . . .
to Sunday up.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 7, 2003, 12:45 pm

hahahaha!!

*applause applause*

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » May 7, 2003, 12:46 pm

You've been in Quarks again I see!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » May 7, 2003, 1:06 pm

watch out Sparty, here comes competition

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » May 7, 2003, 4:57 pm

Some Guiness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat
And all the night you could hear him roar
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

aristat · Post by **aristat** » May 7, 2003, 5:02 pm

Rianna · Post by **Rianna** » May 7, 2003, 5:05 pm

There once was a man from nantuckette
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

Rianna · Post by **Rianna** » May 7, 2003, 5:06 pm

There once was a young man named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
Her face looked like shit
And she was missing a tit
But think of the money he'd save!

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 7, 2003, 5:08 pm

ROFL..

Korell · Post by **Korell** » May 8, 2003, 4:44 am

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 8, 2003, 12:40 pm

There once was a man from peru
Who sailed along in a canoe
He dreamt about Venus
And played with his penis
And woke with a hand full of goo.

Not an original, just something I heard as a kid.

Rianna · Post by **Rianna** » May 8, 2003, 1:41 pm

Ode to the pay toilet

Here is sit, broken hearted
Pay a dime and only farted
But yesterday I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit in my pants.

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » May 8, 2003, 6:39 pm

Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy bout it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal" you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother.

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling pappy this he said "There's trouble still".

You can't marry Will, my gal, and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother"

But Mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"