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Old Title: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor

Old Title: Kingdom of Heaven
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor II

Old Title: Batman Begins
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor III

I wish they would say what was actually in the bag. "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but... every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never... 'your' dil...

In the immortal words of Devo,

God made man
but he used a monkey to do it
Ape is the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
Do what monkeys do
God made men
But monkeys applied the glue

After the evil army busted through from the Dreadlands to Firona Vie, they began to assault the city. Vaves of mobs would charge the gates of the city and attack the guards that had spawned there. On most overy other server, the guards were overrun and the city was lost. However, a small group of pe...

FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola BURGER GUY: What? FARVA: A liter of cola! BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola? THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva? FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is. FARVA: Liter is ...

Yep, upon further review I find myself once again agreeing with Waikiki. I give up, time to get some sleep.

Well here is a try again, this works if I am allowed to cross my own line.

Waikiki showed me the error of my ways.

Anyone remember Rob Halford? He was the lead singer to the 80’s heavy metal group, Judas Priest. I must say, Judas Priest is one of my favorite bands of all time. The music was top-notch, with Glen Tipton's excellent guitar and the voice of Rob Halford. I mean geez, the man could shatter glass with...

In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

However I gotta add my voice to those expressing that Devo is excellent.

I used to love the old promos they used to have with Mr. Perfect on Saturday Night's Main event. Basically they would consist of him doing things like sinking an insane number of 3 point basketball shots in a row, hitting a string of pitches out of the park, and sinking every ball on a pool table on...

Tonight there was a guy shouting that he was trying to form a pickup raid on Nagafen. I have never been in on a Nagafen kill, so I was interested, and joined the chat channel he directed me too. This is where it started to get odd. The guy organizing the raid(whom I will not name, in case my opinon ...

oh and this one Mr. Burns: "Smithers, who is that man?" Smithers: "Thats Homer Simpson, sir." My favorite turn on this oft repeated one was: Mr. Burns: "Smithers, who is that man?" Smithers: "Thats Homer Simpson, sir. All the recent events in your life have involv...

Show me a sunset.

Just wanted to be a good citizen and report a sighting of this thief. He was running a casino in the stables of the Bazaar as I write this. Hope this helps put the squeeze on this trash.

/agree Swiiter I have a Gigabyte 7VRXP in my computer that I got in July and it works great. It is also very highly reviewed and affordably priced. Along with 512 MB of RAM, and Athlon XP 1800 and my GeForce 4 Ti4200, everquest runs without a hitch everywhere except the bazaar, and if I turn the cli...

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Blond goes all psycho on the cop tied to the chair and slices his ear off. That scene was rather intense.

I bought a pair of Dwarven Work Boots for 125 pp in North Freeport last night, I thought it was a fair deal.

Hello all, I'm pretty new to Everquest, having only have played about a week. My first character is a Half-Elf Ranger whom I started in Kelethin. I have risen to level 20 hunting orcs in Crushbone and now I find that almost none of the monsters in the zone are giving me experience, so its time to mo...