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by Ducru
December 10, 2004, 5:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Who is a chemist
Replies: 9
Views: 735

Sugar is a monosaccharide and is composed of glucose and fructose linked via an alpha glycosidic bond. When introduced into a solution of Kainic Acid (which Kahlua basically is) the interaction between the two liquids causes a strong dipolar reaction, quickly and efficiently bonding together. OK ne...
by Ducru
April 12, 2004, 5:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Only the Brave - Under New Leadership
Replies: 15
Views: 2274

To Brennen

Good Luck, bud. You've always been a pleasure, and an inspiration to your players, and those who were around you.

Have fun in RL :)

Ducru
by Ducru
April 12, 2004, 5:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Who is THIS?!
Replies: 18
Views: 2580

confession

Sometimes, late at night, I log into the "game" and take my monk over to POK (plane of knowledge for those that don't play the "game"). I sit there for hours on end dreaming of becoming the best monk around, and single pulling Chardok (a very tough zone for those who don't play t...
by Ducru
February 3, 2004, 3:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How many teeth do you have?
Replies: 36
Views: 2246

I've got 24. My wife fortunately has none. It was a condition I laid down when proposing.

Ducru
by Ducru
February 1, 2004, 11:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Superbowl half time show......Janet+Justin...*NWS?*
Replies: 79
Views: 5645

It was fantastic. I actually joked to my friends that I was only coming over to the party to eat bratwurst and see Janet's Tittos=) My dream came true. And it was planned btw. The song ends with the part of his song that states, "Im gonna have you naked by the end of this song..." Quite th...
by Ducru
January 25, 2004, 3:12 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Miss World! (Who is your favorite?)
Replies: 29
Views: 5442

Greece, Peru, Puerto Rico, Ecquador.

This is my kind of Geography lesson!!

Ducru
by Ducru
January 24, 2004, 8:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Best.. music video.. ever. (bump of an old post)
Replies: 34
Views: 2552

OK, someone please explain to a retard why that everytime I click the link it locks up my IE browser and I hdave to taskmanager out of it :( My pants demand to see this video!!!! Ducru *edit - Used my super skills, and rebooted PC. Now it works... Pants are Happy* I agree, a Geoffrey Daumer remix to...
by Ducru
January 20, 2004, 9:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tatoos are like, so old.
Replies: 6
Views: 854

Seebs wrote:I had the preamble of the constitution tattooed on the shaft of my cock.

It reads: We th


Thank you. I'll be here until Thursday. Try the Veal.
LMFAO... I Needed that, thanks.

Ducru
by Ducru
January 16, 2004, 1:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?
Replies: 101
Views: 8189

In the South they are fucking called Dog Sticks nothing fucking wierd about it. Don't make me get overly hostile CAUSE THATS SCARY Nope... Corndog. And Sylvos, you HAVE to let your woman win arguments sometime to keep the love flowing. Don't you think this would be a good battle to choose to loose?...
by Ducru
January 14, 2004, 8:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Swordsmanship
Replies: 84
Views: 6335

smaller ones fit and feel the best in my grip. As is, I hardly notice them - they are fairly lightweight. In fits of anger my wife accuses me of having the same problem, bud. I just tell her how much smaller it would look an a guy that was 6'7" Wait... what were you talking about??? :oops: Duc...
by Ducru
January 13, 2004, 5:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What did your parents beat you with?
Replies: 104
Views: 10002

"Blackie" - The belt equivalent of a Howlitzer. 2 inches broad and a quarter inch thick. Jesus it hurt if they missed my ass. Dad would look at me, roll up his sleeves and say "Go get Blackie". You could almost here my brother thinking "DEAD MAN WALKING" as I scuffled d...
by Ducru
January 11, 2004, 9:20 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: For you who wants to try some new dancemoves on the floor!
Replies: 8
Views: 1896

I actually watched that entire thing... mesmerizing.

Ducru
by Ducru
January 8, 2004, 5:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Shaerra sold...
Replies: 57
Views: 4822

Address of nasty, tacky whore please. I have some aggression to work off and would like to get with some nasty trailer booch. i'll trade a carton of Basics and some 2-liter bottles of name brand soda for ass sex and splooging. thanks. Throw in a bottle of Purple Passion and and package ofOver The C...
by Ducru
January 8, 2004, 3:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Car Audio Help
Replies: 27
Views: 1644

Zamtuk wrote:i think there is an unwritten rule that says that your system shouldn't cost more than your car
Thanks for not letting me be the one to say it, Zam :lol:

http://www.kbb.com

Lists the car (being judicious at worst) at $560 trade in value.

Blame Zamtuk for making me wonder=)

Ducru
by Ducru
January 8, 2004, 3:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Smoke at work?
Replies: 33
Views: 2243

Honestly I always thought all that time used to "go outside and take a quick smoke" was really unfair. It really isn't that quick. Yah if you get a designated break and that is the only time you do it that is one thing - but I have worked in tons of offices where it always seemed a few ce...
by Ducru
January 7, 2004, 6:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Smoke at work?
Replies: 33
Views: 2243

I saw a woman smoke a cigarette with her vagina once. I think she was indoors. Doubt she would be able to do something that require that much concentration and dexterity when it was 0 degrees or so. Her workplace is very understanding obviously. :o

Ducru
by Ducru
January 6, 2004, 6:57 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Sexiest Lady in 2003 (Not NWS)
Replies: 61
Views: 11369

Kate Beckinsale #69 while Brittany is #5???? I understand the "popular vote" goes a long way, but THAT long? So many discrepancies in the list, I'm not sure what to think, but it DID help me out on my top 10 list that the wife asked me for the other day. Maybe there will be a little role-p...
by Ducru
January 5, 2004, 3:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: do you have a secret food?
Replies: 138
Views: 26534

Sweetbreads. I don't eat them all the time (cost prohibitive and a pain the the ass), but I cook them at least once a month when the craving hits. As soon as the tummy goes "Mmmmm.... Sweetbreads", there's no turning back. I've never seen my wife look as ill as when I break them out of the...
by Ducru
January 3, 2004, 5:14 pm
Forum: Audiophilia
Topic: One more.
Replies: 6
Views: 959

I've got all the SQN stuff, Ak. I'll try to find it. Fun stuff, and great musicians. Also, If I can't dig through all my boxes (still not completely unpacked my office from the move 5 months ago=). You can get it here... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/offering/list/-/B000004ATE/all/ref=...
by Ducru
January 2, 2004, 7:57 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Really amazing...
Replies: 31
Views: 3941

Good Lord!! not only that, it was a MOVING target. I have a hard time hitting a coke can at 20 yards with my .40cal when it's standing still :lol:

Nice article.

Ducru
by Ducru
January 2, 2004, 7:54 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Give up those unused Frequent Flyer Miles
Replies: 1
Views: 387

Great idea. Thanks for posting it. I honestly can't believe I haven't heard of this yet. Blame the holidays and too much work. Donating now. I've got about 15k or so, and going to talk the Big-Man tomorrow about getting all of our company miles donated as well, since suppliers typically pay our airf...
by Ducru
January 2, 2004, 6:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WalMart
Replies: 75
Views: 5569

I have a friend who has worked at WalMart part time for years and he makes over $10 and hour stocking shelves. He has a regular day job but he claims the work environment is great and he gets stock options and periodic raises. what? are you lying? wal-mart has the worst record of treating their emp...
by Ducru
December 31, 2003, 7:27 pm
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Will anybody be playing EQ2?
Replies: 54
Views: 7868

Regarding being ble to "transfer characters": It's been established that SoE KNOWS how to make money. Hell, they get a good $100 or so from me every 3 months. But do we think they will actually allow a character transfer? Being that they KNOW how to make money, and I'm sure they are relati...
by Ducru
December 31, 2003, 6:11 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Clerk gets knocked out during Robbery
Replies: 134
Views: 25893

This thread deserves some pics of me in the gym soon unless you all become friends again and give eachother a hug! Its Happy New Year Dammit! :D Then again i might post the pics anyways....:O As I typically try to stear clear of threads such as this, minus the entertainment value. I do have to post...
by Ducru
December 30, 2003, 8:31 pm
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Will anybody be playing EQ2?
Replies: 54
Views: 7868

they will closely monitor EQ2/EQ and do whatever it takes to get your money. Yet another reason to not give SoE another EQ2 subscriber. I don't want to inflate any EQ2 numbers. Hopefully, they will realize EQ1 is thier bread and butter, that it is an enigma in the MMORPG arena, and they will concen...
by Ducru
December 30, 2003, 5:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Kwon
Replies: 31
Views: 1857

Happy B-day, bud! :D

Ducru
by Ducru
December 30, 2003, 4:00 am
Forum: Culinary Delights
Topic: New Year's dinner suggestions
Replies: 15
Views: 2447

I'm doing a big pot of Paella (with real Chorizo that a friend is bringing), a few great bottles of Burgundy (one killer little Costierre des Nimes), then beer and Jagermeister before we pop a bottle of bubbly. When in doubt, it's hard to beat Canelek's plan. Family style "pass the pasta" ...
by Ducru
December 30, 2003, 3:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Interesting
Replies: 2
Views: 607

I accidentally dropped a backpack in West Freeport about 2 years ago and some guy ran off with all my Wu armor and a Blackjack. Is the statute of limitations up? or can I file suit still?

Ducru
by Ducru
December 29, 2003, 7:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lion VS Hyena
Replies: 25
Views: 2368

Fan-friggin-tastic, Kwon. Thanks.

Ducru
by Ducru
December 25, 2003, 12:53 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Christmas Loot!
Replies: 32
Views: 2119

Santa is supposed to bring me a blowjob. Not sure how this is going to work out when my wife sees an old white haired, fat man bobbing up and down on my knob. She wouldn't explain...

I'm just keeping my eyes closed.:shock:
Ducru
by Ducru
December 23, 2003, 7:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: From Me To You!
Replies: 14
Views: 1277

Fantastic, Kwon. Thanks. I'm calling my wife downstairs as soon as I hit submit :twisted:

Ducru
by Ducru
December 20, 2003, 6:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: what classes in EQ are good now
Replies: 138
Views: 12017

After much consideration, I've decided that you should NOT play EQ. Instead you should channel all that energy into the new game Horizons , which is a tradeskill haven. Folllow this path and work on gardening (or baking, whatever the hell they decided to call it)... Use teh knowledge gained there to...
by Ducru
December 20, 2003, 4:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Seasons Greetings to all:
Replies: 6
Views: 613

Merry Christmakwanzakuh to all :x-mas:

Everyone have a Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year=)

Ducru
by Ducru
December 20, 2003, 4:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: what classes in EQ are good now
Replies: 138
Views: 12017

I'm partial to Monk (being that is what I am, and alwys will be my main). Mitigation has been fixed a bit, and still in the process of being fixed. With enough AA points, you can get around most of that for the normal gameplay. High end game content hits for 2k+... no matter what class you are, it's...
by Ducru
December 19, 2003, 10:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: XPGames
Replies: 7
Views: 679

Odd the topic is about women's orifaces. I heard on Howard stern today about women having 2 Vaginas. Anyone ever heard of this? Pretty odd... 2 Vaginas would be an amzing thing to have. Now if we can just get God to put another set of tits, this time on a woman's back, so I have something to play w...
by Ducru
December 19, 2003, 1:08 am
Forum: Culinary Delights
Topic: New Year Party Fun
Replies: 19
Views: 3251

more advice...

For good inexpensive vodka, you can't beat Svedka. Same price as Smirnoff (or cheaper) and twice the product (it's basically made in the same manner as Absolut from damn near the same place in Sweden). For a decent sparkling wine (a.k.a champagne) stick to California. You'll get much more quality ou...
by Ducru
December 19, 2003, 12:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Another growiing older story
Replies: 26
Views: 2054

That's right folks, I greased the skids. Brilliant. That little phrase, and the use of the word cacophony , made this the best post I've read in quite a while. Thanks, Seeb. I plan on naming my next great BM after you to pay homage :D /em looks into the toilet "From this day forth you will now...
by Ducru
December 18, 2003, 6:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Singing by the Best
Replies: 8
Views: 855

I think.. but mind you I'm not sure... That song was about how he liked thick Brazilian women as opposed to Denise Richards. At one point, I heard something that was reminicent of the word churascarria and Robert Heinlein . Kwon's attempt to man his army against the Denise Richard lovers of the worl...
by Ducru
December 17, 2003, 8:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Explain plz ?
Replies: 7
Views: 658

YOU are the lowest form. YOU can't procreate alone. YOU destroyed the village. YOU destroyed the family. YOU destroyed childhood. YOU destroyed naturalism. YOU don't know the Truth. YOU pitiful mindless fools, YOU are educated stupid. YOU worship cubeless word. YOU are your own poison. YOU create y...
by Ducru
December 17, 2003, 4:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 8==D
Replies: 13
Views: 1884

Zamtuk wrote:It should be noted that chances are high that she will get the chair for this.

It is, afterall, Texas.
This is where they institute the "Simian" (sp?) instead of the chair. :lol:

Ducru
by Ducru
December 17, 2003, 1:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: BK Holiday
Replies: 32
Views: 1761

/sarcasm on Yeah yeah, picking on retards is cool /sarcasm off This is funny to dumbasses and kids under the age of 8 I'm not quite sure when the sarcasm ended. First off, i'm not a flamer, so take this to heart. After most of the endless drivel I've seen come out of your and like-minded mouths her...
by Ducru
December 16, 2003, 5:00 pm
Forum: Culinary Delights
Topic: Pricey Wine
Replies: 7
Views: 1158

Phelps Inisgnia is always a great one. Not only that, it's very age-worthy for a California Cab. No matter what vintage it is, I'd say it's probably still excellent if stored halfway properly. It's price has gotten a little extreme, but a lot of them are starting to come down these days. If you real...
by Ducru
December 16, 2003, 3:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Beer question
Replies: 60
Views: 4252

Re: while on the beer discussion....

i'm looking into trying to find one of those "beer of the month" clubs to sign my pops up for...can anyone with experience with any of these clubs direct me to one that is a good quality...thnx! a Google search can bring up quite a few, but any of the monster-micro-breweries usually have ...
by Ducru
December 15, 2003, 5:49 pm
Forum: Culinary Delights
Topic: Jelly
Replies: 0
Views: 520

Jelly

A friend's family business.

http://www.magnoliahoneyjelly.com/

Incredible stuff, and makes great gifts.

Ducru
by Ducru
December 15, 2003, 5:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Beer question
Replies: 60
Views: 4252

Corsendonk - Trappist Monk Pale Ale

comes in a 4pk around $10, or one 750ml bottle for around $6

Incredible stuff... very different than American Pale Ales.

Happy belated B-day, and have fun with your beers... just be careful.

Ducru
by Ducru
December 15, 2003, 2:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Saddam Captured
Replies: 19
Views: 1960

Hahah, Kwon... Priceless.

Ducru
by Ducru
December 15, 2003, 2:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gift Ideas
Replies: 20
Views: 4909

For nic-nac gifts for friends, Moms, women in general (and Men as well... This stuff ROCKS!) A friend's Mom makes it, and I honestly can't explain how good it is.

http://www.magnoliahoneyjelly.com/

Ducru
by Ducru
December 15, 2003, 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Saddam Captured
Replies: 19
Views: 1960

Hahah, Kwon... Priceless.

Ducru
by Ducru
December 14, 2003, 8:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Saddam Captured
Replies: 19
Views: 1960

Discussion going on in Current Events forum: 3 - I'm seeing several sources citing DNA test matches that confirm that this is Saddam. Just how long have we had this guy in custody? DNA tests take time. Lots of time. Now either we've had him for a few weeks and not been told about it, or there is no...
by Ducru
December 13, 2003, 5:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For Stragi!
Replies: 11
Views: 856

I don't know if I'm confused or amused right now.

Ducru