Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 1:32 pm

Sylvos and I were having another argument about his weird vocabulary. I call them Corn Dogs. He calls them dog sticks. I think he is weird. But I'm curious enough to try to prove it.

What do you guys call these?

P.S. - And as I'm already expecting the peen jokes in abundance, save it! We already know you're all a bunch of twisted perverted sex monkies.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 1:34 pm

My friend always called them Weiner Wraps.

That's how I've thought of them since.

Post by **Sylvus** » January 16, 2004, 1:35 pm

You're right, he is weird.

I don't think that many people, excepting the weird, call them dog sticks.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 1:36 pm

Pahreyia wrote:My friend always called them Weiner Wraps.

That's how I've thought of them since.

Weiner wraps have a different kind of breading I think. At least they did when I was in grade school and they were on the menu!

We'd always slide a wedge of cheese inside the breading of the weiner wrap for extra cheesy goodness.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » January 16, 2004, 1:37 pm

I've always heard it referred to as a corn dog. And who the hell was the first person to think "hmm... a hot dog wrapped in corn bread... I gotta get me some of that"

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » January 16, 2004, 1:38 pm

CORNDOGS MOTHERFUCKER.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » January 16, 2004, 1:41 pm

Dogstick? Only if yer from asia.
/duck

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » January 16, 2004, 1:44 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Dogstick? Only if yer from asia.
/duck

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 1:44 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Pahreyia wrote:My friend always called them Weiner Wraps.

That's how I've thought of them since.
Weiner wraps have a different kind of breading I think. At least they did when I was in grade school and they were on the menu!

We'd always slide a wedge of cheese inside the breading of the weiner wrap for extra cheesy goodness.

It would say Corn Dog on the box, and she'd call them weiner wraps.

I think I know what you're talking about when you say weiner wraps... As I recall, my mom called them Pigs in a Blanket. And with a little sliver of cheese pushed into a slit cut into the meat, wrapped and cooked was great.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 16, 2004, 1:45 pm

In the south they are referred to as "angioplasty'

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 1:50 pm

In the South they are fucking called Dog Sticks
nothing fucking wierd about it.
Don't make me get overly hostile
CAUSE THATS SCARY

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 16, 2004, 1:50 pm

I call them fucking disgusting...

Post by **Sylvus** » January 16, 2004, 1:51 pm

I haven't had a Corn Dog in years. I kind of want one now.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » January 16, 2004, 1:51 pm

Pahreyia wrote:
Sirensa wrote:
Pahreyia wrote:My friend always called them Weiner Wraps.

That's how I've thought of them since.
Weiner wraps have a different kind of breading I think. At least they did when I was in grade school and they were on the menu!

We'd always slide a wedge of cheese inside the breading of the weiner wrap for extra cheesy goodness.
It would say Corn Dog on the box, and she'd call them weiner wraps.

I think I know what you're talking about when you say weiner wraps... As I recall, my mom called them Pigs in a Blanket. And with a little sliver of cheese pushed into a slit cut into the meat, wrapped and cooked was great.

oh god not pigs in a blanket!! I mean they are tastey and all, but jesus, the first and last time I had them they made me shit like a demon.
We had them around the campfire one night when we were canoeing down the Russian River in norcal. The next day I got up, got my stuff together, met with everyone, smoked a fatty, then got into the canoe and made my way down the river with everyone else. Within 15 minutes, I could not for the life of me paddle fast enough to the shore...I thought I was going to crap my shorts. When I finally got there, I bolted behind some bushes, dropped my shorts, and let fly. It was only then I realized I was still in full view of all my friends paddling by on the river. Damn, it felt good. I had 3 more episodes similar to this as the trip progressed. And all of this while I was stoned to the bejesus belt. NOT fun.

I'll never eat those again.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 1:53 pm

Sylvos wrote:In the South they are fucking called Dog Sticks
nothing fucking wierd about it.
Don't make me get overly hostile
CAUSE THATS SCARY

You're weird.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 1:53 pm

Hehe I thought pigs in a blanket were sausages wrapped in pancakes.

P.S. - I think by "in the south", Sylvos is referring to in the south, in tennessee, at his parents house - they are called dog sticks

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 1:57 pm

Do I fucking need to get my parents to ship us a package that comes from the grocery store that reads "DOG STICKS" so i can make you STFU about it, FFS.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » January 16, 2004, 1:59 pm

Sylvos wrote:In the South they are fucking called Dog Sticks
nothing fucking wierd about it.
Don't make me get overly hostile
CAUSE THATS SCARY

Nope... Corndog. And Sylvos, you HAVE to let your woman win arguments sometime to keep the love flowing. Don't you think this would be a good battle to choose to loose? Save your wins for the real arguments

http://www.corndogfestival.com/homepage.html

Ducru

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:00 pm

this is fucking worse than the god damn toboggan arguement

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » January 16, 2004, 2:02 pm

if you call corn dogs....dog sticks...

then what do you "Southerners" call the stick you beat your dog with??

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:03 pm

a bat.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 2:03 pm

I've been all over the South, and everywhere I've been, they're called corn dogs. Please don't use teh Hap-Ninja-Dong-Kido on me, Sylvos!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:04 pm

Sirensa is just trying to accellerate the process of me going postal before 30.
She's doing a great job.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 2:08 pm

Sylvos wrote:this is fucking worse than the god damn toboggan arguement

LMAO this one is almost as good.

Toboggan to most people means sled.

In Sylvos speak, toboggan's are hats.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:09 pm

You'd go postal less if you just admitted you were wrong in the first place.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:10 pm

HOLY FUCK BALLS
I SAID IT WAS BOTH A HAT AND A FUCKING SLED

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 16, 2004, 2:10 pm

it's a fucking corn dog.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:11 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Sylvos wrote:this is fucking worse than the god damn toboggan arguement
LMAO this one is almost as good.

Toboggan to most people means sled.

In Sylvos speak, toboggan's are hats.

WTF?!? Hats?

Show me where in the LL Bean catalog you can buy a Toboggan hat.

Southron wierdo.

BTW - It's an VIOLIN, not a fiddle there, Cletis.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 2:12 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Sylvos wrote:this is fucking worse than the god damn toboggan arguement
LMAO this one is almost as good.

Toboggan to most people means sled.

In Sylvos speak, toboggan's are hats.

Did he grow up speaking a language other than Engrish?

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:13 pm

i'm going to hurt you all.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 16, 2004, 2:16 pm

don't blame Sylvlos Dog Stick thing on Southerners. I've never heard this nonsense living most of my 31 years in the south.

i am with him on the Tobaggan thing. MEaning i've heard the word describing hats and sleds, though i think as a hat description it is an outdated usage.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:16 pm

Sylvos wrote:i'm going to hurt you all.

You gonna mosey down ta tha ol' willow tree and getch you a fine switch? Maybe aftawards you can widdle yo'self up a new rocker for tha porch.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:21 pm

wtf how can you have never have heard of dog sticks in ATLANTA?
jumpin jesus on a pogostick you guys are doing this to drive me crazy on purpose.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 16, 2004, 2:21 pm

Only eat them at the fair and the Corn Dog Stand.

If you are looking for Dog Sticks my guess is that you are cruising for Dachshund Cock.

You cruising for Dachshund cock Sylvos? Hrm? Weiner Cock hound you? Liek the Dog cock? Freak? Freaky Freak Freak!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 16, 2004, 2:21 pm

Pigs in blankets are little sausages wrapped in bacon.

I have no fuckin idea what a corndogsticktoboggan is. Someone enlighten me?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:22 pm

Voronwë wrote:i am with him on the Tobaggan thing. MEaning i've heard the word describing hats and sleds, though i think as a hat description it is an outdated usage.

Which kinds of hats would this describe?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » January 16, 2004, 2:24 pm

Here in Texas, they are corn dogs. However, no matter where you are from or what you call them, they are disgusting.

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 16, 2004, 2:26 pm

I've lived in the south my whole life and never heard the term 'dog sticks'.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 16, 2004, 2:27 pm

Pahreyia wrote:
Voronwë wrote:i am with him on the Tobaggan thing. MEaning i've heard the word describing hats and sleds, though i think as a hat description it is an outdated usage.
Which kinds of hats would this describe?

This kind from Purdue's college bookstore.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » January 16, 2004, 2:28 pm

Pahreyia wrote:
Voronwë wrote:i am with him on the Tobaggan thing. MEaning i've heard the word describing hats and sleds, though i think as a hat description it is an outdated usage.
Which kinds of hats would this describe?

A ghey "Where's Waldo" hat

http://www.funtocollect.com/toboggan.html

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 16, 2004, 2:28 pm

IT'S A SCHOONER!!!!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 16, 2004, 2:28 pm

Dog stick? Wtf.. Corn dog. Dog stick, that sounds like some kind of oversimplification you'd find in the south, but I think it's even a little too far for most southerners.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:31 pm

Dog Sticks may be a Tennessee thing then
but Voronwe just helped me do a IN YOUR FACE TO SIRENSA ABOUT THE TOBOGGANS. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IN YOUR FRICKIN FACE OH YEAH THATS RIGHT BABY WHOOHOO HA!
that makes my day.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 2:31 pm

Tenuvil wrote:Here in Texas, they are corn dogs. However, no matter where you are from or what you call them, they are disgusting.

No way!

Corn dogs are tasty treats!! Smother them in mustard and ketchup and yuuuummmmmmmyyyyyy!!!

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » January 16, 2004, 2:32 pm

Sorry Sylvos, been in Georgia my whole life and have never heard it called a dog-stick either.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 2:34 pm

Sylvos wrote:Dog Sticks may be a Tennessee thing then
but Voronwe just helped me do a IN YOUR FACE TO SIRENSA ABOUT THE TOBOGGANS. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IN YOUR FRICKIN FACE OH YEAH THATS RIGHT BABY WHOOHOO HA!
that makes my day.

Um, yeah, but those aren't the style of hats that you call toboggan. You call these toboggans.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:36 pm

cause they friggin are

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 16, 2004, 2:37 pm

"Hot Dog on a Stick"

The Southeast Asia answer.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:39 pm

Sylvos wrote:cause they friggin are

Silly hick! That's a beanie!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 2:39 pm

I heard that Sylvos can swallow an entire "dog stick" without gagging!

VeeshanVault

Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?

What do you call it?

Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?