XPGames

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 17, 2003, 8:28 pm

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-12-15/1008469.html

2003-12-15 - Wireless Flash Weird News
Lucky Woman Snatches Victory In `XP Games' (Editors: Note Content)

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- You think the X-Games are extreme? They're nothing compared to an event called "the XPGames."

That's the name of an unusual athletic competition in Southeast Asia where women compete to do the most amazing stunts with their sex organs.

Organizer Jastereo Coviare says female contestants not only blow out candles with their vaginas, they also shoot golf balls, bananas and darts out of their orifices.

But the most taxing event may be "the five-legged relay": That's where the women manipulate chop sticks to pick up three jade rings and place them on something called the "Emperor's Shaft."

A "documentary" of the first annual XPGames just came out on DVD but Coviare's plans don't end there. He wants to bring the competitors to the United States where they "will no longer be persecuted for their talents."

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 17, 2003, 9:11 pm

When I heard xp games I first thought of the online games in the Windows XP program list

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 17, 2003, 11:33 pm

Bah! That is the same kind of thing you'd see in a Philipinno bar on a week night. Women chopping up bananas for your banana daquiri, giving you exact change for the beer you bought, or taking a fist for the audience. Donkey shows are alright but the real fun, and this has been mentioned before long ago, is the "Smiley Game". I am sure there a few here who can back me up on this.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » December 18, 2003, 2:37 am

video link plz.

Proctus · Post by **Proctus** » December 19, 2003, 2:09 am

Odd the topic is about women's orifaces. I heard on Howard stern today about women having 2 Vaginas. Anyone ever heard of this? Pretty odd...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 19, 2003, 2:19 am

ugh, double up on the pms

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 19, 2003, 12:00 pm

Proctus wrote:Odd the topic is about women's orifaces. I heard on Howard stern today about women having 2 Vaginas. Anyone ever heard of this? Pretty odd...

its probably possible, just like a man can be born with 2 penises.

though the vaginas probably connect to the same uterus. basically just a developmental mistake that occurs where the developing body plan's midline splits near the ass. like a turtle with 2 heads.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » December 19, 2003, 10:17 pm

Proctus wrote:Odd the topic is about women's orifaces. I heard on Howard stern today about women having 2 Vaginas. Anyone ever heard of this? Pretty odd...

2 Vaginas would be an amzing thing to have.

Now if we can just get God to put another set of tits, this time on a woman's back, so I have something to play with while dancing...

Ducru