You try too fucking hard. I'm sure you sit around jerking off about some man you had to "handle" at the fucking bar the night before, but noone gives a shit except your tramp of a wife. Let me ask you this, did she order that hair out of the Cancer Association's catalog or did God "bless" her with such a mop? If it's the latter, how the fuck do you gargle out all of that bleach after spending an evening chewing on that labia?
You voted for Gore.
And endorsed Dean.
edit: YOU are the girl Kerry was rumored to have an affair with.
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
Seebs I have secretly arranged to put you in the middle of a Aranuil and Atokal Sandwich. I have Cartalas taking photos and posting it here.
When I was younger, I used to think that the world was doing it to me and that the world owes me some thing…When you're a teeny bopper, that's what you think. I'm 40 now, I don't think that anymore, because I found out it doesn't f--king work. One has to go through that. For the people who even bother to go through that, most assholes just accept what it is anyway and get on with it." - John Lennon
Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
I stand corrected.
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
You got that anal episiotomy a couple of years ago trying to entice me that you could "take more of a man" with out crying like a little girl but it just didn't help did it? You still cry like a little brat when your wife puts on the 12 inch strap on and fucks you silly with it as she knees you balls just trying to get them to work after all these years of masturbaiting with a cheese grator.
Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.
Atokal
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
Niccolo Machiavelli
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.
Im sorry that is funny.
Totally agree. More pics of me please!
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.
Seeb's mother has a gaping rectovaginal fistula from excess bestial sessions with a horse. As a result, Seeb's "birth" is logged in medical journals as the first viable human organism produced from an anal miscarriage.
This may be the origin of Seeb's fetish for mucus encrusted gaping corn holes, which would not be so offensive if not for his penchant for paedophilic necrophilia
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.
hahahahahaha...
Atokal might not win for most offensive, but damn that was some funny shit!