1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the most

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 17, 2004, 3:32 pm

Do your worst assholes!

Trias · Post by **Trias** » February 17, 2004, 3:38 pm

yer a spread cunt

i hope yer children get raped

Trias · Post by **Trias** » February 17, 2004, 3:40 pm

piss shit fuck cunt kill babies fuck them

i don't see how you can get more offensive than that...i'll be thinking about it though

Gaklek · Post by **Gaklek** » February 17, 2004, 3:40 pm

Golden Griddle is the worst syrup to ever be invented. It is unfit for dogs, let alone humans.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » February 17, 2004, 3:41 pm

whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

you cant fuck a rock

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » February 17, 2004, 3:41 pm

Golden Griddle is syrup?

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » February 17, 2004, 3:47 pm

You have a son that you never knew about. His name is Searyx.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 17, 2004, 3:59 pm

Golden Griddle is the worst syrup to ever be invented. It is unfit for dogs, let alone humans.

Gaklek, you blasphemous Mother Fucker.

I'm not offended butt I am going to pop your ass cherry when I see you.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 17, 2004, 4:01 pm

Golden Griddle is syrup?

Not only is it syrup, its ambrosia.

And another Kyria, I'd squuuueeeeeze your middle but my fucking arms can't fit around you.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » February 17, 2004, 4:10 pm

What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs?

An erection.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 17, 2004, 4:34 pm

I'm not feeling any offended vibes coming from Seebs on the dead baby comments. Try sheep!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 17, 2004, 4:40 pm

Is Seeb's Cob's Alt?

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 17, 2004, 4:51 pm

Is Seeb's Cob's Alt?

Oh, we are getting close here ...

XunilTlatoani · Post by **XunilTlatoani** » February 17, 2004, 4:57 pm

Beaker is just a phallic symbol, and he's been givin' it to Bunsen up the ass for years.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » February 17, 2004, 5:02 pm

I love you Seebs! You're the nicest guy in the world =)

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » February 17, 2004, 5:10 pm

You are a caca face!

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » February 17, 2004, 5:14 pm

Cartalas wrote:Is Seeb's Cob's Alt?

No, but they're married in EQ! aw i can just see it now. Seebs with a nice white robe on, Cobs doin the dirty deed with his monster 2'' peen and seebs lovin every minute of it..

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 17, 2004, 5:15 pm

You were almost right there Cid....

Seebs is Cobs Alternative Lifestyle Partner.

I thought it was public knowledge.

*oh, and for the record, Seebs plays catcher*

Kwonryu DragonFist · February 17, 2004, 5:16 pm

I LOVE YA SEEBSTER!

*HUGZ*

noel · Post by **noel** » February 17, 2004, 5:18 pm

Pahreyia wrote:You were almost right there Cid....

Seebs is Cobs Alternative Lifestyle Partner.

I thought it was public knowledge.

*oh, and for the record, Seebs plays catcher*

Actually he just wants to play catcher.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » February 17, 2004, 5:18 pm

Pahreyia wrote:You were almost right there Cid....

Seebs is Cobs Alternative Lifestyle Partner.

I thought it was public knowledge.

*oh, and for the record, Seebs plays catcher*

I wish I could photoshop, I'd give beaker a dirty sanchez!

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » February 17, 2004, 5:19 pm

Seebs is in league with the OTHMIRS, he's their hidden spy.

(see http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7581 for reference)

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 17, 2004, 5:34 pm

Seebs momma is so good at mathematics.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 17, 2004, 5:45 pm

Pahreyia wrote:You were almost right there Cid....

Seebs is Cobs Alternative Lifestyle Partner.

I thought it was public knowledge.

*oh, and for the record, Seebs plays catcher*

Cid?

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » February 17, 2004, 5:55 pm

Fuck you, Seebs.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 17, 2004, 6:03 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Pahreyia wrote:You were almost right there Cid....

Seebs is Cobs Alternative Lifestyle Partner.

I thought it was public knowledge.

*oh, and for the record, Seebs plays catcher*
Cid?

Bah. Saw the avatar and associated it with Cid. Grats you new mantle of Official Veeshan Corpsehumper.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 17, 2004, 6:08 pm

I hear Seebs paid buku sexual favors to get his Water Sprinkler of Nem Ankh renamed to Cob's Water Sprinkler of Ankle Grabbing...

He clicks himself... often.

(since Soriali and I posted the same thing within seconds of each other)

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » February 17, 2004, 6:14 pm

Seebs getting older posts are boring

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » February 17, 2004, 6:37 pm

Your secret fathers name is George W Bush.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 17, 2004, 6:44 pm

after all, accident's do happen... look in the mirror... there's good odds you were never intended to exist, and your parents had no choice but to put up with your shit all these years...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » February 17, 2004, 6:48 pm

We need to know some personals to REALLY get some insults in here

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 17, 2004, 6:55 pm

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 17, 2004, 7:20 pm

Your secret fathers name is George W Bush.

I founded two College Republican Chapters .. so thanks.

Gnomies · Post by **Gnomies** » February 17, 2004, 7:26 pm

You're a stupid fucking worthless cock sucker. Nobody likes you, your own family doesn't even like you. I fucked your wife in the ass. Your grandparents sucked my dick with their oh-so-gummy mouths. Then as I blew a load in their wrinkly ugly faces, I took a shit on them. Then Proceeded to drive nails into their frail bodys and killed them. When you grew up, and people pretended to give you compliments..and you enjoyed them? They lied..they just laughed behind your pimple faced disgusting inbreed mother fucking self. You breath smells bad, you don't whip your butt when you shit. I hate you...and you're really not going at anything in life. Infact i don't know why you even go out in public. Retarded dingle berry bitch. You're going no where in life...why not just end it all? Cunt

(no grammer, eat shit)

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » February 17, 2004, 7:40 pm

I'm not sure who gives a better BJ...your wife or your mom.

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » February 17, 2004, 7:44 pm

Seebs wrote:
Your secret fathers name is George W Bush.
I founded two College Republican Chapters .. so thanks.

Bha you just won you own competition, nothing can top that your an insult on your self.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » February 17, 2004, 8:26 pm

Skogen wrote:I'm not sure who gives a better BJ...your wife or your mom.

His mom has a tighter ass

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » February 17, 2004, 8:32 pm

and she has no teeth...

Shanter · Post by **Shanter** » February 17, 2004, 8:32 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:
Skogen wrote:I'm not sure who gives a better BJ...your wife or your mom.
His mom has a tighter ass

But you can tity-fuck his wife

Rivera Bladestrike · February 17, 2004, 8:35 pm

Whats the worst part about eating bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » February 17, 2004, 8:36 pm

your wife turned me gay lastnight

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » February 17, 2004, 8:45 pm

Seebs wrote:
Your secret fathers name is George W Bush.
I founded two College Republican Chapters .. so thanks.

You're probably one of those rich kids I knew in high school whose parents were doctors and lawyers and had enough money to pay for their college, but through some precocious need to prove yourself for want of their affection, you got a full ride by taking grants and scholarships that could've gone to some lower income family trying to put their kid through school.

You remind me of this guy I knew in High School, his name was Jeff George. He was a Republican who followed the stock market because he thought that girls were into guys who read Wall Street Journals in the morning and talked about that stunning State of the Union address that George Bush Senior gave the night before. The sad thing is, he got elected to Student Government Vice President for 3 years, and everybody thought the student body would take collective pity on his lame ass and elect him as President his Senior year. Instead, he lost in a landslide defeat to a black girl from the cheerleading squad.

Are you one of those people who follows politics to 'be cool'? Is that why you started two College Republican Chapters? And why did it take two? Was the first one so bigoted that you had to rewrite the charter to include women and non-caucasian males? Or was attendence so low that you had to include retarded and homeless people, so that the college could recognize it as an extracurricular event? Does your mom dress you for those ritzy trustee dinners, or does she hire a maid to do it for you? God I hate yuppies with political views. I hope your bloodline dies with you. Seriously.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 17, 2004, 8:57 pm

You, sir, are a daft trollop.

*bleebleweep*

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » February 17, 2004, 9:04 pm

How do you get a barrel full of dead babies into a bowl?

Blender....how do you get them back out? Tortilla chips!

PS - I've wanted to fuck you in the ass since the day I met you Seeb, you Cobs wanna be! You are so hot you make my dick lactate...

PSS - /kiss

Trias · Post by **Trias** » February 17, 2004, 9:07 pm

Fesuni Chopsui wrote:
PS - I've wanted to fuck you in the ass since the day I met you Seeb, you Cobs wanna be! You are so hot you make my dick lactate...

PSS - /kiss

you win sicko...haha wtf

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 17, 2004, 9:26 pm

I'm not too sure how high I can take this one before I cross a line.

noel · Post by **noel** » February 17, 2004, 9:32 pm

Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 17, 2004, 9:35 pm

Just amazes me that the majority of people attempting to be offensive can only resort to comments about babies. Pretty fucking sad.

But I do give kudos for this thread. My friends and I used to proclaim a "rude thought of the day" whenever we'd get particularly nasty. But half the time it was more along the lines of contemplating drinking a warm glass of lumpy curdled milk filled with scabs.

(though we never actually did get around to drinking it... afterall, Seeb's wasn't around to lactate for us)

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 17, 2004, 9:42 pm

way to get offended sirensa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 17, 2004, 9:48 pm

Stragi wrote:way to get offended sirensa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Defewk. I'm not offended. Cept when I see you!

Hoohahahahahha! =D