1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the most

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A Pic Says more than a thousand words Seebs!

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Did i win? :D
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too bad goatse is gone, hahaha

do we dare go into pseudo-racist jokes?
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Takayama "Teh Hot" AND Bob Sapp in teh same pic!

Clearly i must have won NOW Seebster!

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Re: 1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the mos

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Seebs wrote:Do your worst assholes!
You try too fucking hard. I'm sure you sit around jerking off about some man you had to "handle" at the fucking bar the night before, but noone gives a shit except your tramp of a wife. Let me ask you this, did she order that hair out of the Cancer Association's catalog or did God "bless" her with such a mop? If it's the latter, how the fuck do you gargle out all of that bleach after spending an evening chewing on that labia?
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You voted for Gore.
And endorsed Dean.
edit: YOU are the girl Kerry was rumored to have an affair with.
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Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
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Seebs I have secretly arranged to put you in the middle of a Aranuil and Atokal Sandwich. I have Cartalas taking photos and posting it here.
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I assfucked dead Jesus.






Hm, I think I just offended myself. :x
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devereaux wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
I stand corrected.
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You got that anal episiotomy a couple of years ago trying to entice me that you could "take more of a man" with out crying like a little girl but it just didn't help did it? You still cry like a little brat when your wife puts on the 12 inch strap on and fucks you silly with it as she knees you balls just trying to get them to work after all these years of masturbaiting with a cheese grator.
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Mplor wrote:I assfucked dead Jesus.
nice!
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just think, if your mom would have swallowed, you wouldn't be wasting my time by posting in this stupid thread....
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What the fuck is this thread about anyway? I couldn't hear a thing Seebs said with all the sperm gurgling in his throat... :P
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I care enough to post this much for you.
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Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

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Seebs, you could not get with the women in my avatar. Even if you where the only male left on the planet.
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Seebs, your heterosexual and fashion sense is tasteless. :D
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Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

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Im sorry that is funny.
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Cartalas wrote:
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

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Im sorry that is funny.
Totally agree. More pics of me please!
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Re: 1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the mos

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Seebs wrote:Do your worst assholes!
Today, I went an got me a "Beaker" doll

Then shoved its mouth around my BIG hard cock and squirted cum for 3 mins straight...


That is all..
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Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

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Haha, its funny because its true.
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Seebs. get a haircut you hippy.
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i puked so hard once i shit myself.
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Seebs your a piss infected cum bubble with a side of vaginal blood fart :lol:
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Seeb's mother has a gaping rectovaginal fistula from excess bestial sessions with a horse. As a result, Seeb's "birth" is logged in medical journals as the first viable human organism produced from an anal miscarriage.

This may be the origin of Seeb's fetish for mucus encrusted gaping corn holes, which would not be so offensive if not for his penchant for paedophilic necrophilia :shock:
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Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

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hahahahahaha...

Atokal might not win for most offensive, but damn that was some funny shit!
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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

Seebs, you're a fucking swede.

A tobacco chewing shrimp-salad-on-hotdog-eating ABBA-Loving accordion-playing buck-toothed dumbass gimplegged fucking swede.

and i h8 u irl.
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And may a thousand tubgirls haunt your nightmares for eternity!
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Coraz wrote:Image


And may a thousand tubgirls haunt your nightmares for eternity!
OMG, WTF, that is so sick. Ugh, please tell me thats not real heh.
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