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by Maxxer - Valhall
January 31, 2005, 7:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: in need of jokes
Replies: 52
Views: 6082

Gonna try and translate this one from teh swedelandish... Bare with teh spelling and choise of words :p 3 blondes went in to a bar, all dressed up and ready to party. They order one round of shots, got them served, shouted "18 MONTHS!" and downed them. They cheered and laughed and ordered ...
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 6, 2004, 2:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's your avatar?
Replies: 112
Views: 11360

a dual wielding rogue! Made it in Paint, optimized size in Photoshop :)
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 1, 2004, 6:52 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Depp Grakken!!!!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 8053

Wonko! POSS!
Du fotograferar väl dig?
http://www.johnstonefitness.com/php/1_year_mov.php
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 31, 2004, 9:02 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Can YOU get out of here?
Replies: 43
Views: 13308

I clicked this link and after trying it out for 2 mins it looked like somthing like the game above. I don't have time to test it out atm.
Maybe it has been posted somewhere else? I don't care. I have to many on ignore to keep track of all the links posted.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/189227
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 30, 2004, 1:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sooo you wanna fight?
Replies: 29
Views: 3081

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/comp ... &langue=us
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 13, 2004, 6:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Longtime no talk
Replies: 36
Views: 4414

I want a bp fucker as well!
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 6, 2004, 9:14 am
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Who are you?
Replies: 141
Views: 95960

/rs consent pls

Name: Maxxer Apansson
Class : Rogue
Level : 65, ~150 aa
Guild : Sceptered Isle
Status: Trying to be active...
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 4, 2004, 11:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: VVs are back!
Replies: 35
Views: 3724

I'm just posting so I can try the lottery
by Maxxer - Valhall
May 26, 2004, 6:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Effective EQ leadership in a nutshell
Replies: 63
Views: 6595

LOL.
I thought you just digged up a random person to pick on for no other reason than it's a complete moron here on the boards

Edit:
Now that I think about it, I've had som bad encounters with [you] as well.
Fucking asshole.
by Maxxer - Valhall
May 26, 2004, 6:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Effective EQ leadership in a nutshell
Replies: 63
Views: 6595

Sorry...
by Maxxer - Valhall
May 17, 2004, 8:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New Online Strip.
Replies: 17
Views: 2036

http://w1.872.telia.com/~u87211238/eq/avtar.htm
by Maxxer - Valhall
April 29, 2004, 8:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Idea for new forum.
Replies: 20
Views: 1576

I recently started training a little with an old friend. (Niding in Valhall if anyone remember him) We both thought we were getting fat and weak after to many years playing on line-games. Atm I'm 80 kilos and 1,77 meters . My first goal is when I stand straight and looking down I'm going to see my t...
by Maxxer - Valhall
March 22, 2004, 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Damn Group Hug!
Replies: 8
Views: 882

I love masturbating to snuff films. Some of my friends have found my videos, but they just think I like watching them.

I want to become a coroner
haha
I can't stop laughing at this one
by Maxxer - Valhall
March 20, 2004, 11:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Street Jumping - a Kwon kind of link...
Replies: 11
Views: 1010

Maybe you need new codecs.

DL K-Lite Codec Pack 2.24 Full here and you won't have problems looking at clips for a while to come.

Make sure you uninstall your old divx etc codecs before installing.
by Maxxer - Valhall
March 10, 2004, 11:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bloody Penguin game
Replies: 27
Views: 3452

1221,1!
by Maxxer - Valhall
February 19, 2004, 4:52 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: very important to know !
Replies: 4
Views: 1903

Yo, owninns! Quite simply the only thing you can do is to have her try a strap on. It doesn't make you gay to have your woman take it to your ass like a jackhammer. I've had many a porn queen do my ass while another one sucked my cock, and I ate out a third. I really suggest you try it. It'll work m...
by Maxxer - Valhall
February 11, 2004, 2:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What made you choose the avatar / sig pic you use?
Replies: 169
Views: 20922

I made it myself!
Funny thing is Fyllot (retired dru in Valhall) wanted one in the same style and after that almost whole guild wanted the leet avatars :)
http://w1.872.telia.com/~u87211238/eq/avtar.htm
by Maxxer - Valhall
February 2, 2004, 5:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Superbowl half time show......Janet+Justin...*NWS?*
Replies: 79
Views: 7303

Winnow wrote:
Label found on a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
It was targeted for the American market.

I can't find many swedes here. :P
by Maxxer - Valhall
January 31, 2004, 8:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I'm a stupid retard spammer
Replies: 16
Views: 1864

achtung!
by Maxxer - Valhall
January 30, 2004, 2:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: vv on cnn
Replies: 10
Views: 1415

hahah. Great!
NWS with vv
by Maxxer - Valhall
January 28, 2004, 8:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Oh no, we have been owned.
Replies: 86
Views: 10367

Yeah, what happened?
by Maxxer - Valhall
January 17, 2004, 12:50 am
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Collection of Welcome to Last Week, Owned-pics [NWS Links]
Replies: 18
Views: 4377

http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/02carter.jpg http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/1141821_2.jpg http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/3dPWN.JPG http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/3gay.jpg http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/Alizee2%20copy.jpg http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/B...
by Maxxer - Valhall
June 9, 2003, 6:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: First Guild
Replies: 235
Views: 33567

Nordic. http://pub137.ezboard.com/bnordicofveeshan
Got invite from a high level cleric, Svartmagi lvl 35 :)
I was about lvl 8 back then and totaly lost in West Commons.
by Maxxer - Valhall
February 14, 2003, 10:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Need a good laugh?
Replies: 6
Views: 820

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)


This is a global problem
by Maxxer - Valhall
February 11, 2003, 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How many guilds have you been in?
Replies: 168
Views: 20311

Nordic
Valhall


My secret gimp had lot of fun in Sons of Steel and in the beginning of Divine Trancendence
by Maxxer - Valhall
January 27, 2003, 8:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Human Shield...
Replies: 245
Views: 18955

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?&...
by Maxxer - Valhall
December 31, 2002, 12:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What if...(a discussion for Pie people)
Replies: 28
Views: 2634

Rocko invades Pieland
by Maxxer - Valhall
December 11, 2002, 10:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How much do you use the ignore feature?
Replies: 36
Views: 3618

I got a monk and his 12 meg sig on ignore
by Maxxer - Valhall
December 11, 2002, 12:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: IQ
Replies: 90
Views: 12493

Your IQ score is 133

Maxxer, you are a Precision Processor.

wtf only 133...

Next time I'll take a swedish test :p
At least I'll understand the words then.
by Maxxer - Valhall
November 26, 2002, 8:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The REAL Picture Game!
Replies: 809
Views: 75653

Image
by Maxxer - Valhall
November 13, 2002, 8:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Boobies (NWS)
Replies: 12
Views: 1696

http://www.hollaender.dk/rack.swf?name=Sweden
by Maxxer - Valhall
October 16, 2002, 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Post Your Magelo's!!
Replies: 73
Views: 14487

http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=7364
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 29, 2002, 10:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Looking for....
Replies: 14
Views: 1736

Yo, Luigi's Nightmare! Quite simply the only thing you can do is to have her try a strap on. It doesn't make you gay to have your woman take it to your ass like a jackhammer. I've had many a porn queen do my ass while another one sucked my cock, and I ate out a third. I really suggest you try it. It...
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 26, 2002, 9:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's your desktop look like?
Replies: 55
Views: 6740

link
Had to put something over the nipple to make it WS...
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 16, 2002, 9:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Would someone/some guild please do something stupid?
Replies: 151
Views: 30659

Skater!
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 15, 2002, 10:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Would someone/some guild please do something stupid?
Replies: 151
Views: 30659

Coke > Pepsi Kathmandu > Rangoon 5 < 6 Pizza > Burgers Blue > Brown Soccer > Football EQ > DAoC :D > :) > :( > :x > :evil: Beer > Pops Danish beer > Swedish beer Sweden > Denmark (everything else) XXX > XX Fem myror > fyra elefanter Unshakeable Kingdom > Dragon Hunters Guild Sweden > Denmark (can't ...
by Maxxer - Valhall
September 10, 2002, 8:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: VALHALL CRUISE
Replies: 18
Views: 3295

Bubba Grizz wrote:Kinda disappointed that none of the women were drunk enough to get naked.
Can't post those pics on a public forum. sorry :(
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 16, 2002, 8:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stragi is teh cutest..
Replies: 17
Views: 4298

FuxX0r!!!!12££@@@!!!!


This can't be on page 2!!11 1@@£$@§½½½!!

(bumpo)
by Maxxer - Valhall
August 12, 2002, 4:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tribute to Snaekfingaz!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1406

Alrean is my girl!
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 30, 2002, 9:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Question of curiosity....
Replies: 20
Views: 3743

Bazaar > FP Have had a mule onlince since it went live. But since there's a war between sellers the prices are at an all time low so I've only made ~12k so far. But that's more than I would have made in FP since I've only been there for like 3 hours total last three years :p Bazaar is heaven for us ...
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 24, 2002, 7:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Quote Post.
Replies: 29
Views: 4888

Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb? -Mule Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. -Mr. Garrison How would you like to suck my balls? -Cartman Mom? If you were in a German Sch...
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 23, 2002, 11:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Day life in Sparty
Replies: 32
Views: 6779

:!:
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 22, 2002, 8:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TRADING LVL 60 WIZARD! UBER
Replies: 22
Views: 4312

I know that shit. It's tough, but here's the deal. First thing you gotta do is get some horse piss. Now the mule is gonna be ornery at first, and you might get kicked, but it's all good. Just get that horse piss and spray it on yourself. I guarantee that mule will go at you like a muppet in heat.
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 21, 2002, 11:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Maxxer skickade en Asbra!
Replies: 25
Views: 4674

<--- I made it all by myself!
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 21, 2002, 10:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Maxxer skickade en Asbra!
Replies: 25
Views: 4674

Kwon WTF
I sent you that one as a hint... :p
by Maxxer - Valhall
July 4, 2002, 5:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We need a Star Pharming Thread!
Replies: 400
Views: 133189

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