We need a Star Pharming Thread!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:44 pm

How about...here?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm

How fast can you star pharm?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm

Once a minute, just like j00!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm

Star Pharming is GOOD!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:46 pm

Nope! It seems more like every 30 seconds

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » July 3, 2002, 1:46 pm

yeah you can be one of those 5 star fuckwads like Moony.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm

I can't play EQ while my Divx Encoder is re-encoding End of Evangelion, so I guess I'll STAR PHARM!

Marielle Windrunner · Post by **Marielle Windrunner** » July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm

/grins at Voronwe

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm

5 stars is 4 stars too many. I'll be happy with ONE star.

Shouldn't take too long. This damn encoder is taking forver.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:48 pm

I suggest that anyone who enjoys chopping up and editing movies on their computer try out TMPGEnc.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:48 pm

The Toecutter! He knows who I am! I am the NIGHTRIDER!

Post by **TheMachine** » July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm

I have this sudden urge to kick all of you in the head.

/pharm

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm

Yikes! 30 seconds isn't long enough! I can't type out anything even moderately interesting in only 30 seconds!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm

Ack! Moderator alert!

Don't poop on me!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm

If you're the best, can I be the second best?

iandaina · Post by **iandaina** » July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm

Damn and I thought Moony was fucking annoying...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm

Searyx wrote:Yikes! 30 seconds isn't long enough! I can't type out anything even moderately interesting in only 30 seconds!

you could pretty much make that statement using any time window, 30 seconds, 30 minutes, 30 years

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm

It would probably be a good idea to take my sig out of this, or it's gonna get annoying. Of course, it's probably annoying already :)

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:51 pm

Bah! My goddamn Avatar is keeping the posts huge. /kill Avatar!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm

/pharm

Post by **Xouqoa** » July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm

You are correct, was.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm

It's just a matter of efficiency, Voronwe. Maximized Post Count with Maximized content :)

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:53 pm

Was? What was?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm

Can someone head over to "Moderator Heaven" and ask Moony to join us? I'd like to express my gratitude for her ruining our old board.

Post by **Xouqoa** » July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm

Your big ass sig!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm

I don't want to pharm ALONE! Someone come help.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm

Oh yeah. The sig. Oops.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm

I think my sig is bigger... I'm not sure if it's working though... I can shorten it if need be though

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm

Actually, I think my Avatar on the left hand side is already stretching it as far as the Sig would.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:56 pm

I think I "Ad-Shield"ed your sig, Drustyn :)

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:56 pm

Perhaps I should go eat something instead of Star Pharming...

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm

Bah! Food is for the WEAK! I am the STRONG! No one can conquer the great Searyx! Cept maybe my sister, but THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm

I think I'll set my alarm to go off every 30 seconds. That way I know exactly when to hit the post button. This is actually pretty good practice for speed typing

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm

is there an ignore list in phpBB?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:58 pm

Does Searyx use too many smiley faces? Yes/No. Start your voting now!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm

How come there is no back-button for when you try to post to fast? I gotta use my goddamn browsers back-button. I hate having to use the mouse to hit that goddamn back-button. There should be a server side goddamn back-button.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm

Bleag! 16 more to go

This is taking WAY too long, and my stomach is rumbling. That, or my dick. Any hot chicks on right now?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:00 pm

Best star pharming thread of all time "Searyx, GO THE FUCK AWAY!"

Searyx, GO THE FUCK AWAY!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:00 pm

That message you get when you try to post too fast is WAY too polite. I think I'll pop it up now so I can copy/paste it into the next Pharm.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:01 pm

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

It should read:

Slow down, fuckwit. You're suckin' up my goddamn bandwidth.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:02 pm

Why would you want to ignore little ol' me? I'm a bundle of kinetic energy!

HAPPY FUCKSHITBITCHASS!

*gunshot*

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:02 pm

What ever happened to Ms. Happy FUCKSHITBITCHASS?

God, did that shit get annoying quick. Now I know how you guys must feel having ME around

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:03 pm

I wonder if the mods really DO have a "reset post count" button. This is the kind of things I think about on the John. I guess that's what star pharming is like. Being on the John, squeezing out a... good idea.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:04 pm

How much Jack Handy bullshit can you type out in 30 seconds? Test begins...when this post ends. Although that's gonna be hard to time, since no one gives a flying fuck when it ends. Uh oh. 30 seconds up.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:04 pm

Eight to go. I can live with that. Anybody want some porn links?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:05 pm

Ever see that amateur internet porn thing where the guy picks the girl up, she acts shy, and then all of a sudden she just drops down and starts sucking without any further ado? That is such staged bullshit.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:05 pm

If I told you I had my dick in my hand while writing this, would you still think of me the same way? Too late.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » July 3, 2002, 2:06 pm

well post the fucking link...don't just talk about it.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:06 pm

I'm getting there. I'm getting there...

I WILL be the first Star of the new forum! Do I get a cookie? No, not a fucking internet cookie!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:07 pm

I am a tank, so shut the fuck up? I don't get it. It's a picture of Arnold. Am I just dellusional, or did he quit the game? /wave Dellusional!