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http://www.ktw.ca/ktw/lifestyle/story/9 ... 0148c.html

I so hope those are just urban legends. :shock:
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ow.... ow... ow..
i would never wish that on anyone
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OUCH! Most of them probably are true. This is kind of a common occurance with most "adventurous" couples. There was a huge story in Maxim about it not too long ago. Though the therapy suggested I can't really comment on. I haven't heard anything about that.
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Another man slammed his penis in a car's door. This sure takes considerable skill and planning! Still others bumped into chairs or beds during the night


There is no doubt about it, that has got to be the worst pain in the world. I dont thinnk there are words to describe that pain.
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penis + cardoor = OUCH & LOL!!
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If he had his penis out anywhere near a closing cardoor then he fucking deserved it. That is just profound.
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Fracture?


How do you fracture something that doesn't have a bone?

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Post by Soriathus Serpentine »

Well excuse some of the lamen's terms and bad spelling but basically if in a state where the membrates and cells are filled with blood, it is possible to burst the walls of the cells because as it is they are in a state of high stress with exreeme amounts of blood pressure to the area. If this happens the cells surrounding the broken cell walls will be overly stressed and a blood clot will develop because of the high concentration of blood in one area where the "fracture" accoured. It's quite painful and is very possibe. Other things such as skin tags (from improper circumsisions or forskin) have also been known to tear or break and again due to high blood pressure to the area excessive blood loss may happen from something that anywhere else in your body would be a simple issue.

painful, very painful

In reguards to why it's called a facture, it's because it A. resembles the pain of a fracture and B. usually the action that causes and injury like this is either a crushing event like penis in car door or a "break-like" action to the left or right, as if you would fracture your arm or leg and it would be twisted to the side, same thing here. The second is the most common injury.
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I dont need an explination I just never want it to happen to me.
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Yeah, I understand you can hurt yourself badly.


The term fracture means a crack in a bone, which is why I asked. Lots of nurses in my family, so the term made me scratch my head a bit.
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Post by Dregor Thule »

A fracture can refer to a break in anything, be it in a bone, ground, steel, etc, etc.. we're just more used to hearing about bone fractures when it comes to human anatomy. Just need to expand the borders of your mind. He broke something in his wee-wee. It was fractured.
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He broke something in his wee-wee. It was fractured.
You just killed my boner. Tks much.
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You had a boner reading this thread? To each their own I guess.
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OUCH GOD THAT WOULD HURT!
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I POSTED the thread, rofl.
Just got done looking at some chicks posted at fark before noticing this one had replies. =p
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"I think I broke my wookie" takes on a whole new meaning now doesn't it?
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roflmao!!!!
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There's a porn star named Lexington Steele that had his broken during filming. He was out of work for quite awhile. He's perfectly fine now though. I read something online where he described it. The girl was on top and she was practically jumping up and down on his wang. Well, one time, it bent, and she came down full force. He had to go to the hospital. In the end, it looked OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS worse than it actually was. No, it is not on film.

If it wasn't Lex, it was another black pornstar, but I forget his name at the momment. There are only 2 or 3. Anyway, I didn't see his story on that page, and I know this is true.
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