Denmark: Canada of Germany, or Mexico of Sweden?
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Denmark: Canada of Germany, or Mexico of Sweden?
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Gotta be the Canada of Germany, You can drive to Mexico, you can drive to Canada. But short of a ferry you cannot drive to Sweden from Denmark.
Kylere Part time resident of Flensburg from 88-91
Kylere Part time resident of Flensburg from 88-91
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Oh man, Poor SwedenFegis wrote:Actually, you can drive from Sweden to Denmark. They have built a bridge.
Of course I like a Danish with my coffee
A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette. It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn't smoke it anymore. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. "They're called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there." The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: "Ones that fit a camel."
Interpol was looking for an escaped convict in Denmark, and sent pictures of the man to the Danish police. The pictures were taken from both sides and the front. After a few days the Danes replied: "We caught the guys on the left and the right but the one in the middle got away".
Q: Why do Danish people never play hide and seek?
A: Nobody wants to look for them.
A Danish airplane was getting ready to land in Stockholm's airport. The control tower contacted the pilot and asked for his position. The Danish pilot was surprised and didn't do anything. Again the control tower contacted the pilot. "Please tell us your position." Then the pilot understood and answered: "Here I am in the front seat, as always..."
The Danish man had a problem. His wife was coming home on the train but he could not remember if she was coming at 8:40 or 4:80.
-Har du hørt om det Blondine par der blev fundet forleden i en drive-in biograf?
-Nej!
-De ville se "lukket i vinter"!!!
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Seeing Kylere speak another language is like seeing a monkey masturbate at the zoo. It just seems wrong.
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Unofficial Canadian, Forbidden Lover of Pie, Jesus-Hatin'' Sodomite, President of KFC (Kyoukan Fan Club), hawt, perververted, intellectual submissive with E.S.P (Extra Sexual Persuasion)