Denmark: Canada of Germany, or Mexico of Sweden?

Apollyon · Post by **Apollyon** » December 27, 2002, 3:21 pm

What is it?

Drolgin Steingrinder · December 27, 2002, 3:26 pm

You're fucking dead too, Rangerette.

Fegis · Post by **Fegis** » December 27, 2002, 3:27 pm

Mexico of Sweden. A hick-suburb to Sweden, no doubt about it.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » December 27, 2002, 3:32 pm

LOL App you pissed off the swede! ... whoops.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » December 27, 2002, 4:05 pm

It's Legoland!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 27, 2002, 4:24 pm

Gotta be the Canada of Germany, You can drive to Mexico, you can drive to Canada. But short of a ferry you cannot drive to Sweden from Denmark.

Kylere Part time resident of Flensburg from 88-91

Drolgin Steingrinder · December 27, 2002, 4:34 pm

So many aholes, so few bullets.

Fegis · Post by **Fegis** » December 27, 2002, 4:36 pm

Actually, you can drive from Sweden to Denmark. They have built a bridge.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 27, 2002, 4:50 pm

Fegis wrote:Actually, you can drive from Sweden to Denmark. They have built a bridge.

Oh man, Poor Sweden

Of course I like a Danish with my coffee

A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette. It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn't smoke it anymore. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. "They're called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there." The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: "Ones that fit a camel."

Interpol was looking for an escaped convict in Denmark, and sent pictures of the man to the Danish police. The pictures were taken from both sides and the front. After a few days the Danes replied: "We caught the guys on the left and the right but the one in the middle got away".

Q: Why do Danish people never play hide and seek?
A: Nobody wants to look for them.

A Danish airplane was getting ready to land in Stockholm's airport. The control tower contacted the pilot and asked for his position. The Danish pilot was surprised and didn't do anything. Again the control tower contacted the pilot. "Please tell us your position." Then the pilot understood and answered: "Here I am in the front seat, as always..."

The Danish man had a problem. His wife was coming home on the train but he could not remember if she was coming at 8:40 or 4:80.

-Har du hørt om det Blondine par der blev fundet forleden i en drive-in biograf?

-Nej!

-De ville se "lukket i vinter"!!!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 27, 2002, 5:24 pm

/comfort Lambent Dorf.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » December 27, 2002, 5:34 pm

Actually, you can drive from Sweden to Denmark. They have built a bridge

Is it made of Lego?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 27, 2002, 6:02 pm

You mean Denmark is an actual country?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » December 27, 2002, 9:22 pm

Why isn't the Belgium of France an option?!

Drolgin Steingrinder · December 27, 2002, 10:03 pm

Ok thats just over the fucking line, Arbo...

Shaion · Post by **Shaion** » December 27, 2002, 10:14 pm

Nope Kyou, it's a slave colony to sweden.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » December 28, 2002, 12:02 am

lmfao

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » December 29, 2002, 1:53 pm

No kyo, Denmark is a part of Sweden, like Canada is a part os the US

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » December 29, 2002, 5:47 pm

Seeing Kylere speak another language is like seeing a monkey masturbate at the zoo. It just seems wrong.

Cracc · Post by **Cracc** » December 31, 2002, 12:14 pm

I thought Denmark was that place where danes laboured to make beer for the swedes.

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » January 1, 2003, 12:41 am

Denmark is Sweden b? And to get flaged you need like to kill Drolgin in like a ring event?

Btw this jackass thing can I have one? plz

Vippa · Post by **Vippa** » January 2, 2003, 8:53 am

weiwieiw

now we can go over to denmark and bring back lots of cheap beer at least something good about that shitty country

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Denmark: Canada of Germany, or Mexico of Sweden?

What is Denmark?

Denmark: Canada of Germany, or Mexico of Sweden?