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Post by Lalanae »

I think everyone should confess to something in this thread. I'll start.


I bought Kelly Clarkson's new CD, and I like it.
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Post by Sylvus »

For as much shit-talking as I have always done about N'Sync and, more specifically, Justin Timberlake... I really like that song of his "Rock Your Body". :cry:

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When I was a kid I bought the ace of base CD and listened to it all the time. The other day when one of their songs came on the radio on the "old school hour" I turned it up really loud and sang along with it, I still remembered all the words. :oops:
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I purchased one of the Back Street Boys CDs because I liked two of the songs on it. Listened to it for about a month before it was shelved. That was about a year ago.
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Confession: I kill people :razz:
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I still play EQ, I just cast invis every time one of those CoE assclowns are in the zone =(
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I'm the guy in your office that puts the popcorn in the microwave for 15 minutes everyday and never comes back to claim it..
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Ajran wrote:I'm the guy in your office that puts the popcorn in the microwave for 15 minutes everyday and never comes back to claim it..
Hahah! I'm going to go do that right now! :D
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at 75 cents a day its pretty cheap entertainment
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I sometimes think of Aranuil late at night. :(
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Aranuil wrote:
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So witty.
That's the only way he can remember. Give him a break.
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Im away from home for the first time. College work is getting to me. I'm sitting in my dorm, thinking about home and old times. Then I thumb'd myself.

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Lalanae wrote:
Aranuil wrote:
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That's the only way he can remember. Give him a break.
you intelergint fuckers have no sense of humor.
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I own The Best of: NKOTB, Milli Vanilli and Paula Abdul and I've always wanted to do a cover of Straight Up (Paula Abdul) but could never convince anyone to do it with me.
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Post by Shashonna »

I have that Ace of Base CD :P

I think trolls are sexy :P *points at Sarge*
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Post by Sometimes »

I also talk smack about N'Sync, but enjoy Justin Timberlake's CD because (confession number 2) it sounds like early-mid 80's Michael Jackson, which I also enjoy.
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Confession: I eat a huge amount of food daily, but cant gain any weight beyond 150lbs.
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Post by icknay »

I actually read these threads sometimes but DON'T TELL ANYONE! :P

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Post by Taly »

i was rocking out to Brittney Spears (dont remember which song!) in Vegas after downing a warp core breach and i was enjoying it too

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Brotha wrote:When I was a kid I bought the ace of base CD and listened to it all the time. The other day when one of their songs came on the radio on the "old school hour" I turned it up really loud and sang along with it, I still remembered all the words. :oops:

My confession...I was not a kid when this came out, and I played this as a DJ :(

<-----2nd confession - avatar is an ex-girlfriend, not current :(
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Post by Sirensa »

I like Justin Timberlake too :D

Worse confession - I spent $100 on really good floor seats to the N'Sync concert last year... and had fun!

Even worse confession - I <3 Barry Manilow songs and can recite/sing/torture you with Copacabana in its entirity in my sleep!
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My confession:

My NERVIS is huge!
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Post by Acies »

Sirensa wrote:I like Justin Timberlake too :D

Worse confession - I spent $100 on really good floor seats to the N'Sync concert last year... and had fun!

Even worse confession - I <3 Barry Manilow songs and can recite/sing/torture you with Copacabana in its entirity in my sleep!

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I'm really a guy

no, not really but I didn't know how to one up the previous confessions
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I was involved in a homosexual scenario.

It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.
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Post by sarlen »

Acies wrote:I was involved in a homosexual scenario.

It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.

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Ennia wrote:I'm really a guy

no, not really but I didn't know how to one up the previous confessions
is this true?
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Post by Acies »

sarlen wrote:
Acies wrote:I was involved in a homosexual scenario.

It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.

:shock:

Cant knock it til you try it. I am up for trying everything once practically, now I can say, it is NOT for me.
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I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke. :P

Didn't do anything for me.
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Aranuil wrote:I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke. :P

Didn't do anything for me.
Man, wedgie central there :P
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Acies wrote:
Aranuil wrote:I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke. :P

Didn't do anything for me.
Man, wedgie central there :P
Bigger problem is...

NO ROOM IN FRONT ><
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Post by Xzion »

sometimes i kinda like rap when im stoned and driving :(

i took viagra as a joke once...that sucked
and i literally feel bad when i kill flys or step on snails or some shit



unless there godamn bees and wasps, satans spawns
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Xzion wrote:i took viagra as a joke once...that sucked
Out of curiosity (no I don't need it) I'm mildly curious what it was like, and why it sucked...
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I think because his dick was perpetually hard, with no relief willing :D
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its like having a boner 3x as hard as usual and that bitch will not go down, i couldnt fall asleep that night...
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Justin is so dreamy <3
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I was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder about 4 years ago and take medication to keep it in check.

I know I'm stupid, but oh well. :wink:
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