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Lalanae
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by Lalanae » May 23, 2003, 5:34 pm
I think everyone should confess to something in this thread. I'll start.
I bought Kelly Clarkson's new CD, and I like it.
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by Sylvus » May 23, 2003, 5:39 pm
For as much shit-talking as I have always done about N'Sync and, more specifically, Justin Timberlake... I really like that song of his "Rock Your Body".
I'm so ashamed!
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by Brotha » May 23, 2003, 5:40 pm
When I was a kid I bought the ace of base CD and listened to it all the time. The other day when one of their songs came on the radio on the "old school hour" I turned it up really loud and sang along with it, I still remembered all the words.
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by noel » May 23, 2003, 5:52 pm
I purchased one of the Back Street Boys CDs because I liked two of the songs on it. Listened to it for about a month before it was shelved. That was about a year ago.
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 5:56 pm
Confession: I kill people
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by Aireanna Wyndcather » May 23, 2003, 5:59 pm
I did not wear a thong for thong Thursday! Im sowwy Drusty!!!
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by devereaux » May 23, 2003, 6:11 pm
I drool when I sleep.
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by Niffoni » May 23, 2003, 6:14 pm
I still play EQ, I just cast invis every time one of those CoE assclowns are in the zone =(
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by Ajran » May 23, 2003, 6:29 pm
I'm the guy in your office that puts the popcorn in the microwave for 15 minutes everyday and never comes back to claim it..
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by noel » May 23, 2003, 6:30 pm
Ajran wrote: I'm the guy in your office that puts the popcorn in the microwave for 15 minutes everyday and never comes back to claim it..
Hahah! I'm going to go do that right now!
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by Ajran » May 23, 2003, 6:33 pm
at 75 cents a day its pretty cheap entertainment
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by Ebumar » May 23, 2003, 6:34 pm
I sometimes think of Aranuil late at night.
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by Spangaloid_PE » May 23, 2003, 6:38 pm
i masturbate to re-runs of the golden girls.
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by noel » May 23, 2003, 6:43 pm
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So witty.
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by Lalanae » May 23, 2003, 6:45 pm
Aranuil wrote: Spangaloid Scuzzlebum - 65 PROPHET
Liqour in the front - Poker in the rear
So witty.
That's the only way he can remember. Give him a break.
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by Sparty » May 23, 2003, 6:55 pm
Im away from home for the first time. College work is getting to me. I'm sitting in my dorm, thinking about home and old times. Then I thumb'd myself.
My name is a
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by Bubba Grizz » May 23, 2003, 7:06 pm
Sparty turns me on.
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by Spangaloid_PE » May 23, 2003, 7:11 pm
Lalanae wrote: Aranuil wrote: Spangaloid Scuzzlebum - 65 PROPHET
Liqour in the front - Poker in the rear
So witty.
That's the only way he can remember. Give him a break.
you intelergint fuckers have no sense of humor.
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by laneela » May 23, 2003, 7:44 pm
I own The Best of: NKOTB, Milli Vanilli and Paula Abdul and I've always wanted to do a cover of Straight Up (Paula Abdul) but could never convince anyone to do it with me.
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by Shashonna » May 23, 2003, 7:47 pm
I have that Ace of Base CD
I think trolls are sexy
*points at Sarge*
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by Sometimes » May 23, 2003, 8:14 pm
I also talk smack about N'Sync, but enjoy Justin Timberlake's CD because (confession number 2) it sounds like early-mid 80's Michael Jackson, which I also enjoy.
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by Jaxomer » May 23, 2003, 9:44 pm
I have hairy knuckles.
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by Canelek » May 23, 2003, 9:59 pm
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But when I put on my pants, I make gold records.
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Acies
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 10:04 pm
Confession: I eat a huge amount of food daily, but cant gain any weight beyond 150lbs.
Also, my errect penis is 7 and 1/2 inches (yes, I measured) long
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by icknay » May 23, 2003, 10:07 pm
I actually read these threads sometimes but DON'T TELL ANYONE!
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by Taly » May 23, 2003, 10:09 pm
i was rocking out to Brittney Spears (dont remember which song!) in Vegas after downing a warp core breach and i was enjoying it too
/cry
I want to cast...........MAGIC MISSLE!
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by Boogahz » May 23, 2003, 10:15 pm
Brotha wrote: When I was a kid I bought the ace of base CD and listened to it all the time. The other day when one of their songs came on the radio on the "old school hour" I turned it up really loud and sang along with it, I still remembered all the words.
My confession...I was not a kid when this came out, and I played this as a DJ
<-----2nd confession - avatar is an ex-girlfriend, not current
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by Sirensa » May 23, 2003, 10:58 pm
I like Justin Timberlake too
Worse confession - I spent $100 on really good floor seats to the N'Sync concert last year... and had fun!
Even worse confession - I
Barry Manilow songs and can recite/sing/torture you with Copacabana in its entirity in my sleep!
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by Kguku » May 23, 2003, 11:09 pm
My confession:
My NERVIS is huge!
"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change, the devil changes you."
Acies
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 11:11 pm
Sirensa wrote: I like Justin Timberlake too
Worse confession - I spent $100 on really good floor seats to the N'Sync concert last year... and had fun!
Even worse confession - I
Barry Manilow songs and can recite/sing/torture you with Copacabana in its entirity in my sleep!
BM, god help us all
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by Ennia » May 23, 2003, 11:44 pm
I'm really a guy
no, not really but I didn't know how to one up the previous confessions
Acies
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 11:45 pm
I was involved in a homosexual scenario.
It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.
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by sarlen » May 23, 2003, 11:47 pm
Acies wrote: I was involved in a homosexual scenario.
It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.
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by Spangaloid_PE » May 23, 2003, 11:52 pm
Ennia wrote: I'm really a guy
no, not really but I didn't know how to one up the previous confessions
is this true?
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Acies
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 11:56 pm
sarlen wrote: Acies wrote: I was involved in a homosexual scenario.
It lasted about 40 seconds. It is not for me.
Cant knock it til you try it. I am up for trying everything once practically, now I can say, it is NOT for me.
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by noel » May 23, 2003, 11:57 pm
I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke.
Didn't do anything for me.
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Acies
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by Acies » May 23, 2003, 11:59 pm
Aranuil wrote: I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke.
Didn't do anything for me.
Man, wedgie central there
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by noel » May 23, 2003, 11:59 pm
Acies wrote: Aranuil wrote: I once wore one of my ex-girlfriend's panties for about 30 seconds as a joke.
Didn't do anything for me.
Man, wedgie central there
Bigger problem is...
NO ROOM IN FRONT ><
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by Xzion » May 24, 2003, 12:49 am
sometimes i kinda like rap when im stoned and driving
i took viagra as a joke once...that sucked
and i literally feel bad when i kill flys or step on snails or some shit
unless there godamn bees and wasps, satans spawns
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by Zamtuk » May 24, 2003, 12:49 am
I cried during Green Mile. Though on second thought I don't know many people who haven't.
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by noel » May 24, 2003, 1:00 am
Xzion wrote: i took viagra as a joke once...that sucked
Out of curiosity (no I don't need it) I'm mildly curious what it was like, and why it sucked...
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Acies
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by Acies » May 24, 2003, 1:19 am
I think because his dick was perpetually hard, with no relief willing
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by Xzion » May 24, 2003, 1:29 am
its like having a boner 3x as hard as usual and that bitch will not go down, i couldnt fall asleep that night...
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by Brittney » May 24, 2003, 1:29 am
Justin is so dreamy
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by Arborealus » May 24, 2003, 1:32 am
I have, on occasion, lusted for cake in my heart...
But I never inhaled!
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by Drustwyn » May 24, 2003, 1:37 am
I was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder about 4 years ago and take medication to keep it in check.
I know I'm stupid, but oh well.
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by Spangaloid_PE » May 24, 2003, 1:39 am
one night i puked about 9 times, every hour on the hour. one of those times i puked so hard i shit my pants.
the next day i was diagnosed with gilberts disease.
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by Mplor » May 24, 2003, 4:21 am
The idea of cutting my dividend taxes at the expense of proper health care for the poor occasionally makes me want to go shopping for a new big-screen TV.