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noel · Post by **noel** » September 7, 2006, 2:59 pm

Is there perhaps some other way we could allow users onto the site via referrals from registered users or something so that every idiot from Russia and China that wants to sell Viagra or meet a nice American boy to extort money from can't spam the forums with stupid shit?

I realize that the moderators aren't paid, etc. But it seems to be happening more and more frequently. If I'm off base or out of line I apologize.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 7, 2006, 3:33 pm

noel
hot beef mansex

Dirty title.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 7, 2006, 3:47 pm

russian viagra enhancment creme

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 7, 2006, 3:56 pm

No more russians?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 7, 2006, 4:00 pm

Canelek wrote:
noel
hot beef mansex
Dirty title.

Kilmoll wants me what can I say.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 7, 2006, 4:08 pm

noel wrote:
Canelek wrote:
noel
hot beef mansex
Dirty title.
Kilmoll wants me what can I say.

Yummy

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » September 7, 2006, 4:53 pm

why ban them? the posts are entertaining

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » September 7, 2006, 10:47 pm

"noel hot beef mansex" only generates 603 links on Google ( a very low number) but on the top of the list is Veeshan Vault ...

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » September 8, 2006, 6:49 am

But but, if we dont allow the russians, how can i meet all those nice females that want to be my panpal?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 8, 2006, 8:45 am

Hesten wrote:But but, if we dont allow the russians, how can i meet all those nice females that want to be my panpal?

I dont mean to be a Killjoy but that was me writing you!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 8, 2006, 11:50 am

Hesten wrote:want to be my panpal?

What is a panpal precious?

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » September 8, 2006, 2:26 pm

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=18341

nutusikpusik69 wrote:If you search friend for pan pal and more that this post for you!
...
Nataliya

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » September 8, 2006, 2:27 pm

Siji wrote:
Hesten wrote:want to be my panpal?
What is a panpal precious?

Didnt you read nataliola's nice letter here? She want panpals.
http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=panpal

miir · Post by **miir** » September 8, 2006, 3:39 pm

The first 2 google results for "hot beef mansex" are not even porn sites....

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » September 8, 2006, 8:27 pm

Hesten wrote:
Siji wrote:
Hesten wrote:want to be my panpal?
What is a panpal precious?
Didnt you read nataliola's nice letter here? She want panpals.
http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=panpal

She can be my panpal. She puts the bacon and eggs in the god damn pan and cooks me breakfest.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 9, 2006, 12:03 pm

MooZilla wrote:
Hesten wrote:
Siji wrote:
Hesten wrote:want to be my panpal?
What is a panpal precious?
Didnt you read nataliola's nice letter here? She want panpals.
http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=panpal
She can be my panpal. She puts the bacon and eggs in the god damn pan and cooks me breakfest.

SHE PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 12:11 pm

It fucking kills me to say this.

Noel is right.

The spam is getting ridiculous.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 19, 2006, 12:45 pm

The General Discussion Forum has been pretty slow anyway.

It's kind of funny to watch people have flame wars with autobots. Thgirpo can't take much more of this!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 1:16 pm

Or you could add that annoying function for setting up an account where you have to re type the letters/numbers you see.

You know, the one that you retype and half the time it doesn't work, and half the time you cant distinguish the fucking letters and numbers typed in it because it's like one of those puzzles you have to stare at cross eyed for the shit to appear.

That would probably do away with a few of these things.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 19, 2006, 1:29 pm

Seriously.. If shit likes this bothers you then you have way too much freetime. You should be out protesting something worthwhile like the price of razorblade replacements.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 1:39 pm

quite contrary, actually.

I don't have as much time, I certainly don't want to spend any more of it then I have to sifting through spam..

Plus a lot of people put a lot of work into the boards, and a lot of other people put money into it.. I'm sure everyone gets enough of this crap in their email inbox, without worrying about it here.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 19, 2006, 1:49 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:quite contrary, actually.

I don't have as much time, I certainly don't want to spend any more of it then I have to sifting through spam..

Sifting through spam? If it takes you more than a millisecond to identify the spam threads that have been posted here, it's time to go back to internet boot camp.

The mods earned their nonpay by fixing the margins for oversized image posts. Anything else is gravy!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 1:58 pm

Ok sorry guys, I apologize that I am annoyed by the top 5 threads being spam, and it doesn't bother you any.

I don't care how long it takes out of my time, it's annoying and it's only getting worse.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 19, 2006, 2:30 pm

It bothers me too. Sure it was cute when it was 1 thread a decade or whatever, but 5 threads in the course of 24 hours is wasting resources that many of us helped pay for.

Just wait until the fucking idiots start PMing everyone on the board with their bullshit. It's happened before on other message boards and I'm certain it will happen here soon.

Stop picking on Funkmasterr for something reasonable.

BTW Funk, that account creation functionality has already been added.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 19, 2006, 2:40 pm

noel wrote: Just wait until the fucking idiots start PMing everyone on the board with their bullshit. It's happened before on other message boards and I'm certain it will happen here soon.

I can identify a non cyber PM in less than a millisecond!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 2:44 pm

noel wrote:It bothers me too. Sure it was cute when it was 1 thread a decade or whatever, but 5 threads in the course of 24 hours is wasting resources that many of us helped pay for.

Just wait until the fucking idiots start PMing everyone on the board with their bullshit. It's happened before on other message boards and I'm certain it will happen here soon.

Stop picking on Funkmasterr for something reasonable.

BTW Funk, that account creation functionality has already been added.

Agreed.

I use demonoid.com to download a lot of my stuff and they had registration shut off without invites forever.. We should just do the same thing.

I mean, in my opinion anyone who is going to create an account on these forums that cannot get an invite from one of the users isn't going to contribute anything anyhow.. Pretty much everyone that is gonna be registered here already is.

Plus, you could make it so that existing members could create extra accounts for stealth ninja anonymous posting or whatnot.

Just a thought.

Post by **pyrella** » September 19, 2006, 6:49 pm

Well, we do have the 'are you human check' - however, that's not to say that they:

A) haven't figured out how to automate something like that (I wouldn't be surprised that something with as large of an install base as phpbb has been figured out)

B) aren't actually humans going through and plowing through it by hand to activate accounts.

I can turn on admin only allowing of activating accounts, but as slow as we are with other shit, any new people would take forever! =P

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 19, 2006, 6:51 pm

pyrella wrote:I can turn on admin only allowing of activating accounts, but as slow as we are with other shit, any new people would take forever! =P

Fuck new people. They are all fucktards anyway. SAVE US FROM THESE GODDAMN SPAMMERS!

Post by **pyrella** » September 19, 2006, 6:56 pm

Fine! Done!

And thanks for the fifty bucks sweetcheeks

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 19, 2006, 7:20 pm

Need new people otherwise there will be inbreeding along with the slow loss of regulars over time.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 19, 2006, 8:01 pm

pyrella wrote:Well, we do have the 'are you human check' - however, that's not to say that they:

A) haven't figured out how to automate something like that (I wouldn't be surprised that something with as large of an install base as phpbb has been figured out)

B) aren't actually humans going through and plowing through it by hand to activate accounts.

I can turn on admin only allowing of activating accounts, but as slow as we are with other shit, any new people would take forever! =P

I don't know how this works, but I would be willing to help keep an eye on it and mow through them (I'm sure many others would be too).

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 19, 2006, 10:30 pm

Simple... Give some regular poster moderator access and they can delete spam posts. The Machine isn't exactly a regular these days.

(Oh and make it clear they can only delete spam posts. Problem solved!)

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 20, 2006, 1:03 am

How many new users do we really get in a week?