We need a Star Pharming Thread!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:07 pm

I can't find the pr0n link in the 30 seconds I have to post! I'll post some later.

Do you have any particular pr0n in mind? How about some Evangelion Hentai?

Neost · Post by **Neost** » July 3, 2002, 2:08 pm

It's all about being a Paladin.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:08 pm

Bah. Forget the Evangelion Hentai. It's got most of the dicks and pussy edited out. Although it's still quite obvious what the animated fucks are doing.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:09 pm

You know, it's a lot easier to draw a girl being violated by 3 dicks in her ass than it is to do it. Trust me. I know this from experience.

I saw the animated clip. That counts as experience, right?

Post by **Xouqoa** » July 3, 2002, 2:10 pm

By the way Searyx, deleted posts will subtract from post counts... so don't get carried away or TheMachine might decide to wipe it out.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 3, 2002, 2:10 pm

Got my star, so I'm happy!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 3, 2002, 2:13 pm

An Ignore User option would be nice!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 3, 2002, 2:13 pm

Foo shnickens y'all!

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » July 3, 2002, 2:18 pm

Holy shit, thank god he got his damn star...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 3, 2002, 2:23 pm

about damn time. why can't this be the anal porn thread instead.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » July 3, 2002, 2:27 pm

Jesus H. Christ man... i think the router just got sucked down the cable to Searyx's PC..

-Ajran

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 3, 2002, 2:33 pm

Damn Searyx

You would have to be the first (or one of the top 3) to get a star here.

At least try not to be blatant about it.

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » July 3, 2002, 2:35 pm

/pharm

/phuckpharm

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » July 3, 2002, 2:36 pm

I wanna get a star!!!

Ok, and I'm bored before work..sue me

Owenn · Post by **Owenn** » July 3, 2002, 2:41 pm

/pharm

Taly · Post by **Taly** » July 3, 2002, 2:44 pm

Have you nothing better to do Searyx?

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » July 3, 2002, 2:47 pm

PHARM

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » July 3, 2002, 2:47 pm

PHARM

Braxter · Post by **Braxter** » July 3, 2002, 2:58 pm

jesus searyx...

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 3, 2002, 2:59 pm

Here's your JACKASS Brax.

Dolby · Post by **Dolby** » July 3, 2002, 3:09 pm

Pharm?

Taly · Post by **Taly** » July 3, 2002, 3:17 pm

/Pharm

miir · Post by **miir** » July 3, 2002, 3:17 pm

pharm

miir · Post by **miir** » July 3, 2002, 3:18 pm

j@ck@ss

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » July 3, 2002, 3:19 pm

/pharmitty pharm pharm pharm

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 3, 2002, 3:21 pm

I suddenly feel the urge to go home and make God kill a kitten...

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 3, 2002, 3:24 pm

Pharming 1st post

/JACKASS's himself!

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 3, 2002, 3:24 pm

Pharming again

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » July 3, 2002, 3:33 pm

Searyx you idiot!

You're already spamming this board?

miir · Post by **miir** » July 3, 2002, 3:39 pm

pharm

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » July 3, 2002, 3:42 pm

pharm

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » July 3, 2002, 3:42 pm

pharm

So, what exactly is the best way to skin a wood elf druid to get wood elf parts?

Ainamaf · Post by **Ainamaf** » July 3, 2002, 3:43 pm

Nice to see most everyone made it here, hope to get flamed soon

miir · Post by **miir** » July 3, 2002, 3:44 pm

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » July 3, 2002, 3:57 pm

I am sure post counts can always be reset by TM, in the event of unwanted and repeated star farming ...

Togashi · Post by **Togashi** » July 3, 2002, 4:07 pm

hoorj

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » July 3, 2002, 4:08 pm

JACKASS!

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » July 3, 2002, 4:09 pm

Hammerstalker is an asshat.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 3, 2002, 4:12 pm

My sig > Dolby's > Mr. Tt`yoro's

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 3, 2002, 4:13 pm

I feel nekkid without a star to cover my naughty bits...

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 3, 2002, 4:13 pm

/pharm

*hugs* Pyrella

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 3, 2002, 4:14 pm

Damn, I started a new page!

I pwn.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 3, 2002, 4:16 pm

Hi Ho! err Hi Ho! It's off to work I go! Damn them dorfs had fun!!

Murtak · Post by **Murtak** » July 3, 2002, 4:22 pm

Aaah, dis is sumting me know how ta do!!

First yoos have to actually catch one with all da main parts still attached. Dat seems to be da biggest problem fer me

Lets say yoo got one of those. First thing yoo want to preserve is da ears, dey is very yummy and if yoo cuts em off first yoo dun run da chance to ruin em.
In case of those wannabe fashionable droods yoo now have to rip of da metal parts. Dun worry tho, dem being droods it bound to be more like tinfoil. Chain an leather yoo can ge-nu-rally ignore, it not get in da way as much.
Okies, now yoo pop of der arms one by one and get sum of dat meat liquidizer da trollies in Grobb make. Put der arms in it and after just a few time yoo can pull deir bones right out and keep all da meat!
Same goes for legs cept dat yoo might have trouble with da knees so yoo make sure yoo gots sharp knife for dat.
Da main meat is a lil more complicated but what yoo can do is just put da elfie in honey fer half a day and put him in ant hill for odder half. Dat will get rid of skin nicely and if yoo take a small anthill yoo even got about all of da meat left!

An dats how yoo skin an elfie.

Murtak · Post by **Murtak** » July 3, 2002, 4:25 pm

/smack Sargeras

An now how is da one dat wanted ta know how to skin elfies to find it? bah. [VARIOUSELVENBODYPARTS] yoo!

Melrin_Specclaster · Post by **Melrin_Specclaster** » July 3, 2002, 4:31 pm

Gotta

Melrin_Specclaster · Post by **Melrin_Specclaster** » July 3, 2002, 4:31 pm

start

Melrin_Specclaster · Post by **Melrin_Specclaster** » July 3, 2002, 4:33 pm

somewhere

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 3, 2002, 4:34 pm

Ya the one thing I really like about the new boards is that I now have a chance to stay up there in post count! Since I am often bored at work!

Melrin_Specclaster · Post by **Melrin_Specclaster** » July 3, 2002, 4:38 pm

VeeshanVault

We need a Star Pharming Thread!

How to skin a Woodelf

Farm

Pharm

pharm

hmm