Are All Women Batshit Insane?

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » April 26, 2005, 4:42 pm

Sylvos wrote:
Lynks wrote:This man needs to go to a hospital.
Whats that?
Its a big grey building where sick people go to.

hi5 2 u

Airplane = the win.

Surely you must be joking!

I never joke and don't call me Shirley.

What do you make of this?
Of this? I could make a hat, a brooch, a pteredactyl.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » April 26, 2005, 5:37 pm

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Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
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Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
: Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
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THE BEST SCENE!

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Guess

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 26, 2005, 8:36 pm

Atokal wrote:While I do not believe that women are bat shit insane any more than guys are. I do believe that women hint at problems and hope guys pick up on the signal instead of coming right out and saying HEY I am unhappy about such and such.

probably hard for her to do that with one of her big bird socks shoved in her mouth under a strip of duct tape.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » April 26, 2005, 8:49 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Atokal wrote:While I do not believe that women are bat shit insane any more than guys are. I do believe that women hint at problems and hope guys pick up on the signal instead of coming right out and saying HEY I am unhappy about such and such.
probably hard for her to do that with one of her big bird socks shoved in her mouth under a strip of duct tape.

omg!?

lmao!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 26, 2005, 8:54 pm

21 women were batshit insane enough to actually vote "no" in this poll.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 26, 2005, 11:28 pm

Fucked Up Girl - Vandals

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane

I'm not afraid and I will rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane

You need someone who's there whether you're Lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
You need some special care and I always will be there
Cause you're legally insane
It takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself cause you got nobody else
And your legally insane

You need someone who's there when you're losing all your faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

Oh God, you know, you need someone who's there whether you're
Lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 27, 2005, 12:24 am

noel wrote:
Kylere wrote:All women are not batshit insane, but ANY woman who would have anything to do with Aranuil is batshit insane, therefore I understand why he feels that way.
Statistically, the poll seems to indicate otherwise.

No it just means that guys like toker and you drive women batshit, I will admit to my ex being bat shit but that was not my fault, my wife now is not batshit therefore not all women are batshit.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 27, 2005, 12:31 am

Canelek wrote:Fucked Up Girl - Vandals

If I go crazy then will you still call me superman?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 27, 2005, 12:46 am

That's not Vandals!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 27, 2005, 8:53 am

Kylere wrote: my wife now is not batshit therefore not all women are batshit.

OK.....you can say your wife is not batshit insane RIGHT NOW, but she will be batshit insane at some point. I am guessing soon. It is just a matter of time.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 27, 2005, 11:34 am

21 women read this board and voted no!

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 27, 2005, 12:10 pm

Its much easier for a man's poor brain to label behavior they dont understand as *batshit insane* Poor guys

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 27, 2005, 12:22 pm

Kylere wrote:No it just means that guys like toker and you drive women batshit, I will admit to my ex being bat shit but that was not my fault, my wife now is not batshit therefore not all women are batshit.

she did marry you so that would qualify her in my book as being batshit insane, or perhaps suffering of downs syndrome.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 27, 2005, 1:27 pm

Zamtuk wrote:
Kylere wrote:No it just means that guys like toker and you drive women batshit, I will admit to my ex being bat shit but that was not my fault, my wife now is not batshit therefore not all women are batshit.
she did marry you so that would qualify her in my book as being batshit insane, or perhaps suffering of downs syndrome.

Blow me Zamfuck, giving one is the closest you will be to getting one from anyone other than Shaerra.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 27, 2005, 3:45 pm

Poor Shaerra, even when she's not posting, she's being attacked

*spank*

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 27, 2005, 7:55 pm

Gemily wrote:Poor Shaerra, even when she's not posting, she's being attacked
*spank*

Shae is your old guildmate from EQ2 beta! : )

Spanking is one of the new powers in City of Villains.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 27, 2005, 10:12 pm

Hey Shaerra earned my eternal disdain when she borke the RL pic rule of no attacks and decided to call me fat ( which is funny, because even though I was at the time, so was she LOL)

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 30, 2005, 6:05 am

awww Kylere, but its so cute spanking chubby butts

Estrosiath Durothil · Post by **Estrosiath Durothil** » May 1, 2005, 4:15 pm

Yes, women are batshit insane.
Just been dumped

by my girlfriend... And even though I did make the (very stupid) mistakes... I'm still frustrated.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » May 1, 2005, 10:18 pm

No doubt both sexes can be batshit insane.

However, in my experience if you get those fucking player women that are all blow job eyes and yes yessing "I love you" that then slut themselves about the moment your back is turned it's pretty much your own fault for falling for such a stinking disgrace of humanity.

I think we all learn that lesson the hard way, regardless of whether you're a man or a woman.

Still, those soulless fucks deserve a fucking bullet between the eyes.

Estrosiath Durothil · Post by **Estrosiath Durothil** » May 2, 2005, 1:26 am

Sadly... I guess you are right on this one. /sigh I guess I was too naive, eh?

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » May 2, 2005, 2:23 am

While it may apply to your situation I'm guessing it was more of a general comment, and if not it should have been cause it's the truth.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » May 2, 2005, 2:44 am

Nick wrote:They are all a bunch of slutty compulsive liars and should be treated as such.

(Waits for impending death for that remark, I can hear the banshees screaming as we speak.)

Oh your gonna burn in hell for this remark sir!

In case you need to know this,but there are many slutty compulsive lying men out there also.And I treat them as such.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » May 2, 2005, 3:10 am

It was a general statement. It's no one sex, just people.

*Hides from Knibble*

Edit: Personally I think it's pretty awful hurting people, maybe I am naive but I don't like 'playing the game'.

Who here does? That would be an interesting topic

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » May 2, 2005, 9:23 am

"Playing the Game" as you put it Nick,sure would be a nice topic but too bad most of the players would be men and not woman.Proven fact there.
And you lied to me,It wasn't a general statement and it was toward woman and you know it.
Now go lay down beside your dish where you belong and learn men are to be seen and Not heard.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » May 2, 2005, 10:01 am

Knibble wrote:"Playing the Game" as you put it Nick,sure would be a nice topic but too bad most of the players would be men and not woman.Proven fact there.

Can I see the study to this?

I'm not denying that statement, just found it weird that you say "proven fact".

Nick · Post by **Nick** » May 2, 2005, 7:15 pm

Dry your eyes Knibble, reverse what I said if it fits what you have experienced, maybe you missed the point of my post.

Men, seen but not heard, man you're a crazy wench

Mak · Post by **Mak** » May 2, 2005, 7:55 pm

Knibble wrote:"Playing the Game" as you put it Nick,sure would be a nice topic but too bad most of the players would be men and not woman.Proven fact there.
And you lied to me,It wasn't a general statement and it was toward woman and you know it.
Now go lay down beside your dish where you belong and learn men are to be seen and Not heard.

This may be slightly different than the "playing the game" you mentioned, but from my own experience, in the half dozen or so cases where I know for a fact that someone was cheating on their spouse, it was 100% of the time the woman that was doing the cheating. Obviously that's not always the case, but I've seen various references over the years that all say the woman is more likely to cheat in a marriage than the man is.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » May 2, 2005, 8:01 pm

In fact, in my life I have easily seen infintely more women cheat on their partners than the other way around.

In fact every male friend I have has had it done to them, yet only one male friend has done it.

This doesn't mean it is a fact by the way, but just my experience.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » May 2, 2005, 8:57 pm

Wait you misunderstood me.When I am talking about Players...I mean the real playas. I am not talking about someone who is married or engaged etc.I am just talking true players here.Sorry I haven't had the chance to look anything up as of yet due to work.Will try and get info for ya soon.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » May 6, 2005, 4:22 am

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » May 6, 2005, 10:17 pm

yes every single fucking one of them

icknay · Post by **icknay** » May 7, 2005, 2:22 am

Yes they are all crazy...usually on many different levels.

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Are All Women Batshit Insane?

Are all women batshit insane?