Are All Women Batshit Insane?

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2005, 11:40 am

Are they?

PS, I love my fiance to death, but she is still batshit insane!

Drolgin Steingrinder · April 25, 2005, 11:41 am

Poll needs a "no, just the ones I fall in love with" option plz.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » April 25, 2005, 12:01 pm

yes ALL women are batshit insane

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 25, 2005, 12:12 pm

I can not comment on this thread anymore than I have already.

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » April 25, 2005, 1:24 pm

Women are not crazy. They are simply on another plane of existance then men are. I dont much subscribe to Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" but that Doctor does have some of his shit right.

Women are social feeling creatures are are only looking for security and someone to listen and acknowledge there feelings.

Men on the other hand only want to eat, sleep, shit and play without a deeper thought in there heads other then "when do eat? I need to poop. Im tired and gonna sleep and "Im gonna go out and do XXX."

Men are creatures of base feelings. Happy, content, sad or angry. There really is not much more in the way of feelings then that.

Women have an absolute rainbow of feelings and they want to talk about them with you and only want you to listen and acknowdge these feelings.

Men want to 'fix' things. Thats what we do. We are logial problem solvers.

Women are generally illogical and only want to be listened to. Dont try and solve there feelings because you are barking up the wrong tree. They just want you to shutup and listen and nod you head.

Men do not 'understand' these things thus women think we are complicated when in fact we are simple. Feed us, let us sleep, dont talk during a show/movie, underatand we live to play, we only havebase feelings and when you look at us and wonder what we are thinking Ill tell you now we are thining "nothing". Unless there is a problem to solve our brains are in "neutral". Sometimes this comes across as a 'look' which leads you women to beleive we are having some deep thoughts on some matter at hand when in fact we are probebly just thinking about taking a shit.

So all you women out there remember this: Men are just cavemen. We are simple. What is complcated about us is you simply cannot comprehend that men have no deep thoughts on feelings or relationships.

Thats all :)

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2005, 1:40 pm

By way of illustration we now have one vote for:

I'm a woman and my vote doesn't count.

Even though I provided the option:

I'm a woman and even though my vote doesn't count I want to vote no.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 25, 2005, 3:00 pm

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 25, 2005, 3:42 pm

Virtual Suzy seems ok so far!

edit:

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 25, 2005, 3:49 pm

That toilet needs to go into mass production, YESTERDAY!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » April 25, 2005, 3:52 pm

They are all a bunch of slutty compulsive liars and should be treated as such.

(Waits for impending death for that remark, I can hear the banshees screaming as we speak.)

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 25, 2005, 4:29 pm

I'd like to point out that I am perfectly sane.

And while some slutty compulsive lying hos giving girls a bad name, there exists an equal amount of chauvanistic egotistical pigheadedly stupid compulsive lying men that give men a bad name.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » April 25, 2005, 4:46 pm

Damn Diae - I'm sending that to my GF / soon to be fiancee.

You could not have said that much better

noel · Post by **noel** » April 25, 2005, 5:14 pm

Sirensa wrote:I'd like to point out that I am perfectly sane.

And while some slutty compulsive lying hos giving girls a bad name, there exists an equal amount of chauvanistic egotistical pigheadedly stupid compulsive lying men that give men a bad name.

Absolutely well said, Sirensa. This poll is in no way attempting to claim that men are some kind of angelic figures.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 25, 2005, 6:04 pm

Even though we are.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 25, 2005, 6:10 pm

Yeah, pretty much insane enough where batshit may not even apply anymore. However, I do indeed

wimminz.

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » April 25, 2005, 10:34 pm

Batshit insane. Including Sirensa.

-V

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 25, 2005, 10:49 pm

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » April 26, 2005, 12:11 am

ROFL at "women are complex".

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 26, 2005, 12:22 am

Vannoth wrote:Batshit insane. Including Sirensa.

-V

WTF!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » April 26, 2005, 12:30 am

Voting no on the basis that I think there's an age range where it's most applicable.. if you had say are all females 13-25 batshit insane, then I vote yes.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 26, 2005, 2:45 am

what a bunch of whiny pussies on this thread.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » April 26, 2005, 5:19 am

Sirensa, so true, so true.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 26, 2005, 5:19 am

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » April 26, 2005, 6:29 am

Zaelath wrote:Voting no on the basis that I think there's an age range where it's most applicable.. if you had say are all females 13-25 batshit insane, then I vote yes.

Are you kidding me? You have to add 26-55 at a minimum as well to that number.

Women with children = batshit insane
Women going through menopause = batshit insane

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 26, 2005, 9:01 am

kyoukan wrote:what a bunch of whiny pussies on this thread.

This coming from someone who is batshit insane!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 26, 2005, 11:21 am

i challenge you to a fist fight with out fists

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 26, 2005, 11:30 am

Just checking in, still no comment.
We're all counting on you to land this plane.
Good luck.

Ever seen a grown man naked Timmy?

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » April 26, 2005, 11:31 am

This man needs to go to a hospital.
Whats that?
Its a big grey building where sick people go to.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » April 26, 2005, 11:33 am

While I do not believe that women are bat shit insane any more than guys are. I do believe that women hint at problems and hope guys pick up on the signal instead of coming right out and saying HEY I am unhappy about such and such.

Example if one of my buddies is pissing me off I tell him Hey you are pissing me off because of... (Direct and to the point)

Back when I was still playing EQ my wife would flick the lights at me when she was heading to bed. I thought she was just saying good night. I would say good night and obliviously continue playing EQ.

Apparently what she was really saying was quit playing that fucking game and come to bed.

So advice to women is much similiar to what Diae said, we are simple creatures who do not read much into subtle clues. So be straight forward with your expectations.

Further Diae is right on the money when he said to listen to your girlfriend wife etc. sympathize but for Gods sake don't try and fix it or offer advice unless specifically asked.

BTW welcome back Kyoukan, you were missed.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 26, 2005, 11:39 am

Lynks wrote:This man needs to go to a hospital.
Whats that?
Its a big grey building where sick people go to.

hi5 2 u

Airplane = the win.

Surely you must be joking!

I never joke and don't call me Shirley.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » April 26, 2005, 11:56 am

I screwed up the quote though, it was suppose to be "What is it?"

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » April 26, 2005, 12:02 pm

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Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 26, 2005, 1:19 pm

Over Macho Grande?

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 26, 2005, 1:51 pm

All women are not batshit insane, but ANY woman who would have anything to do with Aranuil is batshit insane, therefore I understand why he feels that way.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » April 26, 2005, 1:54 pm

Could I get an example of batshit insane? It's just a bit too vague for me to cast such an important vote without an informed mind.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 26, 2005, 2:01 pm

Understand now Tosh?

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2005, 2:04 pm

Kylere wrote:All women are not batshit insane, but ANY woman who would have anything to do with Aranuil is batshit insane, therefore I understand why he feels that way.

Statistically, the poll seems to indicate otherwise.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 26, 2005, 2:05 pm

fivolate

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 26, 2005, 2:09 pm

Omfg Kev that was awesome.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 26, 2005, 2:55 pm

All women are insane. Some are simply MORE insane than others. My old landlady, for example, was FUCKING NUTS. She would wait outside the door to the house in the mornings to AMBUSH me with her irrelevancies first fucking thing in the morning. She had to involve herself in EVERYHTING from picking a pool company (she picked a company of fucking illiterate mexicans who couldn't balance their checkbooks, much less the chemistry of a chlorinated pool, but they spoke Spanish, so they were O-TAY in her book) having the coils cleaned on the central AC (SHE CRAWLED IN THE FUCKING DUCT TO LOOK AT THE DIRTY COILS)! Her constant neuroses, combined with her unemployment and corresponding CONSTANT PRESENCE forced me and my roomie to break our lease just to escape her.

Sorry, I don't know what possed me to share that. Crazy bitches, man.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2005, 2:57 pm

I love my mother, but she's totally insane.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 26, 2005, 3:04 pm

she's a brick...house.

oh speaking of batshit.

[10:41] <Ebumar_Wrk> I feel that women are on earth to cook and clean for men. It is a proven fact that men are stronger, faster, smarter and better than women at everything. So its obvious that women are on earth for the sole purpose of popping out babies and getting me a fucking beer.
[10:42] <Ebumar_Wrk> stupid bitches, they need to know their place.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 26, 2005, 3:06 pm

What sylvos actually missed in his made up logs is when I said that I required a sandwich as well as a beer.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 26, 2005, 3:51 pm

I wouldn't mind a sandwich and a beer. Hop to it, Sylvos!!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 26, 2005, 4:01 pm

i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 26, 2005, 4:07 pm

Sylvos wrote:i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.

I'm thinking, it's that kind of thinking, that keeps a guy single!

You should always be nice to me

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 26, 2005, 4:09 pm

quecesambleu

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 26, 2005, 4:18 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Sylvos wrote:i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.
I'm thinking, it's that kind of thinking, that keeps a guy single!

You should always be nice to me

you know i'm a super duper guy!

noel · Post by **noel** » April 26, 2005, 4:27 pm

noel: I totally love women
noel: and I never said it was bad
noel: or that I was complaining about it
noel: that does not change the fact
noel: that I think you're all crazy =P
Gemily: haha
ashur: the worst ones are the poop blasts that go out the top of the back
noel: in your own quirky, sometimes cute, sometimes scary, sometimes dangerous, sometimes lovable ways!

Left Ashur comment in for out of context hilarity!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 26, 2005, 4:38 pm

Man - one can only wonder what we were talking about during THAT discussion.

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Are All Women Batshit Insane?