omg its real

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 30, 2005, 4:32 pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 30, 2005, 4:36 pm

"I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"

lol

noel · Post by **noel** » March 30, 2005, 4:44 pm

He's done conversion duels on multiple servers where he challenges other players to duel with him. If he wins, they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. If he loses (which he never has) he will give them 6 pieces of silver."

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » March 30, 2005, 4:45 pm

AH HAVE BEEN SAAAVED!

Where can I find this monkey so I can get rich kicking his ass?

noel · Post by **noel** » March 30, 2005, 4:53 pm

I guess none of you bothered to click on the staff link...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/staff/

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » March 30, 2005, 4:55 pm

Sorry, no.

I tend to avoid anything with "Baptist" in the title. Plus, there is a re-direction to their "Staff".

Naw, gonna sit this one out boys, you have fun.

cid · Post by **cid** » March 30, 2005, 4:55 pm

Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server," he says

Undead and in a horde christan guild?????

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 30, 2005, 4:57 pm

Sure, thats where all the evil gay boys and evil fat girls go to.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » March 30, 2005, 4:58 pm

Someone posted this a couple of months ago, I remember because I thought the Bible Study under the docks at Booty Bay was halarious.

Marb

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 30, 2005, 5:05 pm

You do realize that Landover Baptist is a pardoy, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

noel · Post by **noel** » March 30, 2005, 5:05 pm

It's not real.

It's on par with The Onion, and it's a parody of the hardcore Christians in the country. Just follow a few links if you don't believe me. It's clever, but it's not real...

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 30, 2005, 5:08 pm

If you click on the 'ministries' lnik, there is a Playstation 2 Giveaway Ministry.

Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!

Too bad its not real, I'd accept Jesus as my savior everyday.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 30, 2005, 5:21 pm

http://chickenhead.com

brilliant folks

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 30, 2005, 5:33 pm

Hate to rain on your parade!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=12928

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 30, 2005, 5:42 pm

I am shamed.

The funny thing is that the article actually made google's news search for "World of Warcraft"