Are you saved??

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 10, 2005, 8:49 am

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

"I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"

This is some vary funny stuff.

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » January 10, 2005, 9:20 am

Check out the store.

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.10746133

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 10, 2005, 9:43 am

Sometimes you have to pester people for weeks before they listen to you. I followed some stupid gnome around for 8-hours until he finally told me that he would accept Jesus as his Personal Savior if I would just promise not to contact him anymore. Now that rocks!"

haha stalk em till they convert. That's the Christian way!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 10, 2005, 12:11 pm

We meet under the docks in Booty Bay for a Bible study every Tuesday night

Judgemental bigotry is never going to help anyone, if more people realized that the world would be a much better place. I think it's important for some people to realize, through satire if necessary, how ridiculas their positions are on some topics.

Marb

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 10, 2005, 12:17 pm

If it were allowed, I would so have a Jesus character so I could better communicate with my flock of Alliance.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 10, 2005, 12:30 pm

Just to get one thing straight, this is a joke site right?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 10, 2005, 12:35 pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704 ... ntion.html

A picture truly does tell a thousand words. And in this case, all of them are WTF?

And yea, I'd say it's pretty obvious the site is satirical

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 10, 2005, 12:40 pm

5. A boy must not play with dolls. If your boy has a young sister, forbid him from entering her room except for the purposes of the type of ordinary heterosexual experimentation that occurs in any Christian household. If you catch your male child playing with dolls, Landover Baptist Child Psychologists recommended that you shave his head, and sit him out at the end of the driveway with a sign around his neck that says, "I'm a Sissy Boy Who Plays With Dolls – Mailman: Why don't you just go ahead and stick something in my mouth?." This method of prevention has a 99.5% success rate (unless your particular mailman is young and attractive).

My question is answered.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 11, 2005, 2:27 pm

There is some truth there though...

Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 11, 2005, 4:16 pm

masteen wrote:There is some truth there though...

Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men.

I've never heard about hairy brasilian women. I hear that soccer is pretty big there too.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 11, 2005, 5:20 pm

Brasil is the country that invented waxing a woman's hoo-hoo, so them bitches are HAIRY unless properly groomed.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 11, 2005, 6:19 pm

I'm sure the US has their fair share of, as you say "hairy bitches".