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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.l ... index.html
Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man
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Shouldn't it be called a magma lamp? It's not lava until it erupts, which is what this guy did: converted his magma lamp into a lava lamp.
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Obviously fault can be laid at the doorstep of the lava lamp makers, who failed to provide copious written warnings that placing a laval lamp on your stove is not a good idea. His parents will no doubt sue for a billion dollars.
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20+ years ago I saw a lava lamp and thought it was the coolest thing ever!

Another chick magnet is the Mineral Oil Rain Lamp.

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Don't be left out! You're sure to score with mineral oil rain beads flowing in the background.
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And a handy source of lube if you run out.
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