I wrote a letter to America. Have a nice read.
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Dear America,
I will always love you for the childhood you gave me, for Oregon, for the seasons, for the species of animals, the ocean experience, the cold beaches, the rain forests.
But you've changed. You've turned ugly. And your true colours came out last night. You're a homophobic bitch. Your empire is ending, and it is showing. You have grown up to be an ugly ugly thing. You've been listening to this imaginary voice, called 'God', and he's always come out against this 'Satan', but instead, created one. You've become a bloodthirsty, war-loving, demonising, greedy tyrant. Your oil addiction is too much for me. I can't even look at you anymore without tears coming to my eyes. The stars and stripes, that hideous robe you wear, I accepted it on you because, well, it was you.. You used to stand for protesting that which is wrong. You stood up against the rich plundering you. You now are cheating on me with Ashcroft AND Rumsfeld. I don't even know how you could let those people into OUR HOUSE! But you do. And you somehow love being raped by these people. But you are now going to roll over and let these guys gang-bang you, and THEN, THEN, you're going to have THEIR children? You're demented.
I loved you. This relationship is WAY beyond dysfunctional. It isn't good for me, and it isn't good for you. And you just don't get it. You don't even see it. Your empire is over, bitch, and you're going to come down. The EU, Asia, the Middle East, if they SEE you sniffing out their territory, they will fucking cut you! There will be catfights aplenty. So, if you're going to see other people, and really do it this way, this is going to be a messy breakup. But I guess this is how you wanted it.
You're destroying yourself. 'Spreading Liberty' is a euphamism for whoring yourself out to Enron, Halliburton, and all the other big cocked idiots you've had as of late. I can't believe I've been so disillusioned, I can't believe that I thought you could change. You're a fucking addict. You love the money, the oil, and fuck all the people who love you, eh? Fuck your family, your Founding Fathers, the Tea Party, the Civil War, eh? Is that it? You let these guys oppress and suppress anyone now, and then you say you do it in the name of Jesus. Jesus? You talk about Jesus. Jesus would fucking spit on you, America. If you think that our brother Jesus could even bear to look at you, in your pathetic mire, your polarised populace, and crumbled foundations of infrastructure and education, you're dead wrong. Jesus would weep for you, and would try to help you. Jesus wants your rape-babies to be educated. But you just keep sending them over to Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, and any other woman who challenges you and send them to their death. Send them over to China. She'll fuck your shit up. Go ahead, fucking do it. I dare you. Or, do it to N. Korea. Yeah, they'll be running in the streets welcoming you while a 10K-ton nuke fries the lot of you. Keep doing that, and you will be a shriveled, broke, used old hag, chained to your cross still believing that the Apocalypse was going to save you.
You know that Bush and Co. have raided your bank account, right? Do you even know the debt that you've let him run up? They're taking you for all your worth, and you're sitting there like an Alzheimers-infested blank-faced dumb shit, smiling, and saying 'you're such a good boy, Georgie.' I would think that between the rapings, you'd realise that something's amiss. This place is a mess. Do you see all the poor people losing their homes camped out on the lawn? The tornado debris? WAKE UP YOU DUMB BITCH!
Jesus is not coming back to save you. The world will, though, mount an attack against you. And when that happens, I can't stand by you and watch. I can't support your bad habits anymore. You need to stop smoking, you need to stop driving, you need to stop strring up trouble, you need to stop eating fast food, and you need to stop buying stuff on your credit card from Asia. You were such a beautiful creature 80 and 200 years ago. But you're not aging well. Asia, Europe, on the other hand, those are some hot chicks. They have something to offer me. Even Australia, even though she seems a bit right wing, is still more left than you on a good day, now. They have plans to keep their infrastructure in shape, to invest in themselves and new energy plans. The EU has a fucking slow-food movement, and homosexuals have been allowed to marry for 10 years in some places. The EU is no less Christian than you. She may be older, but she's wiser and hotter. I'm sick of your silicone, your liposuction, your big, blonde hair. I would rather be with someone much older than you who really takes care of herself, who doesn't need make-up, who works out, who has a future, and is trying to change her bad habits. No, America, you've changed.
Oh, and Oregon., don't even get me started on you, you homophobic, land-use-plundering school-fucking asshole. I should kick your fucking ass. You run around waving your dick around like you're some kind of macho macho man. I went to high school with people like you. The best thing you'll ever amount to is a bottom for Intel, or you'll just keep pumping gas for others the rest of your pathetic existence. yeah, your worst nightmare will come true: pumping ass or pumping gas. That's all you got. Goodbye urban growth boundary, goodbye public services and transportation. You've just eviscerated yourself, and the lightheaded feeling you have is the blood running down your shirt. But you can't even see over your bloated body the pool of blood you're standing in. You're a real sick fuck, you greedy fucking bastard.
Love,
Brenda
