Out of pure pity I will help you guys!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 3, 2004, 11:29 am

Im sure you Liberals can find everything you need here.

http://www.uhaul.com/

Im sure you can drop the truck off anywhere in Canada.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 3, 2004, 11:32 am

I actually laughed out loud at this.

I'm sad.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 3, 2004, 11:40 am

I have to admit it made me chuckle too

I'm sorry.

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » November 3, 2004, 11:44 am

I also laughed at this little quip from Cartalas.

Every now and then he does make a funny.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » November 3, 2004, 11:47 am

Sadly, this is actually the first time Cartalas made me laugh (apart from when he make a fool of himself of course). It WAS actually pretty funny

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » November 3, 2004, 11:58 am

haha

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » November 3, 2004, 12:56 pm

It won't be so funny 20 years from now if Bush wins Ohio and you are looking back on the worst decision in American history.

Marb

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » November 3, 2004, 1:05 pm

You really would be doing them a favor. This is the first time I ever truly thought the *majority* of americans were dumb.

Your country is controlled by religous, soicial conservative, country music singing, nascar\wrestling loving, nutcases. Run for the hills.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 1:15 pm

I'm mainly considering Canada but would anyone else in other countries be willing to house me? 18 / m, will work for food. Intellectual (unlike most americans apparently).

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 3, 2004, 1:22 pm

Sheit Rellix. You're a bit bitter atm, aren't you?

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 3, 2004, 1:25 pm

Pardon me while I stab myself in the head and hope the ambulance doesn't come in time.

If that's what passes for an intellectual these days the whole world is fucked, not just the US.

You're 18 fucking years old and consider yourself an intellectual? Did you fucking graduate high school at 9 yrs old and spent the last 9 years matriculating?

You don't have enough life experience to know anything other than pull your fucking pecker out of your pants to keep from creaming all over yourself when some little hottie swishes her ass in front of you.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 3, 2004, 1:28 pm

Neost wrote:
Pardon me while I stab myself in the head and hope the ambulance doesn't come in time.
If that's what passes for an intellectual these days the whole world is fucked, not just the US.

You're 18 fucking years old and consider yourself an intellectual? Did you fucking graduate high school at 9 yrs old and spent the last 9 years matriculating?

You don't have enough life experience to know anything other than pull your fucking pecker out of your pants to keep from creaming all over yourself when some little hottie swishes her ass in front of you.

I applaud him for being so passionate about the election. 83% of his age group doesn't give two shits about the election and the fact that he cares so deeply about it is commendable.

How old were you when you cast your first ballot Neost?

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » November 3, 2004, 1:40 pm

Bah! There are way better reasons for moving to Canada than your silly election

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 3, 2004, 1:43 pm

I have voted in every election since 1978 with the exception of one. I was in the military in Germany and didn't get my absentee ballot mailed in time.

And I don't fault Rellix for being passionate and participating in the electoral process at all. My biggest issue is his flat out statements about what is going to happen and how ignorant the American populace is after making comments like "i think i'll stab myself in the head".

He cast his vote, he lost, now he needs to learn to accept it and stop all the drama queen bullshit.

I doubt mommy will let him move to Canada anyway, but we can hope.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 1:47 pm

Interesting that you view every 18 year old American male as a horny parent-dependant fuckoff.

I've been following politics for much of my life, so kindly screw off.

I'm entitled to an opinion just as much as you are, and just because my representative has lost doesn't mean I'm not allowed to bitch and whine and I must lose my perspective.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 3, 2004, 1:48 pm

I didn't say every 18 year old. Just you.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 1:51 pm

I want to see the part where I said "Hey vote for kerry, now let's go masturbate and play with mommy's checkbook."

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » November 3, 2004, 1:55 pm

Neost wrote:He cast his vote, he lost, now he needs to learn to accept it and stop all the drama queen bullshit.

One of the benefits of voting is you are entitled to bitch about it.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:07 pm

I want you Neost, to imagine if I said I was 26 years old, maybe even 30 - then you may realize what a sterotyping asshole you're being.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 3, 2004, 2:09 pm

Rellix wrote:I want you Neost, to imagine if I said I was 26 years old - then you may realize what a sterotyping asshole you're being.

but you're not 26. we are all stereotyping assholes. that's the whole reason there are any threads at all on this board!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 3, 2004, 2:16 pm

18 years old. You are exactly the type we need voting.....you have held a job for what? year? year and a half? You obviously own your own home and have dealt with MANY MANY issues since you have been of voting age.

You are the reason that people like me lump you into the sterotypical category of liberals who are students/jobless/Canadian.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 3, 2004, 2:18 pm

give the kid a break.

i'm sure you said stupid shit when you were 18 , mostly because you are still saying them

. i did and i'm a smart mother fucker

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » November 3, 2004, 2:19 pm

kinda like lumping gun toting, tobacco spitting, hillbillies in their 20's 30's 40's 50's etc etc?

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:24 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:18 years old. You are exactly the type we need voting.....you have held a job for what? year? year and a half? You obviously own your own home and have dealt with MANY MANY issues since you have been of voting age.

You are the reason that people like me lump you into the sterotypical category of liberals who are students/jobless/Canadian.

Yeah, that will encourage me to not vote in the future! Thanks!

Try to complaining to the fucking government if you want your little opinion heard, but according to them my voice is just as important as your own.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 3, 2004, 2:25 pm

Voronwë wrote:give the kid a break.

i'm sure you said stupid shit when you were 18 , mostly because you are still saying them . i did and i'm a smart mother fucker

I am a Braves fan sir. I do not say stupid things unlike ESPN.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 3, 2004, 2:26 pm

Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » November 3, 2004, 2:27 pm

Well, they can redistrict areas in TX to favor Reps, why not remove the young vote too!

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » November 3, 2004, 2:29 pm

I have underwear that is 18 years old...

I probably should change them soon...

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:30 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..

To be honest I care a lot more about who's running this country than anything else at this point. Regardless of what's going on in my life I have just as much of a chance of dying from a terrorist attack as you do.

Edit: Interestingly enough, voters between the ages of 18-29 made up 17% of the vote (CNN), which means we're voting just as much as all the other age groups.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 3, 2004, 2:32 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote: You are the reason that people like me lump you into the sterotypical category of liberals who are students/jobless/Canadian.

Why don't you go fuck yourself Mr. "I am american therefore better than you".

This liberal-minded canadian holds down a good job, supports a family, is on his way to buying a house and pays all his bills on time and is also working down student loan debts.

It's quotes like this by arrogant assholes like you that give all americans a bad name on the world stage.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 3, 2004, 2:32 pm

I want you Neost, to imagine if I said I was 26 years old, maybe even 30 - then you may realize what a sterotyping asshole you're being.

Me? You are the one that lumped the majority of americans into the unwashed ignorant category.

That's what really cranks me about this whole deal is you make accusations like that while doing the exact same fucking thing, but its ok when you do it. Anybody else gets called a "stereotyping asshole" if they disagree with you.

You sanctimonius, self-righteous twits think its fine to call names and make broad sweeping statements until someone does it to you then you cry "foul!".

If the situation were reversed and Kerry had won you would all be saying "stop your whining, its time to heal the division this election has caused, come over to our side, blah-fucking-blah".

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 3, 2004, 2:33 pm

I hope Michael Moore and his band of Slackers show up in 2008 to help out the democrats again. For anyone heading out of the country, be sure to pick up a copy of F/911. Whining liberals sicken me but I embrace them as part of the greatness that is the United States.

For the less whiny democrats, take this defeat in stride. The next 4 years were going to suck no matter who won. Take the time to reorganize and get a strong candidate prepared to go up against McCain/Giuliani in 2008.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » November 3, 2004, 2:35 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..

I know you're not saying that the voting should be 25, but, didn't you just finishing saying in another thread, old enough to die for the country, old enough to drink? You could add, old enough to vote.

But again, I know you weren't saying that.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:36 pm

Neost wrote:If the situation were reversed and Kerry had won you would all be saying "stop your whining, its time to heal the division this election has caused, come over to our side, blah-fucking-blah".

I enjoy bitching more than bragging - and I haven't posted more than a couple times in this forum before the election.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » November 3, 2004, 2:36 pm

Rellix wrote:
Akaran_D wrote:Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..
To be honest I care a lot more about who's running this country than anything else at this point. Regardless of what's going on in my life I have just as much of a chance of dying from a terrorist attack as you do.

Edit: Interestingly enough, voters between the ages of 18-29 made up 17% of the vote (CNN), which means we're voting just as much as all the other age groups.

Other age groups are voting in the upper twenties and thirties percentiles, try again spanky

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 3, 2004, 2:41 pm

Actually Lynks, I sorta was, but my mind is kinda wrapped up in a programming problem right now so I sorta had a brain misfire.

Thanks for pointing out the flaw. ><

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:42 pm

Sionistic wrote:
Rellix wrote:
Akaran_D wrote:Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..
To be honest I care a lot more about who's running this country than anything else at this point. Regardless of what's going on in my life I have just as much of a chance of dying from a terrorist attack as you do.

Edit: Interestingly enough, voters between the ages of 18-29 made up 17% of the vote (CNN), which means we're voting just as much as all the other age groups.
Other age groups are voting in the upper twenties and thirties percentiles, try again spanky

I was just going by CNN coverage, but I'm probably wrong in that case.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » November 3, 2004, 2:44 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Actually Lynks, I sorta was, but my mind is kinda wrapped up in a programming problem right now so I sorta had a brain misfire.

Thanks for pointing out the flaw. ><

NP, i know what programming can do to a brain.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » November 3, 2004, 2:46 pm

Rellix wrote:I was just going by CNN coverage, but I'm probably wrong in that case.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... =printable

This was not the breakout year for young voters that some had anticipated.

Fewer than one in 10 voters Tuesday were 18 to 24, about the same proportion of the electorate as in 2000, exit polls indicated.

Seeing as you're such an intellectual, I would have expected you to go by the numbers instead of blindly following what random_CNNcommentator_03 says. But what do I know, I'm just an ignorant redneck.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 3, 2004, 2:48 pm

Neost wrote:
If the situation were reversed and Kerry had won you would all be saying "stop your whining, its time to heal the division this election has caused, come over to our side, blah-fucking-blah".

I enjoy bitching more than bragging - and I haven't posted more than a couple times in this forum before the election.

C'mon there sparky, address how calling the majority of americans ignorant and is different from my challenge of your 18 year old view of the world. Or are you going to continue to pick out pieces of the post that move attention away from your attempts to appear morally superior to half the country while you are a "sterotyping asshole"?

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » November 3, 2004, 2:48 pm

Winnow wrote:For the less whiny democrats, take this defeat in stride. The next 4 years were going to suck no matter who won. Take the time to reorganize and get a strong candidate prepared to go up against McCain/Giuliani in 2008.

I think you will have a problem here. The present strategy has worked too well. I wouldn't give any moderate much of a chance in becoming the next republican candidate.

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » November 3, 2004, 2:51 pm

Neost wrote:
Neost wrote:
If the situation were reversed and Kerry had won you would all be saying "stop your whining, its time to heal the division this election has caused, come over to our side, blah-fucking-blah".

I enjoy bitching more than bragging - and I haven't posted more than a couple times in this forum before the election.
C'mon there sparky, address how calling the majority of americans ignorant and is different from my challenge of your 18 year old view of the world. Or are you going to continue to pick out pieces of the post that move attention away from your attempts to appear morally superior to half the country while you are a "sterotyping asshole"?

The guy is wise for his age.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 3, 2004, 2:51 pm

Give me a fucking break. I'll be out of here by the end of the day with the election over, so those of you who wish to push me out can breathe a sigh of relief.

Just want to apologize for actually voicing my opinion. Here's an idea: why don't you guys try to ban me so it ends earlier?

noel · Post by **noel** » November 3, 2004, 3:03 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Honestly I can see the viability of not allowing people to vote until they're 25. At 18, you've got a lot to worry about and probably don't give two shits about who's running the country and making decisions for you..

That might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen you say on this board.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 3, 2004, 3:05 pm

Yeah, and now that I look back at it, I'm not going to disagree with you.

Fuck java.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 3, 2004, 3:08 pm

Winnow wrote:I hope Michael Moore and his band of Slackers show up in 2008 to help out the democrats again. For anyone heading out of the country, be sure to pick up a copy of F/911. Whining liberals sicken me but I embrace them as part of the greatness that is the United States.

For the less whiny democrats, take this defeat in stride. The next 4 years were going to suck no matter who won. Take the time to reorganize and get a strong candidate prepared to go up against McCain/Giuliani in 2008.

I don't forsee McCain being a strong candidate anymore, I would have voted for him in 2000, but after seeing how much he bent over for Bush this year after how badly and lowclassedly (if thats a word ;p) Bush smeared him in the 2000 primaries, I don't think as many will find him an appealing candidate.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 3, 2004, 3:19 pm

McCain only had a chance as being the 2008 nominee if Bush lost.

The Conservatives have gained a ton of power within the GOP now, and they certainly will not let anyone like McCain or Giuliani (both pro-Choice) become nominees. Believe that.

Jeb Bush is much more likely.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 3, 2004, 3:20 pm

The only satisfaction i take from watching Bush win is knowing that Moore has miserably failed.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 3, 2004, 3:28 pm

Zamtuk wrote:The only satisfaction i take from watching Bush win is knowing that Moore has miserably failed.

I agree with that 100%.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » November 3, 2004, 3:34 pm

Winnow wrote: For the less whiny democrats, take this defeat in stride. The next 4 years were going to suck no matter who won. Take the time to reorganize and get a strong candidate prepared to go up against McCain/Giuliani in 2008.

I would if the safety of our country were not jeopardized. Oh well, here's to hoping I'm wrong.

Unlike Dubya, soon I will have an exit strategy.

-=Lohrno