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If I raped you, please post here, so that the world can know. Looking forward to all responses. ;)

PS Please PM me if you'd like to be raped by me. ;)
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Post by Adelrune Argenti »

I don't know if it was rape per se but you did molest me once in Las Vegas.
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How much will it cost me?! And where do I sign up?! :)
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I won't say you raped me, but you did send me some hot man sex0r PMs.
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Those were meant for me, Jice. Please forward those on next time.
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Fes, for you it's free. ;) Much <3 for the gay man!

Adel, I was cheating on you with Jice. :(
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No, but you stared at my ass several times...I can tell cuz it was hot! :P
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Post by Hesten »

Luckily there an easy way to aviod getting assraped by Noel (substitute John Malkovich with Noel, and youre all set):
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040516.html (and for those that wonder what the hell that was about, the first strip is here
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Canelek wrote:No, but you stared at my ass several times...I can tell cuz it was hot! :P
I'm still staring at it!
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Jesus wept.
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You never raped me. Kissed me twice though.
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right here
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You wanted to rape me but i said i was gay then you wanted some hot man sex so i agree'd
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My ass is still sore. :lol:
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Rape is funny, and it makes sense to joke about it.
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yep
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Kylere wrote:Rape is funny, and it makes sense to joke about it.
Very much so, everything is made to be joked about.
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this thread is hilarious!

Aran...er...Noel, you are a comedy god! :roll:
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You haven't raped me, but there's video proof of me raping you! OMG it's like christmas and memorial day rolled into one for Atokal. RUB ONE OUT FOR ME, LIL BUDDY!
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Jesus says, 'Love into others'.


That's right, right?
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Post by Keverian FireCry »

Rape isn't funny at all. One day i was on this bike ride in seattle and this mysterious rider came speeding up behind me and knocked me off my bike. He proceeded to rape me in the butt. Never caught the guy either...all i can remember is that he had this prissy brad pitt t-shirt on...oh wait!!
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Keverian FireCry wrote:Rape isn't funny at all. One day i was on this bike ride in seattle and this mysterious rider came speeding up behind me and knocked me off my bike. He proceeded to rape me in the butt. Never caught the guy either...all i can remember is that he had this prissy brad pitt t-shirt on...oh wait!!
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PM inc! :wink:
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Looks like we got a maricon-ga line forming here!
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I always thought that you "can't rape the willing". Or is it, "You can't push a rope".
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Post by Taly »

this is so sad

you know the world is going down the shitter when people make fun of such things!

yeah flame me all ya want, you people need some serious fucking help
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Someone must have raped Taly's brain, that explains it.
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cant rape what doesnt exist....
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Maybe she can get another loot out of the carnal act.
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Taly wrote:this is so sad

you know the world is going down the shitter when people make fun of such things!

yeah flame me all ya want, you people need some serious fucking help
What are you going to do about rape? It exists and it's fucking sad, but lamenting it and crying doesn't do shit. If you can't make light of life then you might as well get started on the heavy-duty anti-depressants now...
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what if someone started a thread entitled: Post here if I molested your children?

is that funny too?
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Spang wrote:what if someone started a thread entitled: Post here if I molested your children?

is that funny too?
Only if Atokal posted it. Man, that'd be comic GOLD!
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Context, people. Context.
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I only remember being on one raid with you but you never said one word to me. :cry:

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how many times do we have to fucking go over this.

If I go out tomorrow to the doctor, and he says, "You stupid fuck, you have cancer!"

You think i'm going to sit around crying about it, fuck no...i'm going to make every joke i can, and laugh my ass into the grave, because at least I'll be enjoying myself in the mean time.


But, then again...what else should I expect from people who are spoonfed everything they believe.
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noel reaped me.

with a scythe.

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If I go out tomorrow to the doctor, and he says, "You stupid fuck, you have cancer!"

You think i'm going to sit around crying about it, fuck no...i'm going to make every joke i can, and laugh my ass into the grave, because at least I'll be enjoying myself in the mean time.
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I thought it was pretty funny. Humor is always the best way to view things in my opinion.
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Taly wrote:this is so sad

you know the world is going down the shitter when people make fun of such things!

yeah flame me all ya want, you people need some serious fucking help
Don't think rapists need any of that!
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does anyone know anoyne that's been raped?

if so, how many times do hear them joke about it?

just curious.
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Spang wrote:does anyone know anoyne that's been raped?

if so, how many times do hear them joke about it?

just curious.
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i've never been raped.
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I know a few women that have been raped...

Only one jokes about it, and she jokes about it a lot. She's not embarassed or ashamed of herself or her past. Shit happens, and you either get over it or you allow it to destroy you.

I guess it is her way of dealing with it. This happened to her when she was 16, and now she is almost 40. After that many years, I guess you adjust to what is comfortable to you. And yes, to answer your question, she is just fine with other people joking about rape. If I had her email address I'd forward this to her so she could get a good laugh. And she certaily would laugh.
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