Wildlife Hunting at its finest

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 7, 2004, 12:07 am

Score!

I still see a bunch more behind you that you can blast you freaks!

Animale · Post by **Animale** » May 7, 2004, 12:11 am

Those are the decoys.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 7, 2004, 1:12 am

and people thought Trench Warfare had no practical use...

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » May 7, 2004, 1:17 am

Animale wrote:Those are the decoys.

I think not, sir. There is blood on some of them.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » May 7, 2004, 1:32 am

The guy on the right is sleeping!

Adela · Post by **Adela** » May 7, 2004, 1:32 am

He means the ones behind them silly goose

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » May 7, 2004, 11:07 am

Oh hah. Well, then he would be wrong there too, I think.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » May 7, 2004, 11:29 am

I hope they turned around and killed the rest. Those damn geese are becoming a huge nuisance. It is getting to the point around here that you can't go anywhere there is water and not have hundreds of the vile things shitting all over.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 7, 2004, 11:38 am

Canadian terrorism at its finest.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » May 7, 2004, 11:40 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I hope they turned around and killed the rest. Those damn geese are becoming a huge nuisance. It is getting to the point around here that you can't go anywhere there is water and not have hundreds of the vile things shitting all over.

I wonder if they think the same about us.

Animale · Post by **Animale** » May 7, 2004, 11:54 am

Look closely at the geese behind 'em. There are only 3 poses present, neck down, neck up, and neck stratching their backs. Classic decoy poses. Also, the neck down are all at the same angle down, as are the neck up... same angle. Conclusion... plastic birds.

Animale

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » May 7, 2004, 1:01 pm

Psyloche wrote:
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I hope they turned around and killed the rest. Those damn geese are becoming a huge nuisance. It is getting to the point around here that you can't go anywhere there is water and not have hundreds of the vile things shitting all over.
I wonder if they think the same about us.

And the lawd said, "Those with opposable thumbs, shall rule teh Earth"

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 7, 2004, 1:42 pm

Animale wrote:Look closely at the geese behind 'em. There are only 3 poses present, neck down, neck up, and neck stratching their backs. Classic decoy poses. Also, the neck down are all at the same angle down, as are the neck up... same angle. Conclusion... plastic birds.

Animale

Should shoot them anyway. It's the only way to be sure.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » May 7, 2004, 1:45 pm

Goose: Hey guys, what's up? Any good feeding here? Guys?? Oh, shi...

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » May 7, 2004, 2:50 pm

If you aren't with us, you are against us!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 7, 2004, 2:58 pm

My uncle and I once accidentally caught a goose fishing. Was a motherfucker getting the hook out of it's bill. Comedy value increased TENFOLD when a F&W officer came upon us and tried to fine us for hunting out of season. True story.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 7, 2004, 9:27 pm

The one on the right is the decoy hunter that comes when you buy 20 decoy geese. It is used in order to take home more than what you're permitted to normally. It comes with air pump to simulate breathing and snoring.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » May 7, 2004, 9:43 pm

Aslanna wrote:The guy on the right is sleeping!

or pissing

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » May 7, 2004, 11:21 pm

They may be decoys but "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!!"

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 8, 2004, 1:33 pm

Goose is good eatin'

Rekaar. · Post by **Rekaar.** » May 8, 2004, 3:17 pm

Winnow you make it sound like there's something wrong with hunting for food?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » May 8, 2004, 3:19 pm

aren't canadian geese protected? at least in nesting season

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 8, 2004, 4:39 pm

Rekaar. wrote:Winnow you make it sound like there's something wrong with hunting for food?

Those four look like stuffed turkeys already to me! ...probably a little Wild Turkey involved as well.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » May 8, 2004, 5:36 pm

People on this board believe in the Meat Fairy. When you go to sleep, the Meat Fairy sneaks into your house and magically produces poulty and beef without harming animals at all. Sometimes, the Meat Fairy takes a shit in your fridge....that is where bacon comes from.

Anti-hunting dumbasses should at least remove the burgers from their desk before making comments about how hunting and killing defenseless animals is teh debil.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » May 8, 2004, 5:48 pm

Ennia wrote:aren't canadian geese protected? at least in nesting season

The hunting season for geese falls during the fall/winter migration well after nesting and fledging...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 8, 2004, 6:09 pm

While there may be a few meat fairies on VV like Fesuni, I don't recall this thread being anything about anti hunting.

If you removed the dead birds from the picture, those four good'ol boys in the picture would still make me laugh.

How's this?

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » May 8, 2004, 6:52 pm

hehehe I think he is pissing also.

miir · Post by **miir** » May 10, 2004, 12:11 pm

Ennia wrote:aren't canadian geese protected? at least in nesting season

The geese aren't Canadian.... they are Canada Geese.

Anti-hunting dumbasses should at least remove the burgers from their desk before making comments about how hunting and killing defenseless animals is teh debil.

What thread are you reading?
There's no anti-hunting rhetoric in this thread.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 10, 2004, 12:44 pm

I'd pay more for my burgers if they certified the cow had been killed in unarmed combat, mano-a-mano.

miir · Post by **miir** » May 10, 2004, 1:07 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:I'd pay more for my burgers if they certified the cow had been killed in unarmed combat, mano-a-mano.

I'd pay to see that.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 10, 2004, 1:28 pm

miir wrote:
vn_Tanc wrote:I'd pay more for my burgers if they certified the cow had been killed in unarmed combat, mano-a-mano.
I'd pay to see that.

hehe

There was a martial arts spoof movie that had a matrix type battle between a cow and a man. The cow was firing blasts of milk from its utters. Chaos ensued.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 10, 2004, 1:32 pm

Kung Pow - Enter The Fist was funny as all hell.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » May 10, 2004, 1:34 pm

Now Heron is good eats. Maybe some Spotted Owl too.