New Haiku Contest!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 19, 2004, 12:34 am

Pretend you are Midnyte. Write a haiku. Best one wins 1 MILLION VVs!

The only rule is you have to write it in Midnyte's voice!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 19, 2004, 12:36 am

stupid black people
why don't they all go get jobs
instead of welfare

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 19, 2004, 12:45 am

being a moron
its hard not to say dumb things
my kids have no chance

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 19, 2004, 12:52 am

I'm not a racist
I just hate Jews, Blacks, and Spics
Oh and Towel Heads

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 19, 2004, 12:54 am

kill all gay people
they are a bane to our lives
i'm secretly gay...

Adela · Post by **Adela** » April 19, 2004, 1:09 am

i often ponder
why i love penis flavor
and wear pink panties

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » April 19, 2004, 1:20 am

Any thread designed for the sole purpose of insulting a single person belongs in the retard section with all the other "so and so sucks" threads as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention the fact that from the looks of this it's going to be another worthless thread consisting primarily of "midnyte makes racists comments every post, but i cant find a single racist thing hes ever said lolol"

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 19, 2004, 1:23 am

brotha has my back
while he is hanging on there
he can fuck my ass

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » April 19, 2004, 2:05 am

brilliant!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 19, 2004, 3:21 am

I want to haiku! This topic doesn't spark my creativity though!

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » April 19, 2004, 3:44 am

I'm no homophobe

But you fags are all abnormal defects

Even if you are white

Post by **Sylvus** » April 19, 2004, 4:15 am

Brotha wrote:Any thread designed for the sole purpose of insulting a single person belongs in the retard section with all the other "so and so sucks" threads as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention the fact that from the looks of this it's going to be another worthless thread consisting primarily of "midnyte makes racists comments every post, but i cant find a single racist thing hes ever said lolol"

I'll tell you what, pick a fucking target and start a thread like this and I promise you that if anyone else moves it to another forum I'll bring it back here.

Alternatively, start your own fucking board and feel free to move posts to wherever you feel they belong.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 19, 2004, 9:22 am

Brotha wrote:Any thread designed for the sole purpose of insulting a single person belongs in the retard section with all the other "so and so sucks" threads as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention the fact that from the looks of this it's going to be another worthless thread consisting primarily of "midnyte makes racists comments every post, but i cant find a single racist thing hes ever said lolol"

why don't you fucking cry some more you fucking pussy?

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » April 19, 2004, 10:11 am

Seriously, Brotha, Kyo's third haiku is hilarious!

laugh, you fucken' robot, laugh! I truly doubt this is anything other than a semi-good natured ribben'.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 19, 2004, 10:34 am

My Daddy finds me
Time of the day is Midnyte
He spanks very good

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 19, 2004, 10:56 am

I live in Flint
Because its all I can afford
My name is Kylere

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 19, 2004, 11:03 am

Cartals you lame motherfucker, at least you could do it in the form of a haiku. You know, if you take your hand off your dick, you can use your fingers to count the syllables.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 19, 2004, 11:12 am

My views are my own
That's what Bush tells me to say
Ignorance is bliss

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 19, 2004, 12:06 pm

Brotha wrote:Any thread designed for the sole purpose of insulting a single person belongs in the retard section with all the other "so and so sucks" threads as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention the fact that from the looks of this it's going to be another worthless thread consisting primarily of "midnyte makes racists comments every post, but i cant find a single racist thing hes ever said lolol"

noel · Post by **noel** » April 19, 2004, 12:43 pm

Metanis, Brotha,
and my buddies in the Klan
They understand me

See Brotha Cry
We are all just so unfair
Cry Brotha, cry.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 19, 2004, 1:16 pm

Hate to agree with Brotha.. but I find this thread in bad form as well.

I dislike Midnyte's posts as much as most people here, but he offers up enough material on his own in other threads to "discuss" that making a new thread just to make fun of him seems a bit of a waste of space.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 19, 2004, 1:23 pm

lalanae stop this
stick to sodomy and pie
I will help you out

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 19, 2004, 1:38 pm

noted

this has amused a few of us in irc, so sorry if you dont like it. You don't have to come back!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » April 19, 2004, 1:56 pm

You will note that I
Have not put a Haiku here
But I was tempted

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 19, 2004, 2:14 pm

Looks like someone has
been annoying liberals.
Fuck fair & balanced!

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » April 19, 2004, 2:50 pm

Damn, I must say, it really hurts my self esteem being called a pussy by a bunch of losers who pretty much live on an internet messageboard 24/7. I'm going to continue crying now...

I think we all know that if Shaerra had made a thread asking for haikus to insult any number of people here that it would A. have 30 responses calling her a petty bitch or B. be in the retard section. But I'm glad starting a thread on an everquest messageboard to insult someone has given you something to talk about in IRC, now take a step back and see how fucking stupid you look.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 19, 2004, 2:55 pm

Brotha wrote:Damn, I must say, it really hurts my self esteem being called a pussy by a bunch of losers who pretty much live on an internet messageboard 24/7. I'm going to continue crying now...

I think we all know that if Shaerra had made a thread asking for haikus to insult any number of people here that it would A. have 30 responses calling her a petty bitch or B. be in the retard section. But I'm glad starting a thread on an everquest messageboard to insult someone has given you something to talk about in IRC, now take a step back and see how fucking stupid you look.

Hell why take a step back? They know how pathetic they are.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 19, 2004, 2:56 pm

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 19, 2004, 3:19 pm

When I sleep at work
I sometimes fart in my sleep
Coworkers hate me

Menelaos · Post by **Menelaos** » April 19, 2004, 3:20 pm

Note that if you really didn't care, you wouldn't be posting here to defend yourself. Biznatch.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » April 19, 2004, 3:29 pm

The sores are deep man,
1-2-3-4-5-seven,
The sores are pussy

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 19, 2004, 3:48 pm

Brotha wrote:Damn, I must say, it really hurts my self esteem being called a pussy by a bunch of losers who pretty much live on an internet messageboard 24/7. I'm going to continue crying now...

I think we all know that if Shaerra had made a thread asking for haikus to insult any number of people here that it would A. have 30 responses calling her a petty bitch or B. be in the retard section. But I'm glad starting a thread on an everquest messageboard to insult someone has given you something to talk about in IRC, now take a step back and see how fucking stupid you look.

The difference is that Shaerra is a petty bitch and while even though I rarely agree with Lalanae, she is a much better human being than Shaerra.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 19, 2004, 3:52 pm

Kylere likes to post
Never says a damn thing good
Please Delete him

Post by **Sylvus** » April 19, 2004, 4:57 pm

Brotha wrote:Damn, I must say, it really hurts my self esteem being called a pussy by a bunch of losers who pretty much live on an internet messageboard 24/7. I'm going to continue crying now...

Your peers, you mean? YOU READ THE FUCKING BOARD YOU ASSHOLE. Jesus Christ, I swear to god I'm going to fucking ban the next douchebag who tries to call people losers or whatever for reading a message board BY WRITING IT ON THE SAME FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD THAT HE READS.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 19, 2004, 5:03 pm

Sylvus, its ok.
Deep breaths, and just remember
Peace and Goddamn Shad.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » April 19, 2004, 5:20 pm

Brother defends me

Because I am too stupid to myself

Especially while smoking his pole

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » April 19, 2004, 5:40 pm

I can't count well
Haiku just isn't my forte
Look out for teh cart.

Midnyte is too weird
I thought I've heard him before
Oh yeah, it's Rummy

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 19, 2004, 5:45 pm

Although I disargee with Brotha's approach to this thread and with most of what Midnyte says...

This is nothing but an internet lynching on someone that a large enough population of this board does not agree with...and whether you like it or not, in my opinion it's just wrong...

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » April 19, 2004, 5:58 pm

Bring back the A-Team.
Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face...
...and of course B.A.

Face thinks he's the shit?
Mr. T puts the smack down.
Face best be steppin'.

Mohawks and gold chains -
There are fools to be pitied...
and he pities them.

No love for Murdoch...
No time for jibba jabba...
Mr. T is grumpy.

B.A. hates flying.
"Ain't going on no plane, foo'."
Have some milk, B.A.

Black T drinks white milk.
Oh! The juxtaposition!
Sweet, sweet irony.

Asleep like a lamb
B.A. flies high overhead...
Same time next week, T.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 19, 2004, 6:02 pm

nothing important
i did it for the VV's
that is all, the end

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » April 19, 2004, 6:16 pm

Sylvus wrote:Your peers, you mean? YOU READ THE FUCKING BOARD YOU ASSHOLE. Jesus Christ, I swear to god I'm going to fucking ban the next douchebag who tries to call people losers or whatever for reading a message board BY WRITING IT ON THE SAME FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD THAT HE READS.

Context my man, context. I think it's pertinent to point out that the people calling me a pussy are the exact ones who surf this message board all day trying to enlarge their pathetic little internet cocks by putting others down. To me, that's a direct sign of being a pussy, as well as a loser.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 19, 2004, 6:50 pm

Don't you dare try to take some noble high-ground Brotha. Your posts on this thread are total bullshit. This forum is flamevault. It is not for the faint of heart, and if you can't handle it too fucking bad.

PLENTY of people have had special threads dedicated to them, and I have never once seen you come to their defense. The only reason you're doing it now is because you know for a fact that this thread could very well have been directed at you. Don't act all noble. I've never seen you defend Shaerra, Sweetkastings, Atokal, Cartalas, Kyoukan, or anyone else that has had the pleasure of a flame thread dedicated to them on this board. I think I take more shit on this board than anyone, and you don't see me crying like a little bitch. Sack up and shut the fuck up or find another board to spread your one-sided, blind-faith, bullshit.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 19, 2004, 7:41 pm

brotha hates this thread
time for holier than thou
sandy vagina

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 19, 2004, 9:01 pm

Oh no you didn'
You best be steppin' off bitch
Make me a sandwich

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 19, 2004, 9:52 pm

I love teh womanz
I am a P. I. M. P.
Or at least I wish

White is Master Race
All others must perish now
All hail Lord Hitler

My ass is in pain
Too much man love from Brotha
But I still like it

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » April 19, 2004, 10:23 pm

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 20, 2004, 5:15 am

by the way...the only one who called you a pussy was me. So stop this plural collective, fighting the masses bullshit...because noone else said it.

I'm also amazed at your use of the overplayed internet cock card...I rarely step out of my corner unless something just really stands out at me. Like your sniveling and crying in this thread.

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » April 20, 2004, 10:57 am

Joking in poor taste,
Friends take the good with the bad,
Chin up, Mid, my friend.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 20, 2004, 12:08 pm

archeiron wrote:Joking in poor taste,
Friends take the good with the bad,
Chin up, Mid, my friend.

yeah. i think some of this was in good fun, but a lot of it was fairly mean-spirited. which is fine i guess if it makes the 'virtual high fiving' that much better.

i think fesuni hit the nail on the head.

i disagree with Mid's politics about 110%, but yet he and I manage to have a pretty good friendship in EQ. in spite of the fact that i have way too many posts on this messageboard, i also manage not to take 99% of it seriously, which i think is important.

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » April 20, 2004, 12:16 pm

I think Voro just said what I was at a certain loss of words for.