Why you need to keep Rover out of the room while screwing

Krurk · Post by **Krurk** » April 12, 2004, 10:43 pm

Dear SFSI, Hi. I was knotted by my dog one night after a night out on the town with my hubby & lots to drink . When we got home we got into some heavy oral sex , he was on the bed me on my knees on the floor. My dog came up behind me & started licking me & because of the booze I never clued in what was going on , only that I was getting very excited. That when he mounted me & started banning away again I was so into sex I still didn't notice that it was my dog until his knot was inside me & growing , at 1st I tried to get him off but we were locked then he shot his load into me & I had the biggest orgasm ever . My hubby tried to get him off me but couldn't , we had to wait till he got smaller , all the while I was crying.

My hubby was very supportive and said it was OK & kind of sexy & I loved the whole feeling & wanted to do it again . After my hubby gave me the best bannging ever. The dog seemed interested, so we repeated everything again and loved it. The next day I felt guilty & dirty , thinking am I bad or is it all my fault , my hubby would leave me , he could never love me after letting our dog fuck me not just once but multiple times. He reassured me that he loves me & will never leave me & says that I can do the dog any time I want as long as he's there , & yes I want to be knotted so bad but feel like God is going to punish me . I don't know how to deal with all these feelings, please advise me.

Thanks for your question. We cannot tell you if this is right or wrong, nor can we tell you whether to continue with this activity. Our main focus always starts with consent, and seeing that dogs do not speak or are able to communicate clearly to us "yes or no," you have to look at this first. Animals are sexual beings. Most of the time as our pets, they are cut off from their regular outlet for sex. If an animal comes up to you and wants to be sexual, some people see that as the animal giving consent, but beware of what you wish for. Animals don't have discretion and perspective. It might be enjoyable for you, the dog and your hubby to get busy one night, but if the dog walks in with an erection and tries to mount you during a formal dinner party, it could be a problem. As for God, again, that is up to you. As for your hubby, you said he is happy with it and wants to do it again, so that answers that question.

Some risks to keep in mind about having sex with a dog: Severe scratching, possible mauling & biting, K-9 bacteria (they do lick their bums), and inability to uncouple. Last but not least, the dog's penis contains a bone in it and can cause injury and perforation. If you have any other questions, please give us a call at the number below.

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 12, 2004, 10:55 pm

that has to be fake

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » April 12, 2004, 11:16 pm

My knot is huge

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 13, 2004, 9:31 am

My knot is not

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 13, 2004, 9:46 am

And I thought I had troubles with the kittens thinking that the hand movements under the covers is a mouse that needs to be pounced on with all claws and teeth...

Ravenwind · Post by **Ravenwind** » April 13, 2004, 11:48 am

Akaran_D You crack me up

Rav

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 13, 2004, 12:17 pm

tho seriously, getting kitten-torpedo'd while mindlessly scratching your wanker is NOT a fun way to wake up ><

Siji · Post by **Siji** » April 13, 2004, 1:26 pm

Akaran_D wrote:tho seriously, getting kitten-torpedo'd while mindlessly scratching your wanker is NOT a fun way to wake up ><

The funniest part of that is having experienced it myself multiple times.. the worst part is having two cats and being double teamed in the above action.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » April 13, 2004, 1:27 pm

Commercial where the guy walks out of the shower and touches his girlfriend's laptop and the dog attacks his nuts comes to mind heh.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » April 13, 2004, 1:27 pm

wtf, you have a cat attack your nutsack and let it keep its claws? Are you a glutton for punishment?

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 13, 2004, 1:30 pm

More like concern for the thing if it ever got out.. we have 7 cats, and some unfriendly animals in the neighborhood (Dogs, possums, ect). If somthing bad happens, want to give them at least a fighting chance.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » April 13, 2004, 1:32 pm

So it regards your unit as an "unfriendly animal"?

You're still not making a good case here for genital flavored animal-chow.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 13, 2004, 2:43 pm

cats don't defend themselves wth their front claws. I had my cat's fronts removed when he wouldn't stop using every piece of furniture except for the scratching post for a scratching post. he still went outside every day and even got in some fights. cats fight by rolling onto their backs and gouging wth their rear legs which are much more powerful. the front claws are for climbing and snagging prey.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 13, 2004, 2:55 pm

Cat front claws work well for poking holes in thousand dollar speakers. I didn't declaw the cat though. I figured he'd need those claws to defend himself at the shelter.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 13, 2004, 7:13 pm

They don't call it doggy style for nothing!