I ate pussy for about an hour last night.
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I ate pussy for about an hour last night.
Then I woke up. I didn't really WANT to wake up. I had been eating Cindy Crawford's pussy for about an hour, and it was very sweet.
Well, not JUST Cindy. Most of the really hot girls in my high school got a lick too. Sometimes I had to look all over my parents house and REALLY concentrate to "find" them, but when I did, it was munchy time!
Well, I did do some fucking as well, but pussy was the one thing that didn't disipate into a dream haze or bring me closer to waking life after 10 seconds.
Why the hell do hard-ons wake you up from good dreams? Is it because they push against your underwear? I think I'll sleep naked tommorrow to test my theory.
I'm one of the lucky 10% who dream in color. I'm very proud.
This is the third night in a row where I've taken control of my dreams. For some reason, all three nights have yielded a good full hour of controlled dreaming.
If you haven't seen the movie "Waking Life", go see it. The pointers they give you on gaining self awareness in the dream world WORK. I did the light switches test last night, and was rewarded with a fun-filled hour of fucking and sucking.
I even fucked Kyoukan, though she kept spawning a mans head while giving me a blowjob. I don't know what Kyoukan looks like, but it was definitely him/her/him. After she/he/it/whatever finished, I threw whatever it was into a river/pool/oil pit thingy. However, you did a pretty good job up until then. Congratulations!
Well, not JUST Cindy. Most of the really hot girls in my high school got a lick too. Sometimes I had to look all over my parents house and REALLY concentrate to "find" them, but when I did, it was munchy time!
Well, I did do some fucking as well, but pussy was the one thing that didn't disipate into a dream haze or bring me closer to waking life after 10 seconds.
Why the hell do hard-ons wake you up from good dreams? Is it because they push against your underwear? I think I'll sleep naked tommorrow to test my theory.
I'm one of the lucky 10% who dream in color. I'm very proud.
This is the third night in a row where I've taken control of my dreams. For some reason, all three nights have yielded a good full hour of controlled dreaming.
If you haven't seen the movie "Waking Life", go see it. The pointers they give you on gaining self awareness in the dream world WORK. I did the light switches test last night, and was rewarded with a fun-filled hour of fucking and sucking.
I even fucked Kyoukan, though she kept spawning a mans head while giving me a blowjob. I don't know what Kyoukan looks like, but it was definitely him/her/him. After she/he/it/whatever finished, I threw whatever it was into a river/pool/oil pit thingy. However, you did a pretty good job up until then. Congratulations!
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Searyx Fairyslayer
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Zou, you know I dont post a lot of useless shit here, so when I do, I usually mean it.
Please ban this retard. A long time ago, it was funny to watch people be baited by him, laugh at his hopelessness, etc. but such a time has long since passed, and he brings nothing but aggrivation.
Thanks in advance = )
Please ban this retard. A long time ago, it was funny to watch people be baited by him, laugh at his hopelessness, etc. but such a time has long since passed, and he brings nothing but aggrivation.
Thanks in advance = )
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I find it sad that he's getting off on his dreams. To bad it's not a reality, and from the looks of it, it will never be.
Safe travels in your dreams! And if you ever get some IRL, please don't forget to use some protection.. i'd hate to see a spawn of you running around this earth.
Ciao!
Safe travels in your dreams! And if you ever get some IRL, please don't forget to use some protection.. i'd hate to see a spawn of you running around this earth.
Ciao!
Coatlicue Tlatoani [Retired] ~ Keepers of the Elements ~ Keeper of the Gnome
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
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Did any of you watch the Cincinnati vs Atlanta game last night?
Could the Bengals have sucked anymore than they did?
I cracked up laughing when the announcer tossed out a few lines about the teams, "Well, they've both had several years of losing seasons...they don't have a lot of fans anymore *booth laughs*..."
Bah! Y'all probably dream in black and white too!
Could the Bengals have sucked anymore than they did?
I cracked up laughing when the announcer tossed out a few lines about the teams, "Well, they've both had several years of losing seasons...they don't have a lot of fans anymore *booth laughs*..."
Bah! Y'all probably dream in black and white too!
Searyx Fairyslayer
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Officer of Vae Victis on the Crushbone Server
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Officer of Vae Victis on the Crushbone Server
the very fact that you imagine that your face would ever find itself nestled in the welcoming gape of female genitalia is an affront to all able bodied red blooded men on the face of this earth.
i seriously hope the next time you try to sate your appetites you lynch yourself from the showercurtain instead of achieving autoerotic asphysxiation.
outside of the fact that perhaps if we through you in a coal furnace you'd power a desklamp for 2.3 seconds you are utterly useless.
in the interim between now and your banning, post more stories of your dad telling you to keep your hands off his myst CDs. if you have any of him beating you over the head with a 2x4 that would own.
video would be great as well. and don't try to fake it, we'll know that if the kid isnt on his hands and knees begging to be whipped it isn't you.
i seriously hope the next time you try to sate your appetites you lynch yourself from the showercurtain instead of achieving autoerotic asphysxiation.
outside of the fact that perhaps if we through you in a coal furnace you'd power a desklamp for 2.3 seconds you are utterly useless.
in the interim between now and your banning, post more stories of your dad telling you to keep your hands off his myst CDs. if you have any of him beating you over the head with a 2x4 that would own.
video would be great as well. and don't try to fake it, we'll know that if the kid isnt on his hands and knees begging to be whipped it isn't you.
Under or over level 50 thing doesnt matter. What matters is the retard quotent associated with his posts. I won't even begin to comment on the sadness that is Searyx, on like...every level and just say that:
It boils down to community self policing.
The majority of the Veeshan community that reads/posts here would benefit immensely by not reading Searyx's retarded bullshit.
C'mon Zou, pull the pin
It boils down to community self policing.
The majority of the Veeshan community that reads/posts here would benefit immensely by not reading Searyx's retarded bullshit.
C'mon Zou, pull the pin
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Searyx (no ego) Child Porn promoting POS! MOVE THE FUCK ON! We are all sick of your bullshit! Seriously why don't you take your sick shit and post it where you will reach the rest of the lowest common denomiator? Find some sick kiddie porn sight and post away to your hearts content but STFU and stop posting here.
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if you get flamed by Coatie, that means you're not allowed to post anymore, mmmmk? ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Coatlicue Tlatoani [Retired] ~ Keepers of the Elements ~ Keeper of the Gnome
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
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STFU!
You know those annoying little bugs that just flys around you all day long and you just can't get rid of it?
/swap Searyx!
Get a clue!
You know those annoying little bugs that just flys around you all day long and you just can't get rid of it?
/swap Searyx!
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Get a clue!
Coatlicue Tlatoani [Retired] ~ Keepers of the Elements ~ Keeper of the Gnome
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.
Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
Ya know I was gonna leave the other poll alone seeing I was well beyond fucked up last night, but since you decided to bring my name into your poll, I guess im kinnda inclined to post.
When will you fucking realize that NO ONE here cares anything about what you have to say. I have yet to see anyone say aww come on lets let him stay. Its always the fucking same GO THE FUCK AWAY or does that not ring a bell in that thing you call a brain. Go buy a fucking clue and leave dumbass.
When will you fucking realize that NO ONE here cares anything about what you have to say. I have yet to see anyone say aww come on lets let him stay. Its always the fucking same GO THE FUCK AWAY or does that not ring a bell in that thing you call a brain. Go buy a fucking clue and leave dumbass.
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He means
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