Eye Jewelry!

Avatarofmal · Post by **Avatarofmal** » April 7, 2004, 4:45 pm

Amazing new fashion trend or insanity, you be the judge...

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961/

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 7, 2004, 4:47 pm

I saw that on yahoo news too - seriously fucked up

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 7, 2004, 4:56 pm

retarded

Vailex Darkfury · Post by **Vailex Darkfury** » April 7, 2004, 4:58 pm

huh? wtf. Hooray for the Dutch!

emmer · Post by **emmer** » April 7, 2004, 5:06 pm

Canelek tells you, "any word on how the Broncos mucous implant is coming along" <---WTF

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » April 7, 2004, 5:29 pm

I remember back when people thought I was phuucking insane for cleaning out my ear with a Q-Tip.

Eye+shit in your eye = Pain and blind idiots.

Lets progress the eye art scenario:

Scene opens in a bar. Average looking woman at bar drinking alone. Pilsbury has his lay of the bar and notices said '4-rated' - girl.
Pilsbury ignores girl as she is not a stripper or twins and orders his trendy drink. He glances over to the wall flower and notices a butterfly in her fucking eye.
Pils sports wood and must have the lucky contestant now. Chalk one up for eye art.

That whole story just made me shudder.

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » April 7, 2004, 5:33 pm

!!muy es stupido!!!

Metaphantasus · Post by **Metaphantasus** » April 7, 2004, 6:25 pm

I'm so proud of human evolution............. NEG!!!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 7, 2004, 9:02 pm

Seebs wrote:Average looking woman at bar drinking alone. Pilsbury has his lay of the bar and notices said '4-rated' - girl.
Pilsbury ignores girl as she is not a stripper or twins and orders his trendy drink.

LOL

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » April 7, 2004, 9:16 pm

can i put a magnet up to the eye?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 7, 2004, 10:31 pm

emmer wrote:Canelek tells you, "any word on how the Broncos mucous implant is coming along" <---WTF

WTF!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 7, 2004, 11:08 pm

I'd get a superfluous iris implanted.

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 7, 2004, 11:09 pm

i didnt notice in the article if it said it obstructed your vision at all? anyone know?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 7, 2004, 11:25 pm

It wouldn't obstruct vision, it doesn cover the retina/iris or anything like that. It's more towards the corner of your eye, in the white.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » April 8, 2004, 2:39 am

i wonder how far after surgery that pic is taken, id say a bit judging by the lash extender makeup

in which case, thats a fucking ugly eyeball

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 8, 2004, 8:33 am

That's gonna look really nice when it gets infected and pus start shooting out of it everytime said retard blinks.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 8, 2004, 11:14 am

that's just downright retarded and disgusting.
whats next? spinal cord jewelry?
anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Taly · Post by **Taly** » April 8, 2004, 1:14 pm

thats so wrong

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » April 8, 2004, 1:45 pm

anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Patent Pending!!

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » April 8, 2004, 1:47 pm

On a serious note. Why the fuck would you even venture into fucking around with your vision for cosmetic purposes!!!?? It's your god damn vision man!!

Hell, I am still afraid of laser eye surgery.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 8, 2004, 1:49 pm

Sylvos wrote: anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Anus rings with cookie cutter grates that split your poo up into fancy shapes.

Good luck!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » April 8, 2004, 3:04 pm

I don't chew so well so I'd plug those fuckers up immediately.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 8, 2004, 3:22 pm

Winnow wrote:
Sylvos wrote: anus piercings that jingle when you walk?
Anus rings with cookie cutter grates that split your poo up into fancy shapes.

Good luck!

They already have these out on the market. I can't remember the web site that has them for sale though.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 8, 2004, 3:26 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:
They already have these out on the market. I can't remember the web site that has them for sale though.

There goes my millions.

/cancel shitshapes.com

I hope you're not lying to me just to get the jump on my idea! I was going to see if I could get Cartman's mom to be in ads.