MAD $$$ - Anti-Swede Contest! COMPLETED!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 23, 2004, 3:38 pm

And the rulings of the judges are in!

Third prize, partly for his great honesty: Wonko playing the 'Danish beer' card - as most people know, swedish is beer is second only to mass produced american beer in shittiness, whereas Danish beer is yummm.

Runner up: Teh Boo! Despite the fact that it was not an original work, the link helped illustrate to many just why Sweden and swedes suck so much.

And the winner of the grand prize of Sixty Million VV's is...maestro, drumroll please?

STRAGI! who expressed in art what words cannot say.

Congratulations, all, and thank you to all the contestants! The prizes have been given out.

(original post follows)

With a total prizesum of <pinky in mouth>

ONE HUNDRED MILLION VEEVEES!

What I want:
A convincing argument, be it in song, essay-form, animation, artwork, choreography, that Danes are superior to Swedes.

The Prizes:
GRAND PRIZE: 60 million (60,000,000) VVs
Runner Up Prize: 25 million (25,000,000) VVs
Third Prize: 15 million (15,000,000) VVs

Final date for entries will be April 1st, 2004.

The Judge's ruling will be final!

and have at it!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 23, 2004, 3:40 pm

What the hell, this contest is IMPOSSIBLE!

miir · Post by **miir** » March 23, 2004, 3:43 pm

Danes = pie
Swedes = cake

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2004, 3:46 pm

Danish Tour de France winners:

Swedish Tour de France winners:

*crickets*

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » March 23, 2004, 4:17 pm

So you entering a contest where Drolgin a Dane will call a winner on April 1 st, good luck!

Barsebäck > Köpenhamn

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2004, 4:21 pm

Drolgin = Danish

Leyor = Swedish

60 million Veevees biotch!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 23, 2004, 4:22 pm

Hamlet was a Dane.

This guy was a Swede.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » March 23, 2004, 4:35 pm

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » March 23, 2004, 4:52 pm

We would not be here today if it was not for:

http://www.research.att.com/~bs/homepage.html

Bjarne Stroustrup invented C++ Language.

k thx carry on. I win.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2004, 4:57 pm

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/comp ... &langue=us

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 23, 2004, 5:14 pm

Actually Leyor is danish too.

As for arguments:
Friday/saturday night in Copenhagen, you see dead drunk swedish people all over the place.
Friday/saturday night in Stockholm, you do NOT see dead drunk danish people all over the place.

Conclusion:
A. Denmark is a more fun place to be drunk in.
B. Danes hold their alcohol MUCH better than swedes.
C. Both of the above.

Oh, and a hell of a lot of people think that Aqua is swedish. Yay, triple points for making sucky music, AND managing to blame it on someone else

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » March 23, 2004, 5:31 pm

Drolgin is just h8ing his Swedish roots.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

-V

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » March 23, 2004, 5:40 pm

Dead Line is April 1st

Hmm this could be a good joke for April Fools Day......60million VVs is a lot

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 23, 2004, 5:50 pm

In a word...Abba!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » March 23, 2004, 5:55 pm

are either of these countries responsible for inventing salt liquorice candy?

Ravenwind · Post by **Ravenwind** » March 23, 2004, 5:56 pm

In a word...Abba!
LMAO

Rav

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 23, 2004, 6:00 pm

Dont know if we invented it, but we got salt licorice.
And we got some nice pepper hard rock candies with a strong flavored hard candy shell, and pepper powder inside

. Delicious, AND i bougth a box to take over last time i went to the US, and its SO fun to see US people try them, generally involve paper, water, and/or drinking from the bathroom sink. All the more fun because i can eat them, so people feel safe

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 23, 2004, 6:08 pm

Wonko Wenusberg wrote:

mmm godda love the rusty aluminum aftertaste

"probrably the best beer in town"

...swed beer does have a whopping 2.1% alcohol or something, so at least it kicks there ass in comparison!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 23, 2004, 6:24 pm

all i can say is: sajko sux.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 23, 2004, 6:34 pm

one word: lutefisk.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » March 23, 2004, 6:36 pm

It's the lowest alcohol % you can get, not the only!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 23, 2004, 6:58 pm

Tenuvil wrote:one word: lutefisk.

I almost said that, but then I began to wonder if all Scandanavians ate it.

Sajko · Post by **Sajko** » March 23, 2004, 7:19 pm

hahaha stragi that owns.

btw danes suck

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 23, 2004, 7:26 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Tenuvil wrote:one word: lutefisk.
I almost said that, but then I began to wonder if all Scandanavians ate it.

as far as I knew it was a Swedish delicacy (gag), but I may be wrong (typical stereotypical American!!)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 23, 2004, 7:35 pm

Aaeamdar · Post by **Aaeamdar** » March 23, 2004, 8:27 pm

Why is a Sweed holding a contest about why Sweeden sucks?

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2004, 8:39 pm

LEGOS! Invented in Denmark in 1932 when Swedes were still playing with their own feces! Oh wait... The Swedes are still doing that!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 23, 2004, 8:43 pm

Legos > Feces.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » March 23, 2004, 9:35 pm

Sunserae wrote:are either of these countries responsible for inventing salt liquorice candy?

that stuff!

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » March 23, 2004, 9:35 pm

Drolgin still owes me half his VVs.

Bitch.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 23, 2004, 9:36 pm

all scandinavians eat it afaik. its fucking disgusting, i had to have it for christmas dinner one year. *puke*

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » March 23, 2004, 11:48 pm

Stragi wrote:all scandinavians eat it afaik. its fucking disgusting, i had to have it for christmas dinner one year. *puke*

No no, I've already been lectured on how Danes don't eat lutefisk. Trust me on this one!

And I'm afraid that none of the entries I can think of for this contest are really suitable for a public forum.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » March 24, 2004, 12:23 am

LOL. After this, pretty much the entire Valhall gang is gonna kill me the next time they see me, but the Boo's gotta stick with his dorf:

http://splorg.org/people/tobin/projects ... signs.html

Up yours Mplor!!!

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » March 24, 2004, 12:27 am

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » March 24, 2004, 12:31 am

Mmm, salt licorice...

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/dubbelzout/

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 24, 2004, 12:34 am

Ok, that list owns.

When someone asks for "three cheers", you say "hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, hoorah".

Haha. Some of them were the same as in Canada tho! And what's a christmas cracker in Sweden?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 24, 2004, 12:39 am

Boo wrote:LOL. After this, pretty much the entire Valhall gang is gonna kill me the next time they see me, but the Boo's gotta stick with his dorf:

http://splorg.org/people/tobin/projects ... signs.html

Up yours Mplor!!!

...teh Boo is winning methinks...:/

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » March 24, 2004, 2:25 am

Boo wrote:Up yours Mplor!!!

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » March 24, 2004, 5:56 am

".When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

he is drunk;
he is insane;
he is American;
he is all of the above."

That is so true

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » March 24, 2004, 8:39 am

So basically this whole idea is to find out who is the best liar, be it in song, essay-form, animation, artwork, choreography.

Not danish: http://www.absolut.com

Truant · Post by **Truant** » March 24, 2004, 9:23 am

Because I

Drolgin very muches

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 24, 2004, 5:17 pm

I love it, keep them coming.

I know that Syndaen is planning on posting a ballet he choreographed, so no artform is too weird for this!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 24, 2004, 6:21 pm

Drolgin > Sajko

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 24, 2004, 6:59 pm

Denmark = European
Sweden = Wannabe European pond skippers

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 24, 2004, 7:04 pm

Scientific Proof!

Demark loves their babies more than Sweden

From the Max Planck-Institut Für demografische Forschung (Institution for Demographic Research)

http://www.demogr.mpg.de/papers/working/wp-2003-036.pdf

Danes have less children and thus love them more.

Swedes have lots of children in hopes that one will love their parents enough to put them in a good home. (and to compete with Norwegians whose sekrit ajenda is to revive teh Viking hordes and rule teh worlds!1!)

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » March 24, 2004, 8:18 pm

http://www.whichcountryisnext.com/Main.aspx

Sweden ahead! If thats a good thing... well...

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 24, 2004, 9:26 pm

ÖRESUNDSBRON incoming!

Öresundsbron anfaller och biter Drolgin i rumpan! *GNAG!*

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 25, 2004, 2:54 pm

i like gnag

Jugata · Post by **Jugata** » March 26, 2004, 3:50 am

Belarus 4 - Sweden 3

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 26, 2004, 5:25 am

sweden sucks at hockey