Freaking Girl Scouts!!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 3, 2004, 11:07 am

3lbs and counting

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » March 3, 2004, 11:13 am

Them sneaky little biatches

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » March 3, 2004, 2:12 pm

just have one cookie, not a box

Syenye Squirrellyelf · Post by **Syenye Squirrellyelf** » March 3, 2004, 2:54 pm

you are asking the impossible.

Aevian Dreaklear · Post by **Aevian Dreaklear** » March 3, 2004, 2:56 pm

I've been looking for these girl scout cookies recently actually. I can't seem to locate any. The chocolate and peanut butter ones make me happy in the pants.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 3, 2004, 3:03 pm

Aevian Dreaklear wrote:I've been looking for these girl scout cookies recently actually. I can't seem to locate any. The chocolate and peanut butter ones make me happy in the pants.

Are you registerd with the state?

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 3, 2004, 3:04 pm

They assault me every time I walk in to a store...shouldn't be too hard to find.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » March 3, 2004, 3:08 pm

I can eat a whole box and not feel guilty. My metabolism is ever dieter's fantasy.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 3, 2004, 3:13 pm

its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 3, 2004, 3:15 pm

I think my metabolism slowed down when I was like 6.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 3, 2004, 3:24 pm

Voronwë wrote:its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

Bull...I didn't have that metabolism at 22...

Daerib Bittcroaker · Post by **Daerib Bittcroaker** » March 3, 2004, 3:32 pm

I bought a couple boxes from a lady at work.. The next day one of the neighborhood girls stopped by the house and tried to sell me 2 boxes of the same type of cookies for $1 more each.

When I asked her why there was a difference in price she got cagey, said she had to check on the prices and left... she has hasn't been back since.

Burke · Post by **Burke** » March 3, 2004, 3:36 pm

I'd report her to the Better Business Bureau.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » March 3, 2004, 5:36 pm

or to the girl scouts.

Heh, little girl scout hustlers. They grow up so fast!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 3, 2004, 5:42 pm

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME COOKIES?!?!??!

Sylvos keeps coming home with these damn girl scout cookies (SUCKAH) and not yet has he brought home a box of the oh-so-delicious samoas!

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » March 3, 2004, 5:55 pm

Sirensa wrote:WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME COOKIES?!?!??!

Sylvos keeps coming home with these damn girl scout cookies (SUCKAH) and not yet has he brought home a box of the oh-so-delicious samoas!

Tut tut.... They don't call them "samoas" anymore - it's just not PC. Somoans got pissed to have something so delicious named after their region. They now have some unimaginatively descriptive name...like "coconut caramel fudge cookies," or something.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 3, 2004, 6:01 pm

http://www.girlscoutcookiesabc.com/atc/ ... elites.asp

So sad

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 3, 2004, 6:05 pm

Arundel Pajo wrote:Tut tut.... They don't call them "samoas" anymore - it's just not PC. Somoans got pissed to have something so delicious named after their region. They now have some unimaginatively descriptive name...like "coconut caramel fudge cookies," or something.

That might explain why he keeps coming back with peanut butter when I ask for Samoa

Now me... I run from Girl Scouts. Their vile cookie ways are devious!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 7:07 pm

This just in: Eating Girl Scout cookies makes you a baby killer!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ie_boycott

Oh noz!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 3, 2004, 7:24 pm

"It's not that we're a bunch of activists. We're just a bunch of moms who care about their kids," said Lisa Aguilar, who took her 10-year-old daughter out of her eight-member Girl Scout troop. "For us, it's the morality. Where is Girl Scouts going?"

Apparently the Girl Scouts are going into the 21st century, while these fundie assclowns are remaining in the 1950's. God forbid that little Jenny learn to double click her mouse and use condoms! She might not get knocked up at age 15!

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » March 3, 2004, 7:34 pm

now .. when jenny comes home at age 16 going mom ... im 4 months preggy ... and you go why the hell didn't you use a condom ... you can blame yourself !!!! (in schools condoms don't exist ... only no sex at all) well we talked about protection for about 20 mins one day that was it i think other then that its ... NO SEX NO SEX NO SEX TILL YOUR MARRIED ! etc etc etc

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 3, 2004, 7:40 pm

i think it is in very poor taste to use children's fund raising activities for their own activities as a platform to attack their organization to get publicity for your own political cause.

"It embarrassed me to look at it with my husband," said parent Shannon Donaldson.

with every breath i draw i am thankful that i do not have a wife who is so pathetically afraid of her own vagina and full of self-loathing that she doesn't have the confidence to be a sexual adult with her husband. and i also am thankful that i 'm not the kind of man who would marry a woman like that LOL

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 3, 2004, 8:00 pm

my vagina sceers me

Its been awhile since i mentioned my vagina. Kyoucan, you listening?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 8:09 pm

Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 3, 2004, 8:12 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina

I never got my forum

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 8:14 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina
I never got my forum

That's ok, it would mostly consist of Bubba Grizz posting "I'd hit it".

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » March 3, 2004, 8:31 pm

Voronwë wrote:its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

24

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » March 3, 2004, 8:35 pm

Wow, we went from girl scout cookies to vagina.

Both are good! But one you are safer coming home with... maybe

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 8:59 pm

Sargeras wrote:Wow, we went from girl scout cookies to vagina.

Both are good! But one you are safer coming home with... maybe

Both are tasty treats that are fun to eat.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » March 3, 2004, 11:10 pm

I have 3 cases of Thin Mints coming. That's 72 sleeves in case you were wondering.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 4, 2004, 12:33 am

I was going to publix the other day and i politely refused an offer to purchase a box of girl scout cookies, the parent gave me the most evil scorn followed by a loud sigh...it was pretty fucked up

Saleren · Post by **Saleren** » March 4, 2004, 1:30 am

Tagalongs > you.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 4, 2004, 1:32 am

Vaemas wrote:I have 3 cases of Thin Mints coming. That's 72 sleeves in case you were wondering.

Damn almost a week's worth?!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » March 4, 2004, 2:20 am

I swear, I think some people think that teenage sex is a problem that will just go away if they preach about how its wrong and keep their children away from anything even related to sex. Goddamn, TEENAGERS HAVE SEX, IT HAPPENS. People who try to *protect* their kids from things like this that explain safe sex, masturbation, ect are just gonna end up being fucking grandparents by the time they are 30.

Badpassion Seelentrinker · March 4, 2004, 5:04 am

DAMN IT!
I love girl scout cookies but cant get them here in Europe so....... STFU or send me a box!
Thin mints or the Samoas >sp<?

Badpassion Seelentrinker · March 4, 2004, 5:14 am

Dregor Thule wrote:This just in: Eating Girl Scout cookies makes you a baby killer!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ie_boycott

Oh noz!

Gezz It really is imbarrassing to say Im an American sometimes!

Some of the BS yall come up with back home is just SAD!

Im glad my Daughters are living here with me, and will not grow up being prude. Info brocures that give info on sex ed being called soft porn /sigh
Unfortunately my son still lives in the states, waiting for the phone call in a few year when hes older mom I'm getting married cuz I knocked up some slut I screwed and she didn't put the condom on right

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 4, 2004, 2:35 pm

mmmmmmm girlscouts.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » March 4, 2004, 2:57 pm

here's a quick fact for most of you ... kids start having sex in middle school/freshman year of high school

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 4, 2004, 3:08 pm

Yep, first time was 8th grade for me. Was 14. I'm 19 now.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 4, 2004, 3:13 pm

Stragi wins again.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 4, 2004, 3:15 pm

Ebumar wrote:Yep, first time was 8th grade for me. Was 14. I'm 19 now.

Have you been Ranzak's bitch that long now?

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 4, 2004, 3:20 pm

Wtf? He pays ME. He is MY bitch. Get it right or pay the price~

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » March 4, 2004, 3:30 pm

Ever see a 20 year old in one of those Girl Scout out fits?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 4, 2004, 3:36 pm

Sarlen <3s him some midget pr0n.

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » March 4, 2004, 4:21 pm

Pahreyia wrote:Sarlen <3s him some midget pr0n.

only if there is midget tossing involved

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 4, 2004, 4:47 pm

sarlen wrote:Ever see a 20 year old in one of those Girl Scout out fits?

There was a rumour of a Sylvos Scout picture floating around, does that count?

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 4, 2004, 5:41 pm

In Denmark, we got sex ed in the school at about 8th grade. Wasnt good when i was in school, too new for the teachers to be comfortable with it, but guess its better now.

We actually just had a MAJOR political problem in denmark over a prevention/sex education CD that was made in 60000 copies. Its made in a language the young people use and understand, its informative, but the horrible crime it made was some of the sex forms it described.
It was made by people who sit at the sexual hotline for young people, and know what the young people ask for, and they made the bad call of including information about urine sex and animal sex. No big decription and pictures, but information about what it is, so the young people today get informed of it from a controlled source, and not from what a 10 sec search on google will show them.
Some politicians want it banned and decided to destroy the CDs, others found it to be a perfect tool for sex education (instead of prevention and abortion information as it was originally meant to be) and put it up for download, and teenagers made big protests and gave out free copies a few days and so on.

Fun to see how different USA and denmark is on sexual issues. What will happen if the US totally manage to stop information about condoms and sexual prevention? Look at what happens in 3rd world countries that dont have/know about that .)

Post by **Sylvus** » March 4, 2004, 5:48 pm

Hmm... it's been like 10 or 15 years since I've had sex ed. Are they including watersports in the US curriculum nowadays?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 4, 2004, 5:58 pm

not yet, i believe they are teaching them how to surf the crimson wave.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 4, 2004, 7:34 pm

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:I swear, I think some people think that teenage sex is a problem that will just go away if they preach about how its wrong and keep their children away from anything even related to sex. Goddamn, TEENAGERS HAVE SEX, IT HAPPENS. People who try to *protect* their kids from things like this that explain safe sex, masturbation, ect are just gonna end up being fucking grandparents by the time they are 30.

I swear, two years ago when i was a teenager i never found sex to be a problem, although one can always use more

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