Wabbits

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » February 10, 2004, 8:02 pm

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!" --

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 10, 2004, 8:09 pm

hahahah

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » February 10, 2004, 9:19 pm

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 11, 2004, 12:36 am

that was great lol

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » February 11, 2004, 3:37 am

hehe, cute.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 11, 2004, 11:45 am

Insta-classic!

Post by **Sylvus** » February 11, 2004, 2:30 pm

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A: She gagged.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » February 17, 2004, 2:37 pm

Funny