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Why is this person still breathing?

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http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

I'm at a fucking loss. People like this need to be fucking shot. I vote we find this fuck and stuff him into a glass jar.
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Post by Dregor Thule »

Oi, don't remind me of this. There was some talk of it being fake, I don't know, I can't stomach staring at it long enough to try and figure it out. If it's true, yes indeed, find this guy, feed him his own nuts, then cover him in catnip and feed him to a hundred cats.
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Post by Ravvenn »

That is fucking sick.
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This guy is about to be investigated by his local aspca...
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Post by Xatrei »

This site has been around for a couple of years at least, and is a joke / hoax (whatever you prefer to call it - I never found it to be at all funny).

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm


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That's a relief. It never occurred to me to snope something like that. Mostly I just use that for email crap. Thanks guys.
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Post by Xatrei »

Either way, it's still pretty fucking twisted. I don't get too worked up about most sick shit in the world, so long as it's not directly impacting me. This one has always annoyed me, though... Then again, I am a cat person, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.
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I was sure it was nevertheless the activity pictured might be considered animal cruelty...

Perhaps the Fremont SPCA will have a look...
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Post by Dregor Thule »

Not surprising, still just makes the bile rise in my throat seeing the site, even if it's fake.
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Post by Shanter »

I'm at a loss of words that someone would find that funny.
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Post by Korell »

I think we can all agree that I am an evil bastard for laughing at old people falling down and what not... but thats just a lil kitten. God damn, I don't even find that funny. If it christians or something, yeah, I can see that being funny... but not kittens.
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Post by Legenae »

As someone who is owned by 2 cats, I was absolutely disgusted when I found out about that site over a year ago. I never bothered to actually go to the site because just reading about cruelty like that makes me upset enough, I don't need to see the pictures.

It was said that it *is* a hoax, but frankly I don't care. I fail to see how anyone can find that funny.
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Post by Bubba Grizz »

When I first was shown this about 4 years ago I was outraged and made sure my friends knew I was. Then they told me it was a joke site and they had a nice laugh at my expense. Now I laught at myself when I think about it.
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Post by Laliana »

I just think it is funny that people still think the site is real without checking out other sources...not like this site hasn't been around for awhile.


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I love cats and I thought that site was hilarious (when I saw it 4 years ago).
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Post by Badpassion Seelentrinker »

I'm a cat lover and joke or no joke that is sick and I find 0 humor in it!
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Post by Fairweather Pure »

I have no idea how someone can read 2 pages of that site, look at the pictures, and not realize it's a hoax.

I thought it was funny because so many people will completely fly off the handle over nothing. It's a litmus test for stupidity and overreaction.
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Post by Gemily »

I didn't think it was real when I first saw it either. Just too twisted.
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Post by Shaerra »

Obvious joke, no prices listed for anything, no way to order anything.

Not funny at all imo.
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Fairweather Pure wrote:I have no idea how someone can read 2 pages of that site, look at the pictures, and not realize it's a hoax.

I thought it was funny because so many people will completely fly off the handle over nothing. It's a litmus test for stupidity and overreaction.
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Post by Ebumar »

It's hilarious :D. Every time I open up that site, i find it funny.
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Post by miir »

Yeah, it's in bad taste but it's still kinda funny.
What's even more funny is that people are stupid enough to think it's real.


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Wow, that even offended me.
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Post by Voronwë »

i love cats, and i think its fuckin funny!

when i saw it 4 years ago 8)
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

ebumar is going to start a bonzai nb website and sell his nb shavings :o
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Post by brego »

that is seriously nasty=\ :vv_plzdie:
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FUCK ALL OF YOUS!!! I LUB MY BONSAI KITTY!!!!
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