The what is Sylvos after all poll...

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With 40 teeth we have determined definitively that Sylvos is not in fact human...So what is he?

A Racoon
11
13%
A Horse
11
13%
A Beaver
24
28%
A Shrew
12
14%
Teh Joker...:D
28
33%
 
Total votes: 86

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The what is Sylvos after all poll...

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With 40 teeth we have determined definitively that Sylvos is not in fact human...So what is he?

The following are the known mammals in which the male has 40 teeth...
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remind me to bite you when i see you.
literally.
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Literally...
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werd f00! :!:
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Post by Sylvus »

All these threads about Sylvos are insulting to Sylvuses (well, Sylvi, really) everywhere.
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He is a meat popsicle.
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masteen beat me to it :evil:
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Post by Vailex Darkfury »

masteen wrote:He is a meat popsicle.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Post by Sirensa »

Don't let him bite you.. that many teeth will leave a bruise! ;P
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I take it you gather this information from experience?
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Rangers have been known to be other than human.
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I'm going with a Shark. Rows and rows of teeth.

Perhaps we should skin Sylvos and make a nice set of boots with his ruddy nauga.
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what the hell.
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I must say, I find it a bit disconcerting that Beaver is doing so damn well...
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Post by Kindo »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why did this poll cause that to pop into my head?
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Post by Sirensa »

Sylvos is an East African Jungle Cow.

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Post by Lor »

one phrase says it all


"I'LL KILL US ALL!!!!!'

so he is in fact a Lemming :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



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When Sylvos screams that, he means it. Back in the day we were sitting on the edge of our seats when grouped with him :razz:
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Post by Brittney »

Wheres the "A Homo" selection? =\
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Canelek wrote:Rangers have been known to be other than human.


Rangers own all !
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Brittney wrote:Wheres the "A Homo" selection? =\
Ahhh...you see...this is the what he IS poll...you'll be wanting the What/Who he DOES poll...
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