No Clear Winner In Feces-Throwing Conflict

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 5, 2004, 6:37 pm

No Clear Winner In Feces-Throwing Conflict
TABORA, TANZANIA—After several hours of fierce feces-slinging from both sides, no clear winner emerged Tuesday in the conflict between Tabora-area male silverback gorillas Lugo and Kamala. "While Lugo looked strong early on, heaving large quantities of his own dung at his opponent, Kamala came back with an equally impressive volley of his own," primatologist Dr. Donald Schayes said. "We might not have a clear handle on the outcome until mating season." The animals have tentatively scheduled an additional series of fecal flings over the next three weeks.

Yeah I am bored at work. sorry.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 5, 2004, 6:53 pm

I'de bet on it

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » January 5, 2004, 7:05 pm

Oh, I thought you were talking about this.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 5, 2004, 8:05 pm

Sounds like a Scheiße video in the making. I wonder if Cartman's mom be in it.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » January 5, 2004, 10:08 pm

I had no clues monkeys did that., i thought they just beat each other up.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » January 5, 2004, 10:28 pm

This should be in the sports forum!!!!!11