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Who here has gotten Laid at work?

Yes
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59%
No
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34%
I'm a pig and could'nt get laid if I tried
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7%
 
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n/t
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Not at my current job, but there was MUCH ass to be had at my last one.

One of the trade offs of leaving the hotel biz for the IT world: the money is much better, but the ass is lacking! Why don't hot chicks NETWORK?!?
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I hear ya Masteen, not too many Techs are hotties...but the people we service can be :mrgreen:
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Is it wrong to bang the CEO's Secretary?

As for being in IT, who says they have to be in the same department?
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Not at my current job either. I was working 3rd shift at a gas station a long time ago when this chick got dumped by her bf, literally dumped at the gas station. Well, she was hungry but had no money on her. I told her I'd let her have some food if she gave me a hummer. She agreed and then it was, Lock the doors, kill the pumps, and go back into the office. Got more than the hummer. Never saw her after that but it is something that when I look at a Gas Station Hoagie I'll always have fond memories.
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The problem with my company, Aarinu, is that everyone that isn't a tech is a 50+ year old phone hag. Not exactly fertile dating grounds.
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I won't even go into detail simply because none of you would believe me if I told you.
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Ouch masteen. Well, if it makes ya feel better, at the company I work for now, there is only one chick left that is even remotely bone-able and she is one of those "goody-goody" types. I'm sure you know what I mean ;)

Fairweather, Share the juice, weather we believe you or not, Hell, You wouldn't believe me if I told you I did the CEO's secretary on the CEO's desk...... (that is true, but o well)...
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not actually in the office, but at a work lunch, yes.
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masteen wrote:The problem with my company, Aarinu, is that everyone that isn't a tech is a 50+ year old phone hag. Not exactly fertile dating grounds.
Your full of poo, there's that silicone barbie running around over there :P
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Yeah let's have "FAIRWEATHER's FORUM"!
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k, you twisted my arm ;)

19 yr old University of Michigan student. Seriously, she was one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen, much less dated. She had lips like Angelina Joile, and firm C cup tits on a 105 lb athletic frame, with brown hair down to the small of her back. Get this, she was a French major too. Awsome. She had a smile that would make you weak in the knees. Her skin was flawless. I mean, not a blemish, mole, or birthmark at all.

She was a temp at my company, and we flirted for 3 months. On her last day before she headed to France on a Study Abroad program, I ran the guantlet on her. I was 25 at the time and I did her 6 ways from Sunday. To this day, she had the tastiest snatch I have ever had the honor to eat.

Anyway, she left under the understanding that we would never see eachother again. I get in a relationship several months later, and she knows all about that summer fling with the temp, but it was in the past, right? Wrong. The next summer, the temp is back from France and working back with me for the summer again. This was not part of the plan. Of course, tensions mount with my current GF over the situation. She knows I dig this temp and had one of the best sexual encounters in my life with her. The temp turns up the heat on me with not wearing panties to work and shit like that. She talks dirty to me and tells me all the things she wants to do to me, ect. ect. ect. I basically tell my GF of 4 months that I would really, really like to do this girl at work. I was very honest and said that our relationship was only 4 months old and maybe we should take a break. My GF took everything in and was just basically surprised by my honesty more than anything. She thought of a decent compromise...

The conclusion? My GF asked me to see if the temp wanted to come over sometime for a threesome. Long story short is she did, and we all did. My GF and the temp had never met eachother before. The temp came over to my house on a Saturday afternoon and walked into my apartment and got naked on the landing. I walked her upstairs (blindfolded) and my GF and I laid her down and played with her until the wee hours of the night. Her and my GF never even spoke that night.

We did something similar 2-3 more times, and evetually everything came to a close. The temp didn't want to "share" me with my GF, and don't forget all the fun of keeping 2 women emotionally happy/secure. It was really a strain on me personally and I eventually called it off. I delt with the temp all day, and had to start all over with my GF when I got home.

It was great while it lasted and under the right circumstances, I would do it again. As it stands now, I am still with my GF, and the temp went back off to college at teh end of last summer. She is working in Ann Arbor this year and not a temp here. I haven't spoken to her since last summer and neither has my GF. It was a great way to end a threesome experiance like that. My GF was very happy to try out a woman and not have any friendships at stake, or have her around me all the time for fear of jealousy. The temp just wanted to learn OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of our sexual tricks and also have a bisexual romp with no strings attatched. My GF and I are into some freaky shit, and the temp was all about that stuff. All in all, each individual got what they wanted, and it worked out better than any of us could've imagined.

Of course, it was OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more complex than I detailed above, and I could always go into the depravity of our sexual acts if you want too. I summed up 2 summers of sex in 3 paragraphs, so you know I have details.

Fuck off. I said you wouldn't believe me ;)
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Threesomes are great as long as yer GF doesn't find out ;)
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Think the point was they're better if your GF/BF wants to be a part of them. :D
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Think the point was they're better if your GF/BF wants to be a part of them
Bingo. Anything less and you're fun is only temporary and genearlly comes back to haunt you. If your significant other is as eager about it as you are, it can actually draw you closer in a weird kind of way. Hard to explain. It was fun though.
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Welll bro, I have been married a year to a Bi-sexual woman. She has her girlfriend that comes over about once a week and they have their fun while I play EQ. Rather works out well, I get to play EQ, and then go play with 2 Woman. What more could ya want? hehehe. Nice thing is, we are friends, have been friends for years..., Just friends with Benefits... I have no worries about keeping either happy.

The problem most people have is they turn sex into this emotional highway. Sex is a physical act, nothing more. You have to see it like that or your going to get emotions involved (bad bad bad). Love is a different ball game, sex is just an act.. Of course, many many people just can't think like that and let sex be some form of "cheating" or it's an "affair." Just my 2 CP worth :)
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No, 3somes are better (at least for me) if I am the only guy. I lost my virginity to 2 cheerleaders back in highschool because I had a case of beer on the family boat. Scared the hell out of me at the time but I survived. If only I knew then what I know now.
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What Grizz don't tell you all is his school had an all male cheering squad........ :P
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I have been married a year to a Bi-sexual woman. She has her girlfriend that comes over about once a week and they have their fun while I play EQ.
I have a friend that was in this situation for years. They all get along fine and the "extra" girl is like a best friend to both. Pretty cool actually. They were one of the reasons my GF was wanting to try things with this girl I work with. Many alternate lifestyles work out exceptionally well as long as the people involved are secure, keep good communication, and have no misconceptions.

It's funny, we were at a friend's house the other day and he and his GF were talking about what they did last summer. They got into a petty argument about where they ate this dinner in another state or something stupid like that. I fucking hate his GF, btw. Anyway, my GF leans into me and whispers "Do you think we should start talking about how spent last summer fucking the temp at your office?". I had a good laugh at that. People have different ideas of fun I guess ;)
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Bah...Since no one else will ask..I want the depravaties, Fairweather! It's Tuesday..liven up this party a bit more...

(considering I likel partake of most all of the same freakiness with my gf anyway...shocking me would take mucho skill heheh)

As for my "And then she bent over the Xerox machine" story.. In much less detail than Fairweather's, I worked for a major retail chain about 10 years or so ago... met a girl in another department, this was before I got married, although barely.. We got it on in the back stock room, also as home during lunch a few times... Red hair, a lil heavy, but damn she was a screamer..I love a woman who knows how to make noise and doesn't just whimper:)

As an interesting side note... after divorcing the ex..I'm living in NY during a rough part of my life..and wind up working at the same retail chain again for 6 months during the beginning of the IT recession... another red head ..same department...same age.. thinner, kinkier and sexy as all hell... Did her as well a few times during the holiday rush season when disappearing for an hour wasn't noticed:)

Gotta love a girl that has keys to the good hiding places...

No luck at any tech jobs.. the women here scare the hell out of me..the one or two cute girls are usually bitches:(
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Tuesday? It's Wednesday here.
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Also, I am the only person in my office. Hence, I can chat with you fuckers all day. Having a female temp in here with me is only a matter of time before we're ell hot and bothered. Luckily, I get to screen my own temp since I have to work with them for 3 months out of the year (our busy season). We were slow this year and I turned down the option of having a temp.
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Yeah, Wednesday..I get confused easy, Grizz... actually it's Thursday for me since my week runs Sun-Thurs...but as little sleep as I have gotten this week..my days are all messed up... *shrugs*
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