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I'm not totally convinced if I'd ever had guts to walk into mensroom with this lol
That would be handy for those times you're stuck in the woods, no restroom in sight, (or at a party you probably shouldn't be at with dirty and/or full bathrooms) and it's too cold/wet to pull your pants down and squat. And with squatting you always have to do that funky hold the pants while balancing yourself stuff. Quite awkward.
Not that I would want to use one of those things. But I can't be the only female that's had to squat to pee someplace odd in her life - where standing would have been much more convenient
Not that I would want to use one of those things. But I can't be the only female that's had to squat to pee someplace odd in her life - where standing would have been much more convenient
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Krimson Klaw
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Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.
For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.
For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.
Did they do the stand/squat thing because they didn't feel the toilets were clean? (I've done a hover/squat thing over some public toilet and/or outhouses that I've had to use before because sitting on them would have been nasty)Krimson Klaw wrote:Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.
For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.
Always wipe front to back!! You don't want to spread germs to your fronts
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Aabidano
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Were they asian? I saw a lot of the "Two footprints and a hole" toilets over there. Especially public ones, most of which were unisex. They think americans have a lot of hangups for good reasonKrimson Klaw wrote:...there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing.
"Life is what happens while you're making plans for later."
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Krimson Klaw
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Boot camp toilets are cleaner than toilets in a 5 star hotel, anyone that's been in the military can personally attest to that.Sirensa wrote:Did they do the stand/squat thing because they didn't feel the toilets were clean? (I've done a hover/squat thing over some public toilet and/or outhouses that I've had to use before because sitting on them would have been nasty)Krimson Klaw wrote:Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.
For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.
Always wipe front to back!! You don't want to spread germs to your fronts
In places like france and north africa its all about the hole in the ground, its almost like a workout for your leggs when you been to Marocko for 24 hours and get the bad food syndrom.........
Its strange realy since one of the best things with toilets is that they are like the most comfy place there is, have freinds that spend hours sitting on the toilet reading and stuff, and when they done they can go up get like a snack and GO BACK to the toilet seat eat the snack and think about stuff.
More time thinking on the toilet = less war is what I think.
Its strange realy since one of the best things with toilets is that they are like the most comfy place there is, have freinds that spend hours sitting on the toilet reading and stuff, and when they done they can go up get like a snack and GO BACK to the toilet seat eat the snack and think about stuff.
More time thinking on the toilet = less war is what I think.
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Now owning Teh PoM, SH and CT pre nerf, pvp server style.
Now owning Teh PoM, SH and CT pre nerf, pvp server style.
That's ok by me but a woman actually was arrested for going into the men's restroom at a football stadium. She had to go bad, apologized the entire time and was still arrested.Toshira wrote:Actually, not a bad invention. Go to a stadium and the women's room line is always line 3 blocks long...whhip this little device out, npnp.
Lame but it happened.
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Wonko Wenusberg
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Yes, maybe you are one to put it back in your bag after you used it, but if you look at the picture very closely, very, very closely, you will see a trash bin in the third frame that is the recipient of the used ehm... device thingy.Skogen wrote:LOL.
It would be kinda gross to be carrying that thing around!
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Rasspotari
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/sarcasm
You know what, you're right. I'm american. I hate everyone not from this country. If you can't speak my language perfectly you should all die.
/sarcasm off
How about.....no. While many americans are ignorant when it comes to anything outside their borders, both geographically and culturally, and subsequent assholes to anyone not american...that's not me. Were I really slamming Kalifen I probably would have writted a bit more, been a bit more personal, and used a few explitives.
Marocko - Morocco. It was a joke.
You know what, you're right. I'm american. I hate everyone not from this country. If you can't speak my language perfectly you should all die.
/sarcasm off
How about.....no. While many americans are ignorant when it comes to anything outside their borders, both geographically and culturally, and subsequent assholes to anyone not american...that's not me. Were I really slamming Kalifen I probably would have writted a bit more, been a bit more personal, and used a few explitives.
Marocko - Morocco. It was a joke.
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