Who is the baddest motherfucker?

[Zamtuk]

I was going through the Maxim website via some e-mail I got and came upon an interesting poll. Who is the baddest person from the movies. Not necessarily the bad guy, but all around. I will post the link soon, but some candidates were Wolverine, Bill the Butcher, Tyler Durden, etc.

For me it would probably be Mickey from Snatch.

edit: http://www.maximonline.com

[Ashur]

Jules Winnfield. It says so on his wallet.

[noel]

It's a crime if Bruce Lee doesn't win with that array of people.

In this thread, since comic book characters are allowed, I'm going to go with Batman.

[Zamtuk]

magneto > batman

[noel]

Enlighten me with someone magneto isn't > then...

At any rate, you're assertion is irrelevant. Magneto doesn't exist in the DC comics world, hence Batman need not be equipped to deal with Magneto.

You're talking about a supervillian with enough power to hold back the lava from a Volcano to make room for his secret underground lair. I thought we were talking about bad motherfuckers, not people with ultimate power.

[Zamtuk]

Magneto < Professor X. Professor X did kill Magneto, well turned him into a veggie anyways, after Magneto ripped all the metal out of Wolverine. So that would then infer Mickey > Professor X > Magneto > Batman.

Please not Mickey is badder than all of them. Doc Holliday plays a close second.

[noel]

While I agree that Mickey is a bad motherfucker, probably in the top 5, it would be inapprorpriate in my humble opinion to label Professor X as a bad motherfucker. He spent too many years attempting to help and educate, and not enough time just plain regulating.

Magneto fits into the character, of bad motherfucker as he spent the majority of his time just regulating, and not giving a shit about who stood in his way. Having said that, I have no doubt that Batman would defeat Magneto in a one on one competition by choosing the location for the encounter, fighting dirty, and exploiting any and all weaknesses at whatever cost to him to win the battle. Hence... Batman > Magneto

Additionally, Magneto with his helmet on > Professor X. I base this on the fact that Magneto was rarely (if ever? Fairweather or Drolgin can probably clarify) defeated by Professor X without the assistance of the entire X-men squad(s).

[Kargyle]

I think Sho'Nuff is the baddest. He also happens to be the meanest, and the prettiest. Much respect to any and all that know the reference.

[Pahreyia]

Kaiser Soze. 'nuff said.

[Keverian FireCry]

Jules, motherfucking Winnfield, motherfucker!!

[noel]

Batman takes out 100 guys exactly like Jules in a single night.

He also is one of the few things on the Gotham City streets that can scare people like Jules.

[Keverian FireCry]

but his wallet says...

[Xouqoa]

Kaiser Soze. 'nuff said.

Damn, beat me to it. =)

It's Keyser in the movie, I think btw... just being picky!

[noel]

Keyser Soze doesn't really exist. Verbal was just a scam artist, and Dave Kujan was gullible.

[vn_Tanc]

I don't see Marv from Sin City, so the contest is null and void.

[Siji]

Michael Jackson.

He's BAD!

[Drolgin Steingrinder]

First thing I thought of too, Tanc.

In the absence of Marv, I'd have to vote for LARST POWER. That assling has more badassness in his left testicle than Sylvester Stallone could ever dream of.

[Xouqoa]

Keyser Soze doesn't really exist. Verbal was just a scam artist, and Dave Kujan was gullible.

But if he DID exist.... *shiver* !

[Sylvus]

This page reminded me of one of my favorite flash movies of old. I'm sure you've seen a lot better, but in '99 or so when I first came across this, I thought it was pretty groundbreaking!

The Bad As Shit Project

Enjoy!

[Akaran_D]

Agent Smith.

He's taking over an entire fucking reality by replicating himself in every single person in it. How is THAT not the baddest assed mofo around, eh?

Barring him..
Jason. Yeah, he's "died" in every movie but one he's been in.
But hell. How many murder machines do you know will first stab a guy repeatedly, then fold him and the bed he's in like a giant bloody taco?

[Xzion]

Ash, army of darkness, the ultimate badass motherfucker

NOONE fucks with Ash

[Boogahz]

This is my BOOOMstick!

[Elidain]

Bruce Lee was one badass motherfucker!!

[Kwonryu DragonFist]

Most Kills!

Urutsukidoji, The OverFiend!

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Other Mean ones with lots of kills

Bruce Lee, Rambo, Terminator, Conan

Ken, Fist of the NorthStar



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[Kargyle]

You left off Ken's brother Rau.

That is one of my favorite animes.

[Keverian FireCry]

Spawn is pretty damned badass! Get it, damned...tehehe

[Ashur]

NOONE fucks with Ash

word

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

Well, Neo would probably own all of the above if the Matrix is real. But then this should be broken down into sub-categories of comics, movie characters, etc. It is impossible to compare genres. I would have to submit Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson as the baddest motherfucker in the history of animation. Nothing could stop Tecmo Bo.

[Bubba Grizz]

This man is the greatest Mother Fucker of them all.
He has an award to prove it.