ATTN: Canelek

noel · Post by **noel** » August 23, 2002, 8:33 pm

Check your PMs...

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 23, 2002, 8:48 pm

I fuckin hate Pikeys.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 23, 2002, 8:50 pm

So that's the kinda fight it's going to be then...

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 23, 2002, 9:57 pm

Gotta viscious kick for a fat fucker, ya know dat?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 23, 2002, 10:14 pm

Aww Bollocks! This is sick! This is sick! I'm outta here.

You're not going anywhere. You'll stay until the fight's over.

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 23, 2002, 10:51 pm

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by a appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt... me!

noel · Post by **noel** » August 23, 2002, 11:36 pm

The preclude to that is of course:

Well, thank you for that. That was a tremendous weight off me mind. Now if you don't mind telling me who the fuck you are?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 24, 2002, 2:28 am

I want you to hit me as hard as you can!

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 24, 2002, 3:46 am

HE'S our getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from?

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » August 24, 2002, 6:27 am

Guy Ritchy > all

(sorry dunno how to spell his name correctly, but you get the point)

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 24, 2002, 11:57 am

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

and

Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 24, 2002, 12:17 pm

PM answered Mr. Farmer

"Feed 'em to the pigs Harold!"

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 24, 2002, 12:34 pm

Side track post ----->

ARANUIL! HELRO FRIEND!

noel · Post by **noel** » August 24, 2002, 4:57 pm

Best quote in the whole movie!

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote: Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches Avi!

Cousin Avi: So who the fuck wants to see them?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 24, 2002, 5:15 pm

You're a ruthless little cunt Liam, I'll grant you that. But I got no time for grouses

*Bodyguard puts a bag over Liam's head*

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 24, 2002, 5:16 pm

<----posting a scene from Snatch

Which scene would you like to see?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 24, 2002, 5:21 pm

<--- watching the DVD... let me get back to you on that.

Edit:

Ahh fuck it. Post the bar scene Drolgin quoted.

My latest submission:

Turkish: Do you take sugar?

Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » August 24, 2002, 6:56 pm

That bar scene is good but the nemesis quote is my favorite.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 24, 2002, 10:47 pm

Aye, I've decided that the nemesis scene is the best... make sure you get the part where Bricktop says, "Goody Gumdrops."