Bakara robbing banks!?!?

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 3, 2003, 11:15 pm

http://11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=37421

hehe =)

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 3, 2003, 11:44 pm

damn surprised hes still around after TWENTY SIX banks,
shit, id quit while im ahead, he is one lucky basterd

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 4, 2003, 1:38 am

In the most recent heist, the armed and masked man entered the lobby of the Wachovia Bank on Woodstock Road in Roswell. He waved a small hand gun over his head as he approached the teller.

I used to live in Roswell before I moved back up here last year. I banked with Wachovia. Not that particular branch though, I used the one on Nesbitt Ferry.

Anyway the fact he is getting away with so many robberies is not that amazing to me...my branch was robbed by a guy on a bicycle twice in the same fucking week...the "Bicycle bandit" had quite a string of robberies himself.

Hell I dunno if they ever caught the guy, this could be the same guy who just thought "Damn this shit is so easy I might as well celebrate beforehand from now on".

Taly · Post by **Taly** » October 4, 2003, 1:51 am

LOL that's funny when you can be drunk to rob that many banks and STILL not get caught. Sucky police over there.

How's my spelling Legs? =P

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 4, 2003, 3:40 am

robbing a bank would be awesome. I'd be a total junkie for a rush like that. the whole prison thing is kind of a deterrant for me though!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 4, 2003, 9:17 am

kyoukan wrote:robbing a bank would be awesome. I'd be a total junkie for a rush like that. the whole prison thing is kind of a deterrant for me though!

my friend was being a dumbass one day when he was about 16 and was with another friend who was doing an armed robbery on a circle K, he ended up spending like 3 weeks in JuuV

Drolgin Steingrinder · October 4, 2003, 9:49 am

Old friend of mine - who was one of the weirdest, most fucked up people you will ever meet - was stuck in a rut. He'd followed his parents wishes and gotten a Good Solid Education...as a trainee in a wholesale paint store. Now, selling paint wasn't what he wanted to do for the rest of his life - he desperately wanted to get back to school, but he couldn't afford it.

Cue weirdness and completely crazy thoughts: "How do I get myself in a situation where I have all the time in the world to read, study and write? I know! I'll get arrested and go to jail!"

He attempted to rob a post office with the explicit purpose of getting caught. This far, his plan might have worked, if he hadn't been stupid enough to tell the judge exactly why he did what he did.

He was sentenced to psychiatric evaluation and ended up spending a couple of months on a psych ward.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » October 4, 2003, 10:01 am

Apparently the guy can do this without bragging to his mates.. in a public place.. while standing next to a police officer =)

Seriously though, most criminals are caught because they're stupid, clumsy or braggarts. The rest are all fitted up because the cops don't like them

Look at Dahmer; killed 15 men from 1978 to 1991. Had TWO victims escape and find police before he was caught; the cops returned the first one to Dahmer because he didn't speak english.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » October 4, 2003, 10:50 am

Taly wrote:LOL that's funny when you can be drunk to rob that many banks and STILL not get caught. Sucky police over there.

How's my spelling Legs? =P

Much better! =P

Tuldian · Post by **Tuldian** » October 4, 2003, 12:51 pm

lol that's like right down the street from where I live and I've never heard of it.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 4, 2003, 1:42 pm

I've been reading that most competently executed armed robberies on banks go unsolved. Hmm, my chances of getting off scot free are pretty high if I planned it out good. Man I should give it a try.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » October 4, 2003, 1:50 pm

Like you could keep quiet

/hugs hehe

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 4, 2003, 1:59 pm

kyoukan wrote:I've been reading that most competently executed armed robberies on banks go unsolved. Hmm, my chances of getting off scot free are pretty high if I planned it out good. Man I should give it a try.

I could be a driver...

Revs · Post by **Revs** » October 4, 2003, 2:09 pm

Let Xou drive, I heard he flew down the Vegas strip

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 4, 2003, 4:53 pm

Revs wrote:Let Xou drive, I heard he flew down the Vegas strip

he did?

Drolgin Steingrinder · October 4, 2003, 5:59 pm

Zamtuk wrote:I could be a driver...

'Course you could!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 4, 2003, 6:04 pm

Zamtuk wrote:I could be a driver...

You have to call me boss and refer to our activities as "the caper"

emmer · Post by **emmer** » October 4, 2003, 6:08 pm

if I were a woman I would have robbed a bank by now

but something about the phrase federal "pound you in the ass" prison just rubs most guys the wrong way*

*except fesuni

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 4, 2003, 6:18 pm

Hmmm... as long as I can pistolwhip somebody, I would be up for it....

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 6, 2003, 12:22 am

Kyoucan, if you decide to rob banks, you should come state side to do it.

I think our police are probably less competent, our judicial system lets most people off or out of jail with minimal time, and I hear you get free cable tv.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 14, 2003, 5:44 pm

Nah, do it in Canada, eh? Nothing funnier than watching those Royal Canadian Mounted Police falling off their horses while in pursuit.

Besides, you can add some insurance to your getaway by tying a girl named Nell to some train tracks along your escape route. The RCMP will have to stop to help her.

Shae

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 14, 2003, 6:36 pm

I'll rat you all out for the reward.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » October 15, 2003, 1:32 am

Bakara robbing banks!?!?

Well it could be worse. He could be working for the Cowboy Hall of Fame.