An amusing Email I got about Canada

[Kguku]

+ Foreign Joke
"About Canada"

These questions about Canada were posted on an International
Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.

1.. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
die.

2.. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?(USA)
A : Depends how much you've been drinking.

3.. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the
railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

4.. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.

5.. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

6.. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send
me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of ?

7.. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada
?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo
racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

8.. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.

9.. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

10.. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is....oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

[Tegellan]

LOL, i especially like the hippo racing one and the Vienna choir.