All participants must register on the site, having high ally faction with "The fnord" will help you get accustomed to the zone. When you first enter Veeshan Vault you are indifferent. Getting high ally faction is really the easiest part of the raid. Simply agree with everything Kyoukan says and make a dollar donation to the Keeper of the Zone Xouqoa.
1) Set up on the General Thread.
2) When everyone is ready, start the ring.
3) ONLY one poster goes into the thread. This is the Main Poster (MP) Make a comment that is decidely slightly right of center or disagree with the dancing banana. This will start the event.
4) MP stays posting until the fnord spawns.
4a) If the MP dies, a Backup Poster takes his place until the MP is back.
Wave #1: 1 Kyoukan approaches from behind, with a RAMPAGING Sylvus Pet: Kyoukan main weapon:Name calling and CAPS, easily resisted with minimal int.
MORE RAMPAGING Sylvus’s will spawn randomly in the ring: Main weapon False intelligence and websters dictionary.
Wave #2: one Xouqoa (BOARD OWNER) spawns in the ring, AE effect calls friends to help Kyoukan.
.........minikyoukan Sunserae’s will spawn randomly in the ring using misspelled words as an attempt to be witty.
Wave #3: two Voronwes come from behind to help the overwhelmed forces of the fnord.
BOSS #1: Kelgar the Intelligence Stealer spawns
.........every time Atokal posts. Easily handled with logic.
Wave #5: two Truants come from behind, once again easily handled with the banish idiot spell.
.........RAMPAGING Aranuils randomly spawn in the ring. Main weapon Spell Checker never casts upon himself
Wave #6: two split Kyleres spawn doesn’t know what side he is on.
.........whenever a Kyoukan is killed, more spawn in the thread
Wave #7:RANDOM fnord Recruits Spawn
BOSS #2: Wulfran the wannabe spawns in ring with a RAMPAGING Truant pet
.........his AE is now dumbass based and can be cured
The first three waves are very straight forward and simple. These should be used to laugh and bait the fnord.
Once WAVE 4 starts, things start to get serious. Kyoukan BREASK OUT TEH CAPS!!1!1
Lastly, using legitimate back up for your arguments will cause Kyoukan to depop if noone is in her aggro range, not a big risk here as someone is always in Kyoukans agro range.
Loot Table:
Kyoukan: Severed index finger
Effect: CAPS LOCK
Resist Intelligence: +100, Resist False Statements -100.
Spell: Cur IV
Cast on others: Turns target into a lap dog.
Midgets Knee Pads
AC 100
Effect: Ally Faction with the fnord.
for starters Xouqua should have been the named mob that never spawns at the end because the ring bugged out. not something in the initial waves.
